one of these days i wont be closeted for pride but its chill we ball

hey dude check this oit (summons a small gray alien) (you watch me dap up the alien )

maybe not all men, but like 90% of them, should face consequences for the way they passively treat women

no one has ever loved as much as i love

every american sees this in their vision after eating a cheeseburger

Balatro 2:

my biggest fear is elon musk becoming very publicly obsessed with something i love

ai wrote my son a very impressive resume, and his only work experience is moderating a subreddit about giving yourself diarrhea on purpose

i think im gonna go fuck with gamers

Programming is a lot like being a Chargers fan, writing if statements to make things work

airplanes only do this when the vibes are bad btw

heres my concept i think its sooooo awesome and boys r NOT allowed!!

the guy who built the tower of pisa:

going into 2025 with this energy

Christmas is in 362 days and mfs already got Christmas decorations up I can’t 😭☠️☠️

baldurs gate is a game for girls

is 24 too old to start using :3 again

they're doing this to me tomorrow

i love when bands have faggots in them

Come on dude, stop being a pussy and go ask that girl if she thinks I'm cute

my neck covered in hundreds of these bad boys like I’m Michael phelps at the Olympics

The Arrest of Christ, German artist, 1480-1495, 📸 by @1ontapdigital

they should keep the port where it is, it encourages peripheral parents to practice the tummy time that’s so crucial to an accessory’s development

wokeness ruined the game awards (it wasn't a balatro sweep)

i don't really have a problem with de'vondre campbell leaving the game last night. all the other players left eventually too. nobody's there now

hurt people hurt people.

i try to say this often enough to keep a heartbeat but not so often that it comes off as corny: over the years trans and nb people have counted for a lot of the people who always show up for the stuff i make and share it around. just want to take a sec to let you know how much i appreciate you

i don't really think throwing glass in a stone house is all that much better

Using my free will to prevent myself from getting 8 hours of sleep

if you think you recognize that UHC guy, no you don't

I swear to God if spotify has been waiting all this time to drop wrapped just to integrate some AI shit into it I'm instantly deleting my subscription

discord.gg/transfc If you're trans, like sports and want to be awesome, come join! And vote iyo sky in the server logo vote!!! #sportssky #wrestlesky #iyosky

Fruity pebbles are not very fruity, but no other pebble comes half as close

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not to be "the friend thats too woke", but i think ur quite pretty

Jameis Winston put up a Retro Bowl statline last night lol

if you disagree with me thats fine. but i keep rigorous mental notes

bots in my DMs. it feels just like home now 😌

good morning bluesky social and all who inhabit it, if ur a queer sports fan and ur tired of rampant homophobia that permeates sports fandom and its circles, i have a queer-run community which i own that you may be interested in!! its very cool and neat so feel free to join !! :D link in bio

i hate heat i like cold

just lost 30 grand

retweet if ur a queer sports fan, i want to see something

David Slaying the Bear, by the workshop of Peter Paul Rubens, 1640

i think that everyone who plays or watches sports should be sent to prison

while dating: my beauotiful girlfriend, while engaged: my perfect fiancee, 5 minutes into being married: my bitch wife,