going onto linkedin to see the people I know that play their deranged fucking puzzle games so I know who to unfriend in real life

“I know Andrew is a good man who’s been treated terribly, but you remember when we learned a few minutes ago that England and the United States are two different countries?” said Senior Advisor Gerald Donovan

the quiet panic of being a novelist with an em-dash tattoo in the age of chatgpt

FUCK EMM - dashare.zone ADMIN

As always, and until the end of fucking time, wake me when it sticks

REMINDER: A socialist act by a New Yorker was a major reason why polio was eliminated in the US.

I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.

There are people who will probably tell you not to gloat today but I am petty and spiteful and I will absolutely gloat because fascists are weird freaks who deserve to be shamed.

This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.

- you clean up that banksy? - sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked

I will not waste a moment grieving for someone who wanted my loved ones dead, thanks

Will be interesting to see which news outlets omit his years of violent white nationalism. I'm guessing practically every single one.

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Apotheosis of the Knife

The announcer declares “welcome to San Jose, the heart of Silicon Valley” as the lady struggles & can’t get the self checkout machine to work for a customer. She sees me, I use cash, & am done in 2 seconds. Techbros have made the world a worse place & sold you on lies. & they hate artists.

Denver and surrounding area, come celebrate the launch of THIS IS MY BODY with @rachelfeder.bsky.social and @cannibalghosts.bsky.social and @mariaabrams.bsky.social and me!

yknow, after a week and a half on the salmonella-cucumber hellcoaster, I'd really fuckin like to get off the ride already

Democrats… learn something from this

It takes a super genius in business to look at the Forbes Contributor pages and ChatGPT slop full of hallucinations and go: "Our well respected newspaper should stop being a well respected newspaper and instead be like those two things"

Wow Bezos really did kill WaPo huh

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Always loved that John Redcorn was a largely decent guy but realistically flawed on a show made in an era where Native depictions tended to be exoticized and one-dimensional even when they were positive

The Onion continues to be the most reliable source for your news. theonion.com/maga-voter-a...

Sex Criminal Andrew Cuomo: In Hindsight, I Should Have Gotten Away With It

I’m not going to inflict an AI generated Calvin & Hobbes on you but I do want to say it should be legal for those responsible to be hunted for sport by Bill Watterson

The New York Times: Whatever It Is, It's Complicated!™

very in keeping with JF’s Whole Thing: doing the stupidest lowest-common-denominator shit imaginable while insisting he’s a heterodox truth teller

I think at some point we have to stop indulging the fiction that conservatism is a legitimate political tendency and isn't simply a grievance cult for those who value the ability to enact cruelty over their literal basic needs.

Family, this is not a big ask, and it's Pride month. I'd love to see some of our allies do the actual ally thing and help these two out. Donating directly will always do more good than giving to big orgs or politicians, and certainly more than supporting rainbow capitalism.

always read @cannibalghosts.bsky.social, I will never steer you wrong

"man-made angel/celestial atrocity" is now official Event Horizon headcannon and I can't ever unsee it fuck

I promised at ECCC once I finished his book, I'd give my thoughts. @cannibalghosts.bsky.social Fucking solid. I told you that you wouldn't disappoint me and I was right. What a fucking wild, gory, bombastic HELL of a ride. I adored the imagery you crafted with your words, and that Murph lives. 🤘

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Examples of body horror include the films of David Cronenberg and the part in the Sledgehammer video where Peter Gabriel’s hands turn into sledgehammers and he hits himself in the head with his sledgehammer hands

I'm aware that at this point I really shouldn't be surprised by the amount of Hostile Male Bullshit that can be boiled down to "tAkE mE sErIoUsLy!!!" but here we are all the fucking same

Discount fireworks, cheap gas, bad decisions, worse outcomes.

we used to call em image macros

Meet gorgeous Lady Lennox - believed lost for 110 years and now confirmed found by the Fruit ID committee. Local pomologist Denis Smith discovered it growing at Burghley House and I slowly managed to unravel its provenance. Thrilled our submission was successful.

Facts. #filmsky #physicalmedia #moviesky

I'm not watching but Mike better knock that boy's soul out of his body.

I still think this is the coolest embroidery I’ve ever made, so many hours of work but so worth it #embroidery #textileart

This is the best thing that has ever happened.

Going through captive audience meetings was a really low point in the Bandcamp unionization process. Managers lined up to say awful shit, including spurious comparisons to white supremacists. All those people are still there, while many of us who fought for a union are still struggling to find work.

Spooky month