Matthew Lyons
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Horror novelist. Monster Mash enthusiast. 🏳️🌈
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The Onion
about 16 hours ago
“I know Andrew is a good man who’s been treated terribly, but you remember when we learned a few minutes ago that England and the United States are two different countries?” said Senior Advisor Gerald Donovan
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Aide Wearily Begins 5th Explanation Of Why Trump Can’t Pardon Prince Andrew
WASHINGTON—Exhausted from repeated efforts to explain the most basic aspect of political power, an aide to President Trump nevertheless began wearily explaining for the fifth time Friday why he couldn...
https://theonion.com/aide-wearily-begins-5th-explanation-of-why-trump-cant-pardon-prince-andrew/
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the quiet panic of being a novelist with an em-dash tattoo in the age of chatgpt
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da share z0ne
2 months ago
FUCK EMM -
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As always, and until the end of fucking time, wake me when it sticks
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Dr. Lucky Tran
4 months ago
REMINDER: A socialist act by a New Yorker was a major reason why polio was eliminated in the US.
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis
4 months ago
I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
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Mariah McCourt
4 months ago
There are people who will probably tell you not to gloat today but I am petty and spiteful and I will absolutely gloat because fascists are weird freaks who deserve to be shamed.
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Archai
4 months ago
This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly
5 months ago
- you clean up that banksy? - sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked
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Emily C. Hughes
5 months ago
I will not waste a moment grieving for someone who wanted my loved ones dead, thanks
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Eli Valley
5 months ago
Will be interesting to see which news outlets omit his years of violent white nationalism. I'm guessing practically every single one.
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🪱💀mindy💀🪱 [exorcism bondage era]
6 months ago
new & restocked horror now available at b&n sioux falls!
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Locus Magazine
6 months ago
A couple books that have risen from the grave and made their way into our inbox! #Wyndclyffe #AMaskofFlies #Artifact from @joehart1.bsky.social @cannibalghosts.bsky.social @torbooks @jrobinsonauthor.bsky.social Go to
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The Other Happy Place
6 months ago
Apotheosis of the Knife
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Ben Templesmith
6 months ago
The announcer declares “welcome to San Jose, the heart of Silicon Valley” as the lady struggles & can’t get the self checkout machine to work for a customer. She sees me, I use cash, & am done in 2 seconds. Techbros have made the world a worse place & sold you on lies. & they hate artists.
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thank u, hexed
7 months ago
Denver and surrounding area, come celebrate the launch of THIS IS MY BODY with
@rachelfeder.bsky.social
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@cannibalghosts.bsky.social
and
@mariaabrams.bsky.social
and me!
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yknow, after a week and a half on the salmonella-cucumber hellcoaster, I'd really fuckin like to get off the ride already
9 months ago
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Kat Tenbarge
9 months ago
Democrats… learn something from this
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Chris Franklin
9 months ago
It takes a super genius in business to look at the Forbes Contributor pages and ChatGPT slop full of hallucinations and go: "Our well respected newspaper should stop being a well respected newspaper and instead be like those two things"
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Chris Franklin
9 months ago
Wow Bezos really did kill WaPo huh
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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜
11 months ago
right about now the funk soul brother check it out now the funk soul brother right about now the funk soul brother check it out now the funk soul brother right about now the funk soul brother check it out now the funk soul brother right about now the funk soul brother check it out now the funk sou
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Cape Cod Demon Hunter
9 months ago
Always loved that John Redcorn was a largely decent guy but realistically flawed on a show made in an era where Native depictions tended to be exoticized and one-dimensional even when they were positive
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Gabino Iglesias
9 months ago
The Onion continues to be the most reliable source for your news.
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MAGA Voter Assumed Trump Would Only Deport People On List She Mailed To White House
SAN DIEGO—Shocked by the Immigration and Customs Enforcement raids affecting her very own community, local 43-year-old Jillian Beamer told reporters Monday she had assumed President Donald Trump would...
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daily dose of estragon
9 months ago
Sex Criminal Andrew Cuomo: In Hindsight, I Should Have Gotten Away With It
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Phineas
9 months ago
I’m not going to inflict an AI generated Calvin & Hobbes on you but I do want to say it should be legal for those responsible to be hunted for sport by Bill Watterson
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Ed Burmila
9 months ago
The New York Times: Whatever It Is, It's Complicated!™
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Emily C. Hughes
9 months ago
very in keeping with JF’s Whole Thing: doing the stupidest lowest-common-denominator shit imaginable while insisting he’s a heterodox truth teller
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Talia "'Brown/Trans/Les' OUT NOW!" Bhatt ⚢
9 months ago
I think at some point we have to stop indulging the fiction that conservatism is a legitimate political tendency and isn't simply a grievance cult for those who value the ability to enact cruelty over their literal basic needs.
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, The Everwife 🏳️⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼👻
9 months ago
Family, this is not a big ask, and it's Pride month. I'd love to see some of our allies do the actual ally thing and help these two out. Donating directly will always do more good than giving to big orgs or politicians, and certainly more than supporting rainbow capitalism.
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Emily C. Hughes
10 months ago
always read
@cannibalghosts.bsky.social
, I will never steer you wrong
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"man-made angel/celestial atrocity" is now official Event Horizon headcannon and I can't ever unsee it fuck
11 months ago
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Winndy
11 months ago
I promised at ECCC once I finished his book, I'd give my thoughts.
@cannibalghosts.bsky.social
Fucking solid. I told you that you wouldn't disappoint me and I was right. What a fucking wild, gory, bombastic HELL of a ride. I adored the imagery you crafted with your words, and that Murph lives. 🤘
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Ben Templesmith
about 1 year ago
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john wilmes
about 1 year ago
most Christmas-y thing i ever wrote was about the Grinch
theoutline.com/post/6576/th...
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How Hollywood stole ‘The Grinch’
The movie, the latest in a line of soulless adaptations, would probably make the late Dr. Seuss weep.
https://theoutline.com/post/6576/the-grinch-2018-remake-dr-seuss
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Marcelo Córdova
about 1 year ago
17 of the Best SciFi, Fantasy & Horror Books of '24
lithub.com/17-of-the-be...
@tobiascarroll.bsky.social
@premeemohamed.com
@natashapulley.bsky.social
@carsonwinter.bsky.social
@fancyshortcake.bsky.social
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@hildur.bsky.social
@lilliamr.bsky.social
@wiswell.bsky.social
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17 of the Best Science Fiction, Fantasy, and Horror Books of 2024
You’ve probably figured out by now that the Lit Hub staff reads a lot of literary fiction—but we also read a lot of weird shit. I’m talking odd novellas full of magical realism, I’…
https://lithub.com/17-of-the-best-science-fiction-fantasy-and-horror-of-2024/
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”
over 1 year ago
Examples of body horror include the films of David Cronenberg and the part in the Sledgehammer video where Peter Gabriel’s hands turn into sledgehammers and he hits himself in the head with his sledgehammer hands
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I'm aware that at this point I really shouldn't be surprised by the amount of Hostile Male Bullshit that can be boiled down to "tAkE mE sErIoUsLy!!!" but here we are all the fucking same
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Marie Enger
over 1 year ago
Discount fireworks, cheap gas, bad decisions, worse outcomes.
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Otis P. Stinktrigger
over 1 year ago
we used to call em image macros
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British Gardening History
over 1 year ago
Meet gorgeous Lady Lennox - believed lost for 110 years and now confirmed found by the Fruit ID committee. Local pomologist Denis Smith discovered it growing at Burghley House and I slowly managed to unravel its provenance. Thrilled our submission was successful.
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Mike Flanagan
over 1 year ago
Facts.
#filmsky
#physicalmedia
#moviesky
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Black Aziz Anansi
over 1 year ago
I'm not watching but Mike better knock that boy's soul out of his body.
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Nature Nurture 🌿✨
over 1 year ago
I still think this is the coolest embroidery I’ve ever made, so many hours of work but so worth it
#embroidery
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Libby Cudmore (SHE/HER)
over 1 year ago
This is the best thing that has ever happened.
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trash wizard the iv
over 1 year ago
Going through captive audience meetings was a really low point in the Bandcamp unionization process. Managers lined up to say awful shit, including spurious comparisons to white supremacists. All those people are still there, while many of us who fought for a union are still struggling to find work.
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Ami Thompson
over 1 year ago
Spooky month
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Bobby Schroeder
over 1 year ago
you just don't get shit like this with 8-episode streaming seasons
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