how can i experience this without playing a video game

yoooo

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first snow of the season today (and it was only an inch of gorgeous, fluffy, sticky winter wonderland shit) and a coworker just walked in bitching about it and i am personally offended

wanna see him sewing on the dick vein

when will a frankenstein movie be brave enough to let us see the doctor choosing the dick

you can kinda wiggle most tombstones out of the ground like they are a rotten tooth

if i couldn't jack off i would kill myself

Everyone else says they get right wing stuff pushed to their YouTube homepage and I get stuff like this

🤔

this is a true story

every AI ad is like “hey gemini, what would i have for lunch?” and then the phone is like “sandwich” and the guy is like “wow”

Remember that this production saw: The star fired for objecting to genocide. The second star quitting in protest over the firing of the first. The studio lying and saying the second star quit for scheduling conflicts.

why weren't the kids doing airplane arms when they were chasing after gladys

this woman SNORTED at us and bounded off into the brush

god yeah

adam brody is so beautiful

DR FRANKENSTEIN: *turns to Igor* hand me the dick

when out trick or treating tonight don't forget to throw some candy in the sewers for the rats and the sewer people

Imagining weird sex stuff Halloween style for today

Guy who knew the guy Frankenstein’s dick came from seeing Frankenstein nude: “Hey is that Hank’s dick??”

I don't like it when Godzilla fights the other monsters. I'd rather see them settle their differences on the dance floor.

good morning i woke up next to a lake it is 42 degrees outside i am drinking iced coffee and eating dill pickle chips and a granola bar for breakfast the world is beautiful

Reminder that they're paying Campbell properly only after the studio disgustingly fired Melissa Barrera over her statements against genocide, which then led to Jenna Ortega quitting the franchise, so they were out their two leads.

Remember to leave a babysitter out for Michael Myers tonight!

Shotgun shells fulla human teeth.

hello Wisconsin

eeeeeeeee

dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick

husbands of horror 😳🔪 #stuilly #scream

A lot of times the tailgating is better than the actual séance

every time i see andrea perron on a paranormal investigation show i just get the most intense 'full of absolute horseshit' vibes from her

on my way home just now there was an animal control truck driving really slowly in front of me and aiming a spotlight along the side of the street and i have never seen this behavior before is this Normal Procedure or is this some kind of special beast sighting situation