Mah girl.

It’s colder than JD Vance’s crotch in a room without furniture.

I haven’t clapped out loud, shed a tear & cheered an episode of TV for a very long time. Not since sometime during the original Game of Thrones seasons. I did it again tonight, for episode 4 of A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. Just *chef’s kiss*.

Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.

Only in America can you have a perp walk & it’s those making the arrests being the ones ashamed to show their faces.

My butchers/seafood place has a train running through it. Does yours?

Why don’t more Floridians eat iguana? Why isn’t it available everywhere? They fall from trees. They’re an invasive, damaging pest. Folks around the world already do eat them. And I definitely want to try. What a waste, really.

Just heard a moron news anchor say “police are keeping details close to their sleeve” & my brain broke. Really lady? You’re paid a lot of money to know it’s “close to your chest” or “up your sleeve”.😂

Guess what this map is about & it starts with “c”…

What an odd time for Gaiman to raise his head & try to say everything is made up about him. I was told at the time that first podcast came out, around SDCC, by writers in the biz I know, that his stuff & character was an “open secret”. So yeah, I don’t think it’s gonna work for him.

Welp, the cat-burglar is out of the bag! My next book and first from @ignitionpress.bsky.social “EVERYONE LOVES A JEWEL THIEF” written by Me and @hackintimseeley.bsky.social, art by Me, colors by Jordie Bellaire! This one is unlike anything I’ve done before, over the top ridiculous fun!

Watching a bunch of Stalin docos as I work. So who’s the Beria of this regime?

I don't think people appreciate enough the fact that, at a time where global warming was approaching an inflection point yet renewable energy was finally becoming economically viable, we decided to squander that opportunity because literal death cultists decided we needed Infinite Bullshit Machines.

JD Vance in 2021:

We know the weather wasn't great this week, but if you missed the Malevolent #1 World Premiere with Justin Jordan and @templesmith.bsky.social , don't you worry! We've got signed copies of Malevolent, some really cool new books from Ben, and we're keeping the raffle going through the weekend!

We do not need dead eyed ai actors in cinema so long as we have Jared Leto.

“AI will replace everyone’s job because it is so efficient. We just need a few trillion dollars and all the water and electricity in the world.”

Well, it was fun.

In the coming days, I’ll definitely be switching my email to protonmail. Sucks that the 1st image is probsbly ai, I apologize for that. But spread the word, time to leave the oligarchs if you can.

The agent at my gate: “I’m guessing you’re Ben.” Me: “that’s uncanny!” “You’re one of only 3 people on this flight & you’re going to be surrounded by women.” There are far worse things in life.

if they can offer free AI training they could offer free media literacy training too. i know which of those would do more for the public good

Jesus Christ, they’re weighing my carry oon for the flight. And then ME. I’m definitely on a small plane. 😂

Christ, I'm going to be so tired after the early morning flight to get there. 😂 Bring lattes. Extra shot lattes. I beg you.

Fuck. san.com/media-miss/a...

“Imagine how they lie when there’s no evidence to contradict them.” Watch this powerful message from Jon Stewart.

Malevolent - Issue 1 ✨ Sci-fi horror is one of those genres that can be incredible when done right, and this premise sounds crazy in the best way possible. @imagecomics.com @deathorcomics.bsky.social @bivensjohn.bsky.social @sobreiro.bsky.social

Imagine being so corrupt and authoritarian even Sepp Blatter thinks you've gone too far. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

If “god” actually existed, we’d be able to milk electric eels for electricity. Change my mind.

If you’re on US TikTok still, now is the time to leave.

Things I have taken away from having to put up with ads on streaming just now. AirBNB is hurting badly. Online gambling should be banned. Drug ads are still insane. Corporations are getting desperate on ai.

Today, Kanye West wants us to believe he’s a sad Nazi.

Yea as someone who flies in planes and drives on roads, “good enough” ain’t gonna cut it 🙃

Important information I received just now. Corporate America.

Now that’s a crack.

Bill Kristol sees this shit clearly. I don't know how so many elected Democrats don't.

He’s going to take your guns. & murder you if you don’t comply. #2A

Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti. "Please get the truth out about our son."

Alex Pretti took care of veterans as an ICU nurse. “He was a super nice, super helpful guy – looked after his patients," said @dimitridrekonja.bsky.social, who worked with Pretti both at the hospital and on scientific research. "I’m just stunned.” www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Alex from our time working together, while he was in nursing school. Later, he moved to ICU, working as a nurse to support critically ill Veterans. He had such a great attitude. We’d chat between patients about trying to get in a mountain bike ride together. Will never happen now

This is courage. Looking a masked, government fascist dead in the eye, face to face, knowing full well that your life is on the line. If elected officials had 1/10th of Alex Pretti's resolve, we would have far fewer troubles.

Does anyone know what the terrorists demands are yet? So far it seems to be: Give up your right to free assembly, the right to carry firearms, to protest, the right to search your house anytime they like, the right to speak against your govt. Thankfully, we don't negotiate with terrorists, right?

There may be some weather related delays to some fun events we've got on the schedule, but if that happens we've got plans! Erik will tell you! @cbccpodcast.bsky.social @templesmith.bsky.social #JustinJordan #BillyZane #WhatAHunkThatGuyIs

Pretty sure the lady in pink’s video just made DHS complete liars.

Is it clear to everyone now that all those “2A defenders” are nothing but ammosexuals with a fetish? “Goft tyranny” my arse.

The terrorists have now executed a second American.

Welcome to the McDonalds menu in Japan.

minnesota coming together to show us all how to stand up against ICE is such a beautiful display of what solidarity looks like