Maybe another box of minis will fix me

Stephen King should choose the new senate candidate because he invented Maine

sonofabitch I am once again listening to KPop Demon Hunters

Praise the Omnissiah. We have functioning AC again.

AC shit the bed last night. Replacement capacitor gets installed tomorrow. Pretty glad I wasn't a smug cunt about the heat in the UK and EU now 😅

UK friends, do people really just park in you driveway and then basically tell you to fuck off? Is this a problem y'all experience?

Heartbroken US fans dressed in over-the-top tacky stars and stripes is the second most popular Canadian sexual kink, behind Log Driver's Waltz role play.

Waiting for the last 5 degrees of this brisket cook is so annoying...

Smoking brisket

With apologies to my meat free homies A 14+ pound brisket, seasoned, and ready to smoke

14+ pound trimmed brisket going on the smoker tonight It's a huge bitch

There are about 3ish hours left to go and the top two are neck and neck. Still time to vote! #Nerdlings #MiniOfTheMonth

Mini of the month - John Blancheee Entry 11 by @grumpytrilobite.bsky.social "Inquisitor" a 40k model done in a John Blanche style. #Nerdlings #MiniOfTheMonth

Mini of the month - John Blanche Entry 1 by @donagapito.bsky.social You WILL be missed, chaos renegade #Nerdlings #MiniOfTheMonth

Mini of the month - John Blanche Entry 36 by @direngay.bsky.social INQUISITOR OF THE ORDO MALLEUS #Nerdlings #MiniOfTheMonth

Mini of the month - John Blanche Entry 35 by @craggylotus.bsky.social The Blanched Tech Priest, Sir Choppam Hat #Nerdlings #MiniOfTheMonth

Mini of the month - John Blanche Entry 4 by @thegrampus.bsky.social Tribute to John Blanche #Nerdlings #MiniOfTheMonth

Mini of the month - John Blanche Entry 19 by @grumpykiltpin.bsky.social Waiting... #Nerdlings #MiniOfTheMonth

Mini of the month - John Blanche Entry 37 by @alunbweird.eurosky.social Epic 40,000 cover art #Nerdlings #MiniOfTheMonth

Mini of the month - John Blanche Entry 2 by @enbygoblinpaints.bsky.social Dust Buddies #Nerdlings #MiniOfTheMonth

Mini of the month - John Blanche Entry 33 by @tari-too.bsky.social Upolonia from John Blanche's Morderin #Nerdlings #MiniOfTheMonth

Mini of the month - John Blanche Entry 17 by @mxhollyclara.bsky.social We Are Legion #Nerdlings #MiniOfTheMonth

Mini of the month - John Blanche Entry 26 by @gearheadrpg.com Zorn the Eternal #Nerdlings #MiniOfTheMonth

Mini of the month - John Blanche Entry 21 by @owolf.bsky.social Black Templars Kastellan Solskjær #Nerdlings #MiniOfTheMonth

Mini of the month - John Blanche Entry 13 by @tristanwelsh.bsky.social Gob Emperor on the Golden Throne #Nerdlings #MiniOfTheMonth

Armageddon Blood Angels Intercessor squad complete. Pretty happy with this scarlet I’ve achieved even if photography blows out my highlights. This project has been a real pleasure so far. Backdrop from @handiworkgames.bsky.social #Warhammer #WarhammerCommunity

Hey #nerdlings - looking for some #40k Black Library audiobook recommendations; I’ve got a long drive ahead of me over the next few days. If it helps, I really enjoyed “Assassinorum: Kingmaker” and “Lords of Silence”, but never really got hooked into “The Infinite and the Divine.” Thanks!

Horus vs Emperor, 1990 by Adrian Smith. I love his later version of this one too, which was resplendent, but the original had such an energy and weight of moment.

I just realized I am going to assemble a MKIV Assault Squad with lances and combat shields (from the MKVI kit) yissssss

About an 11 cook and then a nice 4 hour rest in the cooler

Behold my Queen; a timeless form

Fuck WWII Smoking meats is lit

My brisket is on the smoker It's my first brisket I am expecting a 13+ hour cook

Lenses and bases for these two now

Is it wrong to get your cats high on home grown catnip? They enjoy it

Yeah so yellow over black primer doesn't coat super great Who knew

Apologies to the non meat folks out there Smoking my first brisket tomorrow. It's 16.5lbs untrimmed. Not exactly small. Oak whiskey barrel pellets are in the hopper

WIP Word Bearers - Backsides ALMOST Done

Went back to dry brushing some reds on this Word Bearer "Damn this looks worse than I started, where did the pop of the highlights go?" Here I am painting over the highlights with the base colour on the dry brush 🤦 Follow me for more tips

I am once again looking at paint jobs with the damn nightlight/redshift active on my monitors Dumbass

After much dicking around I think I'm ready to slap down some metallics, do the lenses, and then maybe think about the base. Learned a bunch. I think I have a working recipe for my 30k Word Bearers now

Went back to dry brushing some reds on this Word Bearer "Damn this looks worse than I started, where did the pop of the highlights go?" Here I am painting over the highlights with the base colour on the dry brush 🤦 Follow me for more tips

Dry brushing - Less moisture than you think - More paint that you realize to cover 'everything' - More brush-force required than you think Working on it 🖌️

I am 6 episodes in and I don't understand the hype around Widow's Bay 🤷

No contest.

I guess I'll fix up my blacks, then apply a wash... I'm thinking a brown wash? A buddy suggested a color like purple or blue. I tried out a thin purple but not sure it's worth the effort. I've got black/brown/flesh washes in bottles so kinda want to use that

Getting back on that painting horse. Still trying to figure out a recipe for these 30k Word Bearers. I like the little bubble palette. Easy to drop a tiny bit of paint and thin it. Block colours in, wash, highlights, metallics. Or something. I dunno what I'm doing really.

Watching painting videos with the 'Nightlight' feature red-shifting everything is peak smrt Follow me for more tips