First sign of Rigor Tortoise setting in.

Michelle Obama is a woman and Melania is a whore. Case Closed.

Very bad news. Screwworm appears to have made it to Texas, as was predicted. These parasites eat the living flesh of cattle, cause horrible pain, and can ultimately kill them. Yesterday, USDA Chief Brooke Rollins categorically denied that screwworm was close to the border.

Hey @mcuban.bsky.social GFY!!

On the one hand, the crashing of LIV Golf ends the most shameful money grab in the history of that or maybe any sport. On the other hand ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha …

BREAKING: Epstein Files appear to include emails discussing “elite role-play or themed gatherings” at which Black people are “released into an arena maze to be hunted” [source: Wall Media]

The Boss has spoken!

We are now in a full-blown constitutional crisis. That’s why following the arrests of Don Lemon and Georgia Fort, I sent three separate letters demanding the dismissal of all charges, a congressional hearing, and a DOJ Inspector General investigation.

it reveals pretty plainly that "merit-based hiring" means "you belong to the correct class and hold the right set of identities"

We can ask Donald Trump. He'd know. Or, he could release The Epstein Files.

the only good thing about this part of the horrible shooting story is that it may turn out to be a gut shot for the carcass of @cbsnews.com and that's great. and unlike the ICE goon CBS has real internal bleeding.

I hope he progresses from weird breathing to no breathing.

In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.

Hey, ICE shot and killed a US citizen today in Minneapolis. I don't post political shit here but if there's ever a time to take to the streets and demand justice NOW IS THE TIME.

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

It's cool that we're speedrunning the 2000s because it means we're about 5 minutes away from a global financial crash

The same editorial board described Seattle’s mayor raising taxes to pay for childcare as a totalitarian power grab

Blows my mind that some of the same journalists who see Trump as a want-to-be dictator at home are earnestly discussing the "challenges" for this same man to "bring democracy" to a country it just illegal invaded. Please grow up.

“Quiet, Piggy” would be fitting for his tombstone.

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Imagine a world where revelations about a cabinet member’s drug use isn’t buried under stories about the president’s rapist party pal.

"This could take down Democrats, too." I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office. Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.

Let us not be deterred by the cowardly act of betrayal that the old, weak arm of our Democratic Party, the Centrists, inflicted on our nation today. Let us regroup. Let us dedicate ourselves to a Progressive America. Let us hold our heads up and dare to change. Never concede the future to the past!

Rumor has it Trump wants the new Washington Commanders stadium named after him. I dunno about you, but Pedophile Stadium has an odd ring to it.

It’s so crazy that the Dems don’t want Mamdani to win because then they would actually have to care about their constituents.

Mike Johnson doesn't know sh*t

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

When the Nazi group chat ruins your talking points

History will show that just about everything involved with the Russia investigation was accurate and only scratched the surface of how deep and involved the corruption and treason went. It will be documented as one of the most successful and long lived intelligence operations in history.

The thing about Charlie Kirk dying is that Trump is a child rapist who's all over the #EpsteinFiles

If you haven’t seen this, it’s about time you did. Sound up!

The extremely simple fact is that Jeff Epstein was the most notorious child sex trafficker in history, and the President of the US was his close personal friend for decades Acting like this is complicated is absurd. The man knew what Epstein did, didn't care, and participated

We are watching in real-time as an administration and an entire party attempt to cover up the single most notorious child sex trafficking ring in modern history in order to protect their leader being implicated in it

Pretty weird how everyone in America openly understands the sitting president is actively covering up his involvement in a massive pedophilia and human trafficking operation, but we're somehow talking about the "threat" posed by nine-year-old trans girls on soccer teams.

The man too afraid to ride the 6 train is gonna take you to space.

Shooting our videos is a little bit different now.

America is beautiful, contradictory, unfinished. I am proud of our country even as we constantly strive to make it better, to protect and deepen our democracy, to fulfill its promise for each and every person who calls it home. Happy Independence Day. No Kings in America.

I am grieving the barbarism that is going to unfurl from all this. People are going to die. Livelihoods gone. All to feed a corrupt kleptocracy. I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.

NYC Comptroller Brad Lander: "I don't think the line for the [Democratic] party right now is between progressives and moderates; I think it's between fighters and folders."

There are gonna be a lot of celebs claiming this city when the World Cup and Olympics are here. I hope LA remembers the ones who didn’t have shit to say at this moment.

The takeaway from the Tucker Carlson Ted Cruz interview is that the American public has been so badly cheated for so long by the people pretending to be the political media that when anyone asks a basic follow up that an 8th grade schoolpaper reporter would it feels like cutting edge journalism

Netanyahu’s illegal unilateral attack on Iran risks a full-blown war. These strikes directly undermine the U.S. diplomatic efforts to address Iran’s nuclear program. Talks were planned for Sunday, but Netanyahu chose to attack. We must not be dragged into another Netanyahu war.

It’s so funny that the Democrat’s old ass leadership wants to blame everyone else and fund think tanks to help them understand what they cannot: it is their clear failure to confront obvious threats while pretending ‘business as usual’ will get it done. It didn’t and it won’t!

It's ordinary citizens calling out the Republicans and mocking their positions

When you force people to foreign incarceration for the rest of their life without due process... that's not deportation. That's human trafficking. And it's not a prison. It's a concentration camp.

Abrego Garcia's wife: "I will not stop fighting until I see my husband alive. Kilmar, if you can hear me, stay strong. God hasn't forgotten about you. Our children are asking when you will come home ... they miss their dad so much."

It’s been lost in the tariff news but the fact that the U.S. government can accuse you of a crime and send you to an El Salvadoran prison without trial, is legitimately scarier than the most hyperbolic claims of fascism made by the left during the election.