ICE thugs commit political violence every day, if not every hour.

🎼"The country's in the very best of hands. The best of haaaands, the best of hands." 🎵

I don't appreciate what James Comey did to put the thumb on the scale for trump in 2016. But the integrity of our justice system, such as it remains, is a much bigger deal than the misguided actions of one man. Any decent American should see the Comey indictment as the sham it is.

Do they offer AP classes in diagramming trump's sentences?

Dylan Beavers swings... and it's going, going, gone.

I wonder if telling the dems that not surrendering to the gop hurts Mamdani would make them more aggressive.

"Alpha males" are like evangelicals -- they need all kinds of stage props to be identified as such, because there's no way you'd be able to tell by their behavior.

Why am I supposed to feel sorry for farmers? The pronoun crisis was dealt with, no? What more do they want?

They just can't let go of The Great Escalator Conspiracy. The shiny object du jour.

What kind of a doctor researches the political affiliations of her patients to begin with?

The thing that the administration proved with the whole Kimmel affair is there is a robust market for high stakes defiance.

Ultimately what will sink this regime is its combination of hubris and ineptitude. But it's on us to accelerate the process.

Yes, they're going to try to blame any govt shutdown on the dems, who don't control any branch of it. But if they can pull that off, it's on the voters for being gullible. At some point citizens need to take some responsibility for being informed. Me, I could live without ICE or the DOJ anyway.

The bass is enough to make this record a classic, and Teddy Pendergrass' vocals make it transcendent.

It's become apparent that what's in the Epstein files is enough to topple big chunks of the ruling class. Way beyond just trump. High-profile political, media, business, entertainment, and religious figures are in there. There can be no other reason for the obstinate refusal to release them.

The sheer absurdity of "lying to congress" being a felony when congress itself is crawling with inveterate liars would be comically ironic if it wasn't such a scathing indictment of our government.

How can *anybody* support this man-child snowflake without utter embarrassment? These cabinet members and these media figures who constantly publicly suck up to this crybaby -- how do they even function without a trace of self-respect in them?

This may be a seminal moment. If we make it so.

I don't know if I should be alarmed or reassured by the FBI's comical clumsiness in manufacturing evidence.

Odd, how we can’t afford to give Americans healthcare, but we can afford to drop $200,000,000,000 on Argentina with a moment’s notice.

If a player reaches on an error, it should count towards his OBP.

Everybody who enables trump thinks THEY'RE special and he won't turn on them once they're no longer useful. Why do otherwise intelligent people keep falling for his scams? Maybe they're not so intelligent after all.

Donald, please do not recognize Palestine, ever. That would really, really piss off dems and liberals. Don't do it! I'll send Schumer to stop you!

You mean if we recognize Palestine this criminal doesn't visit us anymore? Do NOT throw me into that briar patch!

Well, Charlie's take on the Dallas shooting should clear it all up soon.

"Trump isn't Putin's puppet!" Ok magat. If he were Putin's puppet, what would he be doing differently?

You probably think this song is about you, don't you, don't you?

Sinclair pre-empting Kimmel unleashed the mother of all Streisand effects.

As soon as they get to the part where "there were messages in the bullets" you know it's all BS.

I recently saw someone identified as an "anti-trans activist". Not as a teacher or as an engineer or as a mother or anything. An "anti-trans activist". Imagine dedicating your one and only life on this earth to persecuting others because they're different from you. Imagine being that impoverished.

Vance lying? How is that news?

Im yet to see a feel-good story in the media about that US citizen deliriously running to take that slaughterhouse job he's been coveting for years now that the immigrants have been cleared out.

Argentina's Great Libertarian Experiment has been such a roaring success that another almost as bankrupt country is throwing them a $20 billion bailout.

I always thought a good way to maintain the separation of church and state in schools would be to run for your school board promising to bring prayer back to classrooms, then mandate the Hail Mary. It would work especially well in the south.

One of the early Who hits. The band's trademark drive and intensity were well established already, and this is one of the most hummable tunes Pete ever came up with.

Thank you for another solid season, Deano. Nice way to finish it.

The Guardians' comeback against Detroit, remarkable as it has been, would be a much bigger deal if a wildcard weren't there to protect the second-place team. Baseball pennant races were like nothing else in sports. #oldmanyellsatcloud

Congrats to Trevor Rogers, the year's Most Valuable Oriole. Truly a remarkable season.

Speaking of teleprompters, do they actually display the literal texts of trump's ramblings? His word salads are actually pre-written that way? That's frightening at many, many levels.

A brief mishap with a freaking teleprompter, and the guy wants to burn the city down. The sheer patheticity of this cult's attachment to its feeble-minded figurehead makes me question evolution.

RFK Jr. is a mass murderer.

Maybe SNL can revive that old "Francisco Franco" trope and replace it with "Charlie Kirk".

Rubio was considered the "mainstream republican" member of the cabinet. He's as dumb, vapid and vacant as the rest of them.

This is dead on.

I'm glad we didn't elect a woman president. They're so thin-skinned and emotional and make irrational decisions under pressure. Quite a bullet we dodged there! /s, duh

Darn, the shithead-in-chief didn't get raptured?

Charlie Kirk has been awfully quiet about this sustained trump vomit at the UN.

I like Jimmy Kimmel. I really do. I have no issues with him. I'm talking about something very different. Kimmel was only suspended. But he's back now. Karen Attiah and all the other Black journalists are still fired. Y'all do know how to fight, when you want to. But you don't really want to. 🤷🏿‍♂️

The dems are essentially a management-friendly labor union.