2020: Pandemic 2021: Still a mess 2022: I'm getting it together 2023: JK 2024: Trump's back, we're screwed. 2025: Hit by a car, recovering. 2026: In traffic, waiting for a car (kidding). Also, watching Hoarders to feel better. 2027: THIS WILL BE MY YEAR.

To Donald. It's you.

Um... because making blatant bribery of Supreme Court Justices illegal would be progress?

You voted for this.

Pete Kegsbreath’s favorite passage… cheers.

Call me crazy but I don't think Donald Trump legitimately won a damn thing in his entire worthless life Q.v. the Nobel Peace Prize

Look, if it's Parkinson's or something, I'm sorry, but is he drunk or what?

You do realize The Strait of Hormuz is not going to remain open, right? That Trump just made up THAT part too? Speaker of the Iranian Parliament:

The grift never ends. Most corrupt regime in history

Interesting…

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I actually feel bad for Erikkka Kirk

Of course it’s Peter Thiel, unrepentant Apartheid fan, fucking with African Americans

Content warning. This is John Abendshien, 79. He previously owned the Winnetka house where “Home Alone” was filmed. He was just arrested & charged this week and charged on 7 counts of CSAM of children aged 4 to 15. Once again. Not an immigrant. Not a drag queen. Not a Mexican. smh

ANOTHER death in ICE detention.

This is so so so bad 😳🤦‍♂️

Right out in the open, Donald Trump is suing his own IRS to try to steal $10 BILLION taxpayer dollars. I just introduced a bill that would make this theft ILLEGAL.

I like this Pope

Who were the peeps, where is the accountability, the justice?

It’s not a ceasefire of one side is still, you know, firing. Just sayin 🤷‍♂️

Lying liar lying lies. Again.

No you fucking dotard, you did no such thing

Pentagon press briefings now include: • Bible passages • Comparisons of journalists to enemies of Jesus • Monthly Christian-only prayer services led by the SecDef This is not normal. This is a theocracy.

If you weren't thinking this all along, I question your judgement.

So close! Instead of reforms, #AbolishICE!

This is from 2005. The same year RFK Jr spread a conspiracy ridden article about vaccines in Rolling Stone. He was already a monster at this point.

Also, hoping the lady who says Obama is guilty of treason, the guy who thinks Trump is Jesus, the lady sleeping with her security detail and who drinks on the job, and the guy who harvests raccoon penises will vote the president mentally unfit for office doesn't seem like the soundest strategy.

Is that number one or number two

Disney's new CEO, whose pay package is worth nearly $45M, just announced 1,000 layoffs. Reminder that Disney paid an effective federal income tax rate of ZERO in 2025 and aims to buy back $7B of its own stock in 2026. This is what corporate greed looks like.

This alone is enough to disqualify Vinay Prasad from being taken seriously ever again. He’s irrelevant.

Remember when the right wing lost their minds with respect to the balloons flying over the US. Under Trump, we have literally had 10 nuclear scientists killed or disappeared and no breathless 24 hour reporting. #DV1 #ProudBlue #Voices4Victory #USDemocracy

Trump approves disaster aid for red states 89% of the time. For blue states? 23%. When your community is underwater or burning, whether you get federal help shouldn't depend on how your state voted. This is the most partisan abuse of disaster relief funding in the 47-year history of FEMA.

The Trump admin is a well-oiled machine.

the president of the united states is personally looting the treasury to the tune of literally billions of dollars and that he is not being immediately removed from office and tried for high crimes against this country is a devastating indictment of every part of our political system

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Name the visitors to the rape academy website. Name the names in the Epstein files. Let them justify themselves like victims always have to.

Pallets of cash to Iran, you say?

oh wow you’re telling me that jd vance follows yet another nazi on twitter

MAGA is driven by resentment and one of the ways that comes out is wanting to spoil things other people love. Wrecking wilderness is a goal, not a side-effect. As Trump slips in power his folks will move to ruin what they can, forever. 1/

Of all the things that absolutely did not happen…

@cbsnews.com.web.brid.gy continues to beclown itself, lighting what remains of its reputation on fire.

The thing about reopening the Strait of Hormuz is we’re back where we were two months ago, except oil and gas are more expensive, a school full of girls and 13 service members are dead, and it cost us over $50 billion.

Get this freak outta public health, stat

The Strait of Hormuz was open before Trump started this war. So this is not a win.

“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” — George Orwell

I'm not a fan of ceding all American status in the world to China, but that's exactly what our demented fucking president has done. Putin uses him as his useful idiot, China steps into what should be our strenghts, and he just makes a bigger ass of himself every day.

That’s not crazy