Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer (2000)

Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Go on YouTube and search 'Deadlock TNA retro sync'." Man bursts into tears and says "oh you damn right"

Today in Schism: Robert Griffin III claims the committee is “persecuting Christians” by ranking Notre Dame ahead of BYU

It looks like this outside 🥶, so I made a potato soup inside 🥰

Hank Hill watching Zootopia 2: "Dang it, Pawbby"

Timothy Horton's "Always Fresh"

I wanna Pokémon Go back

Pain.

end of autumn 💔🍂🌨️ 🐏 @cardoorhoofhand.bsky.social 🐀 @alyzro.bsky.social 🪡 @vintagewilds.bsky.social #fursuit

It just dawned on me that Miami fired Manny Diaz to make room for Mario Christobal and Diaz is going to make an ACC Conference Title Game before Christobal

slotting james madison in the playoff via The Duke Contingency shows a lack of imagination. you need to entertain a world where JMU loses the sun belt and the committee has to decide if they’re gonna put in 5 loss duke or, like, UNLV

this is terrible for the ACC as a conference but it’s tremendous content

The House and Senate are both investigating Pete’s war crimes

@ the function !! #fursuit

channing tatum on food network: my name chef

so cool that a football game between cal-berkeley and southern methodist university is about to determine the fate of the atlantic coast conference. great sport we’ve built

emma at the end of autumn

take a picture, it'll last longer 😘 📸 @cardoorhoofhand.bsky.social 🪡 @vintagewilds.bsky.social #furry #fursuit #fursuitfriday

Morning.

Sometimes we have to laugh to keep from crying. [Cartoon by Benjamin Slyngstad]

Science

Instead of watching Stranger Things, maybe we should start building stronger things, like the rule of law and a commitment to democratic norms

in 2007 i had a dream about kristen bell being interviewed about her heavy drinking (?) where she responded to every question with a raucous cackle and the shout: "MAMA'S GOTTA EAT!" so i made this image about it

The truth 🐊

in one episode Christian Cage plays a heavyweight prize fighter who the police lock in jail to protect him from death threats

I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”

Use only ONE piece of art to convince folks to follow you :3

not a GT fan (but GT-sympathetic in weeks they're not playing Pitt) and while I get the dollars and cents of this, and the Benz *is* really nice BOBBY DODD IS A HISTORIC VENUE AND RIVALRIES SHOULD BE PLAYED AS HOME AND HOMES* thank you for coming to my Ted Talk *not you, Red River or WLOCP

Steel thyself, child, and focus on the pins. Just as in life, you may only take one step at a time. But take care; every step removes yet another pin from the triangle of fate. Leave but one, you're genius. Leave two, you're purdy smart. Leave three and you're just plain dumb. Leave four or more...

Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K

Cowboys-Eagles is a college football game (complimentary and derogatory)

“But it's just the price I pay, destiny is calling me Open up my eager eyes, 'cause I'm Mr. Brightside…”

KPOP Demon Hunters is a movie about the importance of effective public health communication in this essay I will...

(ears perk up)

love when tubi adds like a hundred more found footage horror movies and i get to go scroungin around for the MAYBE three watchable ones. get a nice little surge of that old dvd bargain bin feeling

GEORGIA TECH YOU GOT THIS, LET'S GO TEAM, RALLY IN THE SECOND HALF LFGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!1!!

I’m single bc I will do things like go to a Georgia Tech football game solo and that’s a level of broken that scares people off

Here is the south side fake Burger King on display at the Pittsburgh city county building

LET’S GO PHYSICS

ACC after dark

i feel like this

wake up guys new john portman fwa building just dropped

idk some kind of metal bard/wizard who use staff also as microphone stand

the creation of baddam 💅✨️ 📸 @cardoorhoofhand.bsky.social 🪡 @vintagewilds.bsky.social #furry #fursuit #fursuitfriday

brother rat