Accidentally based

When will athletes learn that visiting the Trump White House almost guarantees that he’ll threaten a war or something while you’re just kinda standing there in the background

oh i'm washed? you mean like fresh produce? and cooked? like a delicious meal? and (checking my notes) fucking stupid? like a, fucking, like a really good ice cream?

How come “How are you going to pay for it?” is never asked about endless war?

Shaq Warns Young Players Not To Do Movie About Genie https://theonion.com/shaq-warns-young-players-not-to-do-movie-about-genie/

If you give a shit about: * Books * Art * Fresh water * Food * Breathing an account with over 890,000 followers shilling for Anthropic is a HUGE red flag. This account was sus for a long time, but this is the icing on the fucking cake. Block these absolute lying arseholes now.

The Zootopia Arby's comic is the best work of English literature of the past decade

how can you say college football has changed when Iowa is still sending its farm-strong offensive linemen to throw hay bales at a small town's annual fair named "beef days"

Ban Sports Betting Create the American Hague Sherman’s March 2.0

behh

From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.

Haynes King just dropped a 4.47!

there are a lot of people working in the government right now who want to intentionally trigger an apocalypse to create the conditions for the return of jesus christ and I know how crazy that sounds but its absolutely true

Wise words

lol when you've lost the cato institute

bsky stands for bunnysky

am i doing it right

As Mistress of ACC Propaganda I do sign off on these rankings

Look how far we have fallen

happy 14th anniversary to all who observe

holy shit

guys watch this, d:) he’s wearing a baseball hat

Can I tell you about a creator who peaked at 33

it was a tough squeeze, but I added Tigress too

Fuck that room is so ugly

That banana is playing a banjo. Bananajo. Banjonana.

Imagine winning an Olympic gold medal in men's hockey and then *immediately* destroying every bit of that coolness by partying with a graspy little dork like Kash Patel.

He thought about it.

(handing the most heartbroken, disgusted-looking hockey player a stuffed animal) congratulazioni! enjoy the stoat

Basebal

Crazy shit happening at xbox rn

me every year during my annual performance evaluation

just watched the behind the scenes shit from neon genesis evangelion and unit-01 refused to wear these cause they were “a little much”

If you don’t read old stuff you’ll never discover that people in the olden days had the same thoughts and feelings and dreams and anxieties you do, sometimes articulated differently, sometimes exactly the same way. You are never truly alone in anything and old writings are a neon sign telling you so

Stuck in traffic behind a gay 5 year old.

“Is there a technology the left is excited about?” High-speed rail! MRNA vaccines! New cancer treatments! Solar and wind energy collection! Better and longer-range EVs! That wood that's harder than steel! New apples! Fibermaxxing! Buldak Swicy ramen! Muppets! Muppets are too a technology, shut up!

If was an Olympic figure skater, I would simply not fall.

watching the Olympics with a beer in one hand saying "i can do that" at every event

running from the cops in these and they deploy a long studded strip in front to stop me

Animated gif showing a map of how the Ivy League has changed over time from 1954 to 2026:

nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up

rate my soft boiled egg peel😍🥚

this is a level of complicity that had not occurred to me