People joke about looking at porn for educational purposes but i've learned more about feet from people posting fetish art than i have from other ref material

Just learned springtails are not even considered insects but are instead just six-legged arthropods. And I'm pissed

Every time robert dispatch has a scene with a light skinned woman there's only one motel room left and there's only one dryer to sleep in and she's stuuuck

Leo alvarez would love chatgpt

My main goal in life is to collect signatures from various furry musicians/artists on my tummy

the caracal is fucking DEAD motherfuckers the puma is BACK

Saw someone on tumblr tag my garfield "why do they call it oven" drawing with "nsfw text" and i got really confused for a moment. Completely forgot his sweatshirt says "intj pussy"

My cat is like if a burger had teeth and could not shut the fuck up

juanjo guarnido art is so good i just wish he didnt draw women like that

When ppl ask my preferred platform i dont even know what to say anymore. I guess bluesky! I Guess.

Wondering how much porn sweetums (muppets) would have had drawn of him if he had debuted in the last couple decades

quiplash makes me wonder how severely my brain is damaged and job job makes me feel like a brilliant mind among brilliant minds

Had a hard time trying to get the vibe I was going for. I still like the first sketch.

Haphazardly dyed my hair so people they/them me on new years

"slutty reindeer dude in a bell-covered harness" is a gimmick that works on me every time

Haven't really been using this account for WIPs. Progress on that tiger man

Learning that new stranger things is out by people complaining about getting queerbaited. Something something losing at chess to a dog

tumblr millennials grabbed ahold of my developing teenage brain and did some nasty spy kids shit to my malleable skull and that's why i have to say at least 1 embarrassing thing for every funny thing

I love how christmas makes it impossible to order essential shit bc everyone working in retail and shipping is currently being tortured bc too many people are buying funko pops

My sona isnt accurate bc everyone says "theyre so chill :)" but i went to canes and the cashier asked if i have an anxiety disorder instead of what combo im pickin

evangelions are cool because even though they're controlled with the pilot's mind, they still put placebo flightsticks in the cockpit so they have toys to keep their hands occupied

sketches inspired by qs75834

Does anyone know if overwatch 2 is good right now? I miss winston and lucio

I hate when i post something engagement baity on twitter and then twitter users engage with it

people keep zooming in and screenshotting sly cooper on twitter and i want to start chewing on my fingers because i colored in the gap between his arm and body

Anyone know if it’s illegal to sign a drawing as “Ben Garrison” even if I’m doing so because it’s funny and not to impersonate him

My cynical low effort edit regurgitating the same joke but worse to complain about algorithms is taking off on X (the EVERYTHING APP) lol

walking into the Cozy Bar: so... who here is romanceable😏

My digital coloring eras 1. use yellow+screen for highlights and violet+multiply for shadows :) 2. whoaaa my color looks way better when i overlay magenta on everything 3. God help me stop putting magenta on everything 4. I really like coral :)

#chainsawchewsday was thinkin about if Pochita was a bull terrier

Tragic that tumblr has the best tagging and scheduling system of any popular social media and everyone hates it just because it sucks

its time i "hit the books" so to say

Old people will see you struggling to survive to the end of the week and think that "you need to start planning for retirement" is helpful advice and not a code phrase to turn you into the joker

Charlie (made him a furry so he can go here)

Zootopia 2 was a mess and pawbert didnt really live up to the hype, but at least people are making cool art of him (though i'd rather see more art of the weasel guy. Shame he didnt do anything)

Imagine being in the west during MFF

Turns out I've been doing carpal tunnel stretches wrong for years. Drawing sucks a lot less when you're not contributing to your hand exploding from *stretching*

whoever made the pelion brush in the procreate update i love you

checking dms across platforms with broken notification systems

This one kept making me giggle at various steps of the process. The fucking aura

It's #chainsawchewsday!

Ive slept like 3ish hours in the last two days (thank my dickhead cat for waking me up after I finally fell asleep) and im waiting for my shonen anime powers to kick in (i cant visualize things in my mind's eye while i'm awake until im sleep deprived to the point of hallucination)

I'm going to learn the entire plot of zootopia 2 through people thirstposting about pawbert

I gotta put it somewhere

I will feel so confident about a piece until after I post it (I've already edited my last Leo and Chase piece bc it was driving me insane)

I want to get hired at a queer pharmacy as the one who writes all the deadnames on the hormone bottles