my favorite food is dinosaur nuggets, i cant stop watching the avengers, and im a proud chara champion

donating money for the name chara to be used during the undertale anniversary stream is profoundly whimsy-deficient behavior. paying money to name ness "ness." grow up #togoregang

when my cat uses his teeth on me i think "wastoid is eating u up"

Doofus shit

A benefit of my style is its messiness means I can allocate more focus to the bigger picture. A downside is accidental brushstrokes blend in with the surrounding texture and sometimes I only notice after uploading

People get weird as hell about me being hairy while nonbinary. I'm a fucking furry, hop off

Could I borrow $46,323.04

You know, they call it In N Out uh because.umm [making eye contact with a guy holding up a 'no poop jokes' sign] i forgot actually

guy who thinks the part of the story that kicks off the plot is called the exciting incident

Force femming shouldve been called cuntamination if any of u guys were actually serious about that shit

I put on stomp clap for my baby to sleep to every night just to see what will happen

I put all my apps in a Games folder because it's all just a big game

Picked up honestly as an automatic filler word and it's honestly real embarrassing

i always forget asgore deltarune has white pants and my first thought whenever i see fan art of him in said pants is usually "whoa, ass out? ok"

im like bayonetta the way i strut my shit into the function just *oozing* cunt, say something a little embarrassing, and then die horribly to a quick time event

Is making good art on your phone just a matter of getting good with the lasso tool? Idk how people make their lines look nice with a finger

(smirking salaciously) you ever tried INTJ pussy? (chuckles as you rack your brain) no... you would know

My "the old balls and chains" line of engagement chastity cages is failing what did i do wrong :(

(you didnt affirm my unsubstantiated headcanon) lmaoo talk about media literacy

its time i "hit the books" so to say

as the fire spread across my legs, my arms, as an indescribable pressure built in my skull and threatened to make it pop, i realized: this is what had claimed my father. and now, that ancient flame, the INTJ's pussy, will feast on its next moth and burn another night

adult male. 30s. lacerations across forearms and thighs. 2nd to 3rd degree burns across entire body. head blown to "smithereens." cause of death... INTJ pussy 😏

delt or oon

(On a hookup) Anything stressing you at work right now? Are your parents divorced? What ended your last relationship? Can you believe all these anti trans bills?

I love when an animal's fur has a visible seam where the pattern breaks. Like shitty UVs

they call me "the scope creep" for too many reasons to reasonably list, but primarily for my disconcerting gaze

if you step into my aggro range and i begin talking at you about why i love the level design of old yharnam so much then do not feel bad about leading me away to more advantageous terrain and beating me to a pulp

finding solace in knowing every arrogant fuck video essayist who fails to clarify "that's just my opinion" is going to hell

Sorry cissies, pronouns in bio aint gonna cut it. If you want to be an ally you gotta start wearing breast forms and packers so trans people dont feel external pressure to bind and tuck

pour one out for all the people who transitioned during quarantine getting deadnamed by their old deltarune saves

deltasoon

Also a shame that there's a pushback against warm tinted palettes following the Ghibli AI trend. I do most of my digital sketching on orange canvases bc I don't want to stare at blue light for hours

burger explained

they should make an exception that you dont have to put ur hair up in a kitchen if ur slaying. a little keratin will not kill you

my "sona" wasnt even supposed to be my sona. i had a different personality and background written for the character, but i was hitting a wall thinking about how to represent myself and said 'fuck it, i'll just tweak this one to be more like me'

explaining evangelion at the jehovahs witnesses cookout

Getting upset the normal amount that the term "bug" in its entomological usage not only doesn't include arachnids, but excludes most insects. It's bad enough when people pull the "spiders aren't bugs" shit— if i called a fly a bug and got Well Actually-ed, i would start kicking and biting

nobody gives a fuck about her monkey

Primate of the day: Nancy Ma's night monkey

Human growth hormone abusing bodybuilder and his omegaverse mpreg wife who thinks muscles are ok

It's hot outside like Chicken Little's dad

tragic how many drafts ive liked but killed bc of their potential to bait outrage. I ought to be in the running for the mindful sweetheart medal. Though i probably shouldnt win on account my forgetfulness and obliviousness and bc im kind of an asshole. But i mean well!

Seeing em dashes denounced as a sign of AI generated writing and shitting myself. They're so versatile! Let me have something!

Trying to be my best Rowley but I'm Gregging and Fregging out