My sona isnt accurate bc everyone says "theyre so chill :)" but i went to canes and the cashier asked if i have an anxiety disorder instead of what combo im pickin

evangelions are cool because even though they're controlled with the pilot's mind, they still put placebo flightsticks in the cockpit so they have toys to keep their hands occupied

sketches inspired by qs75834

Does anyone know if overwatch 2 is good right now? I miss winston and lucio

I hate when i post something engagement baity on twitter and then twitter users engage with it

people keep zooming in and screenshotting sly cooper on twitter and i want to start chewing on my fingers because i colored in the gap between his arm and body

Anyone know if it’s illegal to sign a drawing as “Ben Garrison” even if I’m doing so because it’s funny and not to impersonate him

My cynical low effort edit regurgitating the same joke but worse to complain about algorithms is taking off on X (the EVERYTHING APP) lol

walking into the Cozy Bar: so... who here is romanceable😏

My digital coloring eras 1. use yellow+screen for highlights and violet+multiply for shadows :) 2. whoaaa my color looks way better when i overlay magenta on everything 3. God help me stop putting magenta on everything 4. I really like coral :)

#chainsawchewsday was thinkin about if Pochita was a bull terrier

Tragic that tumblr has the best tagging and scheduling system of any popular social media and everyone hates it just because it sucks

its time i "hit the books" so to say

Old people will see you struggling to survive to the end of the week and think that "you need to start planning for retirement" is helpful advice and not a code phrase to turn you into the joker

Charlie (made him a furry so he can go here)

Zootopia 2 was a mess and pawbert didnt really live up to the hype, but at least people are making cool art of him (though i'd rather see more art of the weasel guy. Shame he didnt do anything)

Imagine being in the west during MFF

Turns out I've been doing carpal tunnel stretches wrong for years. Drawing sucks a lot less when you're not contributing to your hand exploding from *stretching*

whoever made the pelion brush in the procreate update i love you

checking dms across platforms with broken notification systems

This one kept making me giggle at various steps of the process. The fucking aura

It's #chainsawchewsday!

Ive slept like 3ish hours in the last two days (thank my dickhead cat for waking me up after I finally fell asleep) and im waiting for my shonen anime powers to kick in (i cant visualize things in my mind's eye while i'm awake until im sleep deprived to the point of hallucination)

I'm going to learn the entire plot of zootopia 2 through people thirstposting about pawbert

I gotta put it somewhere

I will feel so confident about a piece until after I post it (I've already edited my last Leo and Chase piece bc it was driving me insane)

I want to get hired at a queer pharmacy as the one who writes all the deadnames on the hormone bottles

Want to get a job snagging peoples arm hair in adhesive wristbands

donating money for the name chara to be used during the undertale anniversary stream is profoundly whimsy-deficient behavior. paying money to name ness "ness." grow up #togoregang

when my cat uses his teeth on me i think "wastoid is eating u up"

Doofus shit

A benefit of my style is its messiness means I can allocate more focus to the bigger picture. A downside is accidental brushstrokes blend in with the surrounding texture and sometimes I only notice after uploading

People get weird as hell about me being hairy while nonbinary. I'm a fucking furry, hop off

Could I borrow $46,323.04

You know, they call it In N Out uh because.umm [making eye contact with a guy holding up a 'no poop jokes' sign] i forgot actually

guy who thinks the part of the story that kicks off the plot is called the exciting incident

Force femming shouldve been called cuntamination if any of u guys were actually serious about that shit

I put on stomp clap for my baby to sleep to every night just to see what will happen

I put all my apps in a Games folder because it's all just a big game

Picked up honestly as an automatic filler word and it's honestly real embarrassing

i always forget asgore deltarune has white pants and my first thought whenever i see fan art of him in said pants is usually "whoa, ass out? ok"

im like bayonetta the way i strut my shit into the function just *oozing* cunt, say something a little embarrassing, and then die horribly to a quick time event

Is making good art on your phone just a matter of getting good with the lasso tool? Idk how people make their lines look nice with a finger

(smirking salaciously) you ever tried INTJ pussy? (chuckles as you rack your brain) no... you would know

My "the old balls and chains" line of engagement chastity cages is failing what did i do wrong :(

(you didnt affirm my unsubstantiated headcanon) lmaoo talk about media literacy