I suspect my FBI file says "Another lefty homo but this one is working class and funny"

"In America, we pray at the altar of consumerism, but I think this is a beautiful and artistic way, in a place where religion and church attendance is declining, to participate in a ritualistic sacrifice and communal eating," said Abigail Gardner of Bloomfield. share.google/zdIK02cmy7CN...

Years ago, I did a comedy show that went well, and a woman came up to me and told me that she hadn't enjoyed it. She said this: "You're not supposed to tell me what you think and feel." Since then, I've always wondered what kinds of comedians she was seeking and I hope she's found them!

Every comedian should be able to entertain any audience. Each piece of music in the world should appeal to anyone who can hear. All food that exists should taste excellent to every sentient being. Everyone on the internet should agree with, like, and share this post.

See you tonight at Gaysians! 7pm doors 7:30 show 🎟️ VIP and pay what you can tickets at www.safewordscomedy.com

Long story short, some piece of shit manosphere wannabe influencer douchebag harassed two gay guys and their baby on the street and eventually one of the dads shoved the guy and now said pos is suing him for assault. Now the dads have to get a lawyer. 🫤 gofund.me/156374457

from the annals of getting high on your own supply (gift link) www.theverge.com/tldr/915176/...

If we banned swimming on a particular day we could have NOW NO SWIMS ON MON

'SWIMS' upside down is still 'SWIMS.'

Fighting Iran and the Pope simultaneously is basically 21st century evangelical Christian nationalisms wet dream.

That’s right

this was predictable, but i don't feel all that good about it. among other things, if she can't fly out of the country she's just gonna wind up driving more.

for @coyotemedia.org, I did a deep dive on the growing artist backlash against the Civic Joy Fund, an initiative founded by the mayor & backed by a crypto billionaire to use free arts & entertainment as a means of "economic revitalization" for SF www.coyotemedia.org/how-could-yo...

We're 26 years into the Willenium. And honestly I don't think even Will Smith could've predicted where we're at.

today — I wrote about why the Philz pride flag ban sucks so much www.coyotemedia.org/philz-coffee...

"Collusion" Art by Sarah Yeoman 2018 #CorvidCrew

I was indeed very confused by what I thought was @roxanegay.bsky.social replying to @myqkaplan.bsky.social (both of whom I am also a fan of 💞)

Democratic leaders need a plan. Not court hearing after the fact. A plan in place to end this as it inevitably starts happening. c.org/jpymzqsYrs

I'm #TeamDarleneMitchell

Damn the man. Save the Empire. Happy Rex Manning day to those who celebrate!

Andrade asking @refaubrey.bsky.social what the crowd is saying and she has to use her ref voice to tell him "take your pants off" was so funny 😂❤️ #AEWRevolution

everyone, every day, rolls a "survive" check. the DC for these checks vary wildly. sometimes the circumstances and world makes it harder or easier; sometimes other people do; sometimes your own brain does. but you've figured out ways to pass every one you've ever made. you're doing a great job.

where is the writing discourse about how three (3) separate editors have stabbed me with a fork.

Another one for the out of context replies showcase. Sans context it's still great.

A Ukrainian friend of mine was surprised to see that American children's books always taught lessons or had happy endings. I asked what Russian and Ukrainian children's books were like, and they said "like books for adults, but shorter"

They're pulling a Reverse Mozilla

Good morning from San Francisco 🌞

If I did a series of reposts that were just my favorite thread comments out of context this would be on it.

He’s just grooming… so cute

Tonight 7pm @ Beaux in SF check out a night of comedy, drag, and music! It's Castro Comedy Cabaret 🏳️‍🌈 VIP and pay what you can tickets available events.humanitix.com/castro-comed...

Mental Health Comedy Hour is back Friday March 13th 8pm at All Out Comedy Theater www.teamwonderdave.com/mhch

None of my March shows have sold any tickets yet. Who knew promoting comedy while the country rapidly slides into facism would be so difficult?

Here's a direct link to the video if that helps 🙂 www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8xNy7un/

Brilliant article and strategy! Gifted link to read @washingtonpost.com article without paywall: wapo.st/4kM4qbF

New: A comedian set up a fake ICE tip line as a joke. Then 100 calls flooded in: neighbors ratting on neighbors, a teacher reporting a kindergartener. Fans say the viral TikToks revealed deportation's "banality of evil." Conservatives say he should be in prison wapo.st/4kM4qbF

One of my major problems is that I could do things

Time for my dreams to turn my fears into weird short films

Wednesday Feb 25th we're back at the SF Eagle 🦅 with headliner Marcus Williams! VIP and pay what you can tickets available: www.teamwonderdave.com/safe-words

What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it

The sapphic celebration of comedy returns! This Valentines Day join us at Beaux in SF for a line up of queer women ready to bring you the laughs! 🩷🤍🧡 Join us at Beaux in SF for Galentines Day events.humanitix.com/castro-comed...

It was really nice of Ricky Martin to show up on television and remind the world that he's still hotter than the rest of us. 🇵🇷

Tonight at 8pm join me @azucarsf.bsky.social for Comedy Stampede in San Francisco www.teamwonderdave.com/tcs for pay what you can and VIP tickets.

I just lost the game.

hi loves please don’t use the ios app to sub to patreon do it through the web browsers apple takes an extra cut and they hold $ for 75 days ❤️

Sometimes funny things are funny, even when taken out of context. This for instance is a perfect comment.

Tomorrow night! We're back at the SF Eagle 🦅 for another night of hilarious #QueerComedy www.safewordscomedy.com