Wednesday Feb 25th we're back at the SF Eagle 🦅 with headliner Marcus Williams! VIP and pay what you can tickets available: www.teamwonderdave.com/safe-words

What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it

The sapphic celebration of comedy returns! This Valentines Day join us at Beaux in SF for a line up of queer women ready to bring you the laughs! 🩷🤍🧡 Join us at Beaux in SF for Galentines Day events.humanitix.com/castro-comed...

It was really nice of Ricky Martin to show up on television and remind the world that he's still hotter than the rest of us. 🇵🇷

Tonight at 8pm join me @azucarsf.bsky.social for Comedy Stampede in San Francisco www.teamwonderdave.com/tcs for pay what you can and VIP tickets.

I just lost the game.

hi loves please don’t use the ios app to sub to patreon do it through the web browsers apple takes an extra cut and they hold $ for 75 days ❤️

Sometimes funny things are funny, even when taken out of context. This for instance is a perfect comment.

Tomorrow night! We're back at the SF Eagle 🦅 for another night of hilarious #QueerComedy www.safewordscomedy.com

Hey @safewordscomedy.bsky.social returns to SF Sketchfest Sunday Jan 25th at the Lost Church! Catch these amazing out of town queer comics while you can! events.humanitix.com/safe-words-q...

Briefly thought this was a poster for a gay bear event.

As someone who tends to be calm and reflective by nature, man did I pick the wrong century

Telling my friends this is Heated Rivalry

And that morning they learned that X was not in fact going to give it to them.

What's up fellow bleetskeets?

semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003 when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out

People who debunk appealing internet lies: thank you for your service 🫡

Scoreboard -- Elves: - Waged war of rebellion against the gods - Went complaining to the gods - Flooded Beleriand Men: - Stole silmaril from Morgoth - Waged war of rebellion against the gods - Destroyed Sauron (temporary) Hobbits: - Largely unaware of the gods - Destroyed Sauron (permanent)

”AI” tools can never do anything Right or Moral — they can however at times, purely by accident, do something Funny

Guys, APC from France is currently streaming live on YouTube. At this moment it's Michael Oku vs. Kuro and it's a banger #indiewrestling

this meyers briggs shit is weird man

my "Leviathan" series is going to be showing at Metal Haus Gallery in SF as part of their "In My Dreams" show! there's an artists' reception on January 22 from 5-9pm, I'd love to see you there! www.metalhausgallery.com/rsvpinmydreams

Slightly diminish a band: Bif Underdressed

Castro Comedy Cabaret at Beaux tonight 7pm VIP and Pay what you can tickets available. www.teamwonderdave.com/ccc

Tom Petty and the guys you went on a few dates with

The purplish girls

Imitation Pearl Jam

Slightly diminish a band: The OK with it I guess Dead

Don't be scared of these bears 🐻 See you tonight in #Oakland Discount code BEAR events.humanitix.com/grin-and-bea...

Hey we're taking January off but our usual 2nd Friday 8pm spot will be filled by @safewordscomedy.bsky.social hosting Grin and Bear it 🐻 a gay comedy bear show that will leave you feeling all warm and fuzzy.

Friday night in #Oakland Grin and Bear It is back and ready to make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside and out featuring the hilarious Vin Seaman. www.safewordscomedy.com use discount code BEAR when you purchase tickets online.

What's up San Francisco Bay area join us for your NYE celebrations 7pm at the SF Eagle! collections.humanitix.com/safe-words-q...

Andy is great. Check out her album (or EP if you're running short on time or whatever)

I am but a humble farmer 😈🤠

If you weren't there you can't know how gripped the US was by "Luke and Laura," I mean, shit, I'd never watched a soap opera episode in my life and yet as a junior high school student I knew all the details, it was wild www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/a...

Catch Sarah Guth this Friday Night 8pm at Mental health comedy hour! 🛋️🧠 🎫 www.teamwonderdave.com/mental-healt...

It's with heavy hearts that we share that Claude, our beloved albino alligator, has passed away at the age of 30. Claude brought joy to millions of people at the Academy and across the world during his 17 year tenure. We will miss him dearly. 🤍

This evening's thought to ponder from Maggies Farm. How it all began.

The Comedy Stampede is headed to @azucarsf.bsky.social Wednesday Dec 3rd 7pm www.teamwonderdave.com/comedy-stamp...

AND supporting your local library is super important! If you actually DO want books to be available to everyone, the library *already exists* and is staffed by the people who are deep in the trenches of fighting censorship! Supporting the library is doing actual good for your community!

I just found this old picture of a poster that was on the wall at the school my friend taught at and there’s some incredible stuff in there

Nurse Ratchet takes on pizzaface! Produced by Marco & Lara Frazier are assaulted by the Cinnabites! But Assistant to the Mayor Daniel T isnt having it! And the fate of North SlamTown hangs in the balance when SlamTown Justice battles King Giraffadorah! youtu.be/x8ZA34epJuQ

I'm a farmer now.

🎭🎉👻💃😹💥 I love it when you build fast and break me daddy.

This Saturday Night 7pm at Beaux in the Castro join us for Castro Comedy Cabaret with headliner Baruch Porras Hernandez @baruchporras.bsky.social Join us for a night of Comedy, drag and music! Pay what you can and VIP tickets available at www.teamwonderdave.com/ccc

#HALLOWEEN ~ #OAKLAND Brooke Havok v B3CCA NO RING - NO RULES - ALL HEART $25 tix on eventbrite 21+, doors 9:30ish show 10-12ish @Drakes Dealership 2325 Broadway #Oakland CA #SlamTown #dontbringyourfnkids #hoodslam www.eventbrite.com/e/slamtown-c...

This is how @hoodslam.bsky.social became SlamTown.

new show just dropped OCTOBER 31ST #HALLOWEEN CARNIVAL OF MONSTERS Come one, come all To the greatest town on Earth! NO RING-NO RULES $25 tix on eventbrite www.eventbrite.com/e/slamtown-c... 21+, doors 9:30ish show 10-12ish Drake's Dealership 2325 Broadway, #Oakland CA