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arthritis is just early onset rigor mortis.

Tonight at Beaux in the Castro join us for Castro Comedy Cabaret 6pm doors 7pm show with headliner Chey Bell! Pay what you can and VIP tickets available 🌈🌉🤩 www.teamwonderdave.com/castro-comed...

Here’s a primer on ‘primer.’ It’s pronounced ‘PRIMM-er’ if you mean “a small book” or “a short informative piece of writing.” It’s pronounced ‘PRY-mer’ if you mean “an initial coat of paint.”

Mountain Dew Code Red is older than ICE, and only one should be abolished.

Hysteria Comedy Open Mic 🎤 for women and LGBTQ+ folks is tonight 7pm at the SF EAGLE! 6:45 signups. Canadian fit 5 minutes. The show is free. Happy hour drink specials until 8:00 p.m.

Tonight at Azúcar Lounge in San Francisco! 7:00 p.m. check in 7:30 show tickets are pay what you can so no need to break the bank on this one. Nachos ware on special at the restaurant tonight and they are delicious www.teamwonderdave.com/comedy-stamp...

Tonight! Join us as Seattle's kinky challenge comedy show SAFE WORD takes over our stage just in time for Folsom week www.safewordscomedy.com VIP and pay what you can tickets available. Feat Wonder Dave, Kristee Ono, and producer bear Jonah! Hosted by Bobby Higley 🖤💙🤍❤️

Crockett: "I'm gonna honor someone who decided they were going to proclaim I was involved in the 'great white replacement'? Yeah, I'm not honoring that ... it's unfortunate more of my colleagues even on my side couldn't see the amount of harm this man was attempting to inflict upon our communities"

Geneva Rust-Orta's special "Normal Father" is out now. I feel like comedians that are smart and dark and also good people who I am friends with. You'll love Geneva! She crushed last January when she was at @theruckusrevival.bsky.social youtu.be/U52AQBjokus?...

what the hell do I want for lunch... *x-files music*

Wonder Dave is being joined by a 13-year-old Benji, on Commentary. Benji won 3rd place in his essay about wrestling. I will eat my hat if there were more than three essay entries. #Hoodslam @hoodslam.bsky.social @wonderdave.bsky.social @jordancastle.bsky.social

TIL that for some people with irreparably damaged corneas, you can pull one of their teeth, drill a hole in it, install an artificial lens, sew it into their cheek (so tissue attaches), then pull it out and stick it in their damaged eye, and ... it works fine!?! www.nbcboston.com/news/health/...

So after two straight days of Republicans saying trans people and the Left did this, threatening full on violence, it turns out the suspect is a politically unaffiliated white dude who was trained to use guns by his Republican law enforcement dad? Do I have that right?

When a liberal is murdered, we shouldn’t speculate about the political motives of the killer. When a conservative is murdered, it’s important that we immediately blame the left.

Remembering MN house speaker Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark and their beloved dog Gilbert. Murdered in June at their home by a rightwing Trump-voting evangelist, who also shot another MN lawmaker and his wife at THEIR home, 9 and 8 times, respectively (miraculously, they survived).

MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence

You have to admit that Wonder Dave looked wonderful for the Hoodslam Gala. #Hoodslam #HoodslamGala @hoodslam.bsky.social @wonderdave.bsky.social

I've been feeling bad for Charlie Kirk's kids the whole time, tbh. Way ahead of ya'll on that one.

What's up @hoodslam.bsky.social B3cca won here's the link open.spotify.com/artist/3ekSj...

i wonder how many radical wellness treatments are just someone taking your phone away for an hour

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the hot new trend of 2031 is trad wives burying their dead, unvaccinated children

Tonight in Oakland we're kicking off Pride at @ Fluid510 7pm pay what you can ticket options. www.safewordscomedy.com

Hey! Hi. watch my friend @larafrazier.bsky.social wrestle BONUS if you go Sept 5th I will also be @hoodslam.bsky.social ! 🤼‍♀️

Join us Wednesday August 27th 7pm @ the SF Eagle 🦅 VIP and pay what you can tickets available at www.safewordscomedy.com

my worst tendency is that if I find out someone does improv comedy, I try to be extra funny in conversation with them in order to achieve dominance

I need them to understand their place in the hierarchy I created just now

🛋️ Mental Health Comedy Hour tonight with Karen Braswell and Able Gender. All Out Comedy Theater 8pm. Use discount code MENTAL_HEALTH to save when you buy tickets online.🧠 www.teamwonderdave.com/mental-healt...

Tonight @azucarsf.bsky.social In San Francisco 299 9th Street join us for a night of Comedy featuring Jonah Nigh! 7pm check in 7:30 show.

ICE's response to protests is so out of control, a school in Portland has voted to move to a new location.

(1/2) Wednesday, August 6 6pm - Dry Hump - EROS - A night of queer kink, trans joy, and erotic resistance presented by The Exiles 7pm - Wicked Grounds: SpankLab! - Folsom Center 7pm – ScripTease! – Eagle- Hosted by Andrew Calabrese 7pm - Comedy Stampede - Azucar Lounge - with Wonder Dave

If "Dazed and Confused" was made today with the same amount of time between filming and the era the story took place, it would be about high schoolers in 2008.

Welp. I hate being back here.

Wednesday night join us at azucar Lounge for the Hysteria comedy Open Mic for women and queer people @azucarsf.bsky.social 7pm

I wish the Iron Sheik had lived to see this day. And tweet about it.

Everytime I walk into a restaurant and see that I'm the only white person there, I know the food is going to be amazing.

Maybe when the dust settles, we can make kindness the default, instead of evil? Just spitballing for goofs here

I forget about this app most days, but ran back here in a mad dash so I could post: Cocaine on the tiddies, call that a drug bust Thank goodness for social media, 25 people might have missed that one

A Nazi owns Twitter, right wing billionaires own the Wall Street Journal and the LA Times, and CBS is run by a right wing nepo baby who just fired one of the network’s biggest stars for criticizing Donald Trump. Here’s why America has a left-wing media bias problem.

I'm hosting a mixed open mic in Albany tomorrow at 2pm at the Abrams Claghorn gallery art fair 1251 Solano Ave. Albany. 5 minute sets. It's an outdoor fair so keep material relatively clean Sign ups at 12:30 find me near the performance area. Bring your music, poems, comedy, etc...

I'm up at Comedy Oakland tonight at Sea Wolf Pub and tomorrow at the Lumpia Company.

The ‘hippo’ in ‘hippopotamus’ and the ‘hippo’ in ‘hippocampus’ are the same. ‘Hippo’ is from the Greek for "horse." Hippopotamus means “river horse.” ‘Hippocampus’ means “sea horse” because that part of the brain is shaped like a seahorse.

I'd just like to point out how weird it is that places with hundreds or even thousands of reporters — the NYT, WaPo, CBS, NBC, AP, etc. — are all getting pummeled on every major story by the dozen computerboys at Wired. To fumble the bag this consistently is, at some point, cowardice and a choice.

Obviously this deserves to win. youtube.com/shorts/nfwma...

The Here to Pee Tour is coming to San Francisco for one night only—and we’re proud to host it at @safewordscomedy.bsky.social , the Bay’s longest-running queer comedy show. This 50-state comedy protest features an all-trans lineup using laughter as resistance in the face of anti-trans legislation.