If you're both lesbians, who's the master and who's the commander?

bisexual final boss

look at this piece of shit 💖

I can’t imagine the secret service ever approving Trump going to a sporting event in Philly. Everyone knows there is only one way that ends.

“Frog,” said Toad, “let us eat one very last cookie, and then we will stop.”

All the drag race make over challenge dads are so hot. ALL. OF. THEM.

Black Out is tomorrow Saturday June 6th at All Out Comedy Theater in Oakland. VIP and pay what you can tickets available at www.safewordscomedy.com Enjoy this fantastic line up of Black Queer Comedians!

Tonight at 7pm join us for the Queer Arts and music festival edition of Safe Words at 620 Jones. Free or donation tickets available at www.safewordscomedy.com

My 7yo: Sonic can turn into Super Sonic, or Hyper Sonic... Me: Or Ultra Sonic! 7yo: No, that's not Me: WHY HE COULD BE GREASED LIGHTNIN'!!! 7yo: Was that another dumb reference?

This Wednesday night join us at The SF Eagle with headliner @jamieshrinersings.bsky.social www.safewordscomedy.com

June 3rd 7 pm at 620 Jones Street in San Francisco join us for a special edition of Safe Words at the Queer Arts and music festival. No cover.

Public comment is open until May 22nd. Tell the FCC that shows with LGBTQ+ characters don't need to come with a warning glaad.org/FCC for more info 🏳️‍🌈

Tonight at All Out Comedy theater Mental Health Comedy Hour is back! www.teamwonderdave.com/mental-healt...

The European Parliament voted to support an EU-wide ban on 'conversion therapy', passing a resolution that calls on the European Commission to propose legislation #NOH8

Alien 3 (1992)

But he was so relatable with kitchen table issues

never misses, extraordinary

I just want to find joy and peace but also hold grudges and get revenge

Name your top 15 TV shows ever gut instincts only Golden Girls Letterkenny Kim's Convenience Star Trek TNG Adventure Time Taxi The Muppet Show The Simpsons Bob's Burgers Six Feet Under Star Trek Strange New Worlds Sesame Street Rugrats Married with Children Ted Lasso Xena Warrior Princess

Unlike Ted Kennedy in 1979, Newsom has an immediate answer to a basic question. Interviewer: Why do you want to be president? Newsom: For the lolz.

I’m finally reading @theworldsgreatestwriter.com‘s Love/Aggression, a surreal story about a pair of trans women in friendship freefall. It’s so engrossing. #FridayReads #fiction

I don't know much in this world, but I do know that when San Francisco mayor Daniel Lurie sees a successful social media post by New York mayor Zohran Mamdani, it makes him a little bit sad every time.

tragic news . . . . . remember u always

I’m reading War and Peace, and you know, probably a lot more people would read it if they knew just how extremely cunty the dialogue is

ALIKE IN DIGNITY

stuck in a time loop all by yourself, handsome?

me and the boys are going down to the quarry to chuck rocks at the night sky for making us feel small

Inspired by @hankgreen.bsky.social's fun new timeline of photos from the Artemis II mission, I wrote up an answer to a question that's more pertinent these days than it may seem: Why are the Artemis II photos on Flickr? www.anildash.com/2026/04/30/a...

WHAT DID SHE DO TO THAT CHICKEN?!?!?

In news that absolutely everyone predicted…

I suspect my FBI file says "Another lefty homo but this one is working class and funny"

"In America, we pray at the altar of consumerism, but I think this is a beautiful and artistic way, in a place where religion and church attendance is declining, to participate in a ritualistic sacrifice and communal eating," said Abigail Gardner of Bloomfield. share.google/zdIK02cmy7CN...

Years ago, I did a comedy show that went well, and a woman came up to me and told me that she hadn't enjoyed it. She said this: "You're not supposed to tell me what you think and feel." Since then, I've always wondered what kinds of comedians she was seeking and I hope she's found them!

Every comedian should be able to entertain any audience. Each piece of music in the world should appeal to anyone who can hear. All food that exists should taste excellent to every sentient being. Everyone on the internet should agree with, like, and share this post.

See you tonight at Gaysians! 7pm doors 7:30 show 🎟️ VIP and pay what you can tickets at www.safewordscomedy.com

Long story short, some piece of shit manosphere wannabe influencer douchebag harassed two gay guys and their baby on the street and eventually one of the dads shoved the guy and now said pos is suing him for assault. Now the dads have to get a lawyer. 🫤 gofund.me/156374457

from the annals of getting high on your own supply (gift link) www.theverge.com/tldr/915176/...

If we banned swimming on a particular day we could have NOW NO SWIMS ON MON

'SWIMS' upside down is still 'SWIMS.'

Fighting Iran and the Pope simultaneously is basically 21st century evangelical Christian nationalisms wet dream.

That’s right

this was predictable, but i don't feel all that good about it. among other things, if she can't fly out of the country she's just gonna wind up driving more.

for @coyotemedia.org, I did a deep dive on the growing artist backlash against the Civic Joy Fund, an initiative founded by the mayor & backed by a crypto billionaire to use free arts & entertainment as a means of "economic revitalization" for SF www.coyotemedia.org/how-could-yo...

We're 26 years into the Willenium. And honestly I don't think even Will Smith could've predicted where we're at.

today — I wrote about why the Philz pride flag ban sucks so much www.coyotemedia.org/philz-coffee...

"Collusion" Art by Sarah Yeoman 2018 #CorvidCrew