if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄

my short film Homemade Gatorade is showing at Sundance 2026 😋 such a wonderful honor, I can’t believe it !! big big thanks to my friends that contributed to this film, and to all my patrons that helped fund it ✨ @sundance.org

I cackled

they don't show it in the movie but on Dagobah next to his crappy little house Yoda keeps an entire shack full of stolen bikes

It's amazing how abruptly the vibe shifts when you cross from oak park to austin

a mistake a lot of people make when they go on a christmas adventure is learning the true meaning of christmas. if you don't learn it you get to go on another christmas adventure the next year, you basically just keep getting free christmas adventures as long as you don't learn anything.

On this day in 2003, 22 years ago, Pokémon Colosseum was first released. This spin-off game follows main series mechanics with a twist and has you play through a story needing to liberate Shadow Pokémon from the evil Cipher www.serebii.net/colosseum/

i think that people who use headphones in public places like trains are selfish. keeping all your cool music and podcasts to yourself is genuinely sociopathic and deranged behavior. play it on your phone's speaker and let everyone enjoy it, or don't play it at all

Politics posters shouldn't be allowed to have cultural takes they're universally awful

i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times

No correct aspect ratio upload to be found on YouTube, and I could be more rigorous about my editing, but I genuinely think this is some of the funniest 106 seconds in comedy history, and definitely in my top five Simpsons jokes.

An ancient tex

dear fellow olds, on straight internet twink just means faggot. they’re not calling that muscle guy a twink they’re calling him a faggot.

important note from libcrusher:

for those asking why people are suddenly leaving twitter and moving over here, here's the tl;dr will smith slapped chris rock at the oscars

Wow he looks exactly like you'd expect a guy who moved to tahiti to marry a 13 year old to look

Frank because he can't turn down the payday ($500). Falls for a cleaning lady at the hotel who can't leave. Problematic episode we watch thinking eh it was the 2010s.

Body-camera video appears to contradict the government’s claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed. trib.al/9Sxu9IN

Why does ICE need so many fucking helicopters they're buzzing humboldt park like crazy rn

The @blockclubchi.bsky.social newsroom continues to report on today’s federal immigration activity across Chicago. If you have footage of agent activity you filmed, please reach out via this website: callforvideos.formstack.com/forms/chicag...

These are not servants of a legitimate government, these are monsters. bsky.app/profile/ista...

Kid at school just told us his "new transgender name" and begged us not to tell his mom :(

going to Pup night at the gay bar and wondering why they haven't played "If This Tour Doesn't Kill You, I Will" into "Dvp" yet

Shit like this is EXACTLY why myself and so many others were sounding the alarm when Will Smith slapped Chris Rock at the Oscars.

Periodic reposting of the best tweet

Sometimes you just have to Bother an animal

"What began as a modest effort by a few members of a small congregation to reach out to migrants would evolve into a deep experiment in solidarity..." our new issue of @hammerandhope.bsky.social is out! today I want to highlight this article by Benji Hart hammerandhope.org/article/chic...

Rookie mistake; Picasso here forgot to paint one of the bathers

I love living in the real America (a big city)

I am also accepting venmo and paypal payments from those who want to reduce my debt

Emergency press conference after Homeland Security and Immigration agents target the National Museum of Puerto Rican Arts & Culture in Chicago

Sucessfully negotiated a raise for next year can I get a hell yeah for 200 extra bucks a paycheck

man it would've been nice if the dems ever had a plan for SCOTUS other than "win every election till a bunch of justices die of old age again, hope we have the executive, house, and senate with untouchable majorities then, and hope they don't roll back too many rights anyway till that happens"

Every Trait Disqualifying ICE Agent From Previous Jobs Ideal For Current One theonion.com/every-t...

"The cinema has no boundary; it is a ribbon of dream." -- Orson Welles

I kind of want a labubu

“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo. “lmao" said Gandalf, “well it has.”

I was in the weeds and having an awful day as a server circa 2004 when my coworker said, "Hey, man. You gotta check out this credit card." That CC belonged to a standard-issue 50ish guy named Dick Beater. That moment still helps me.

Apple bottom jeans,

About today's public transit discourse: I believe that riding public transit is a spiritual good for increasing your empathy and practicing minding your own business. It also helps you internalize that most people mind their own business, e.g. no one is looking at you.