Good news

you now who else was maxxed in a book?

More fundraising emails from the dems I see

Yeah this seems really bad

New sweater alert 🩶💛

welcome to the bathroom

oh thank god

Now he’s showing me his favorite episodes of Air Wolf

Celebrating Valentine’s Day by forcing my boyfriend to watch the most romantic episode of Misfits

Strange how he keeps begging everyone not to talk about the whole thing. Most vindictive man in the world constantly going "Ahh it's in the past let's move on"

Gotta say, I nailed Valentine’s this year

when they have me flying a bomber in Civil War Woke im painting this on the payload

Restarting my day whenever I need to

“to be a good person you can never hate anything truly” BZZZZZZT! WRONG! I have a heart overflowing with love, grace, and understanding and I hate with a lethal precision!!!

Ted Cruz first! John McCain posthumously

I feel superior to everyone with their peasant cookies

Outrageous

i hate to hear hater innovation happening on threads but i simply must recognize the goods when i see it

Tying a "Happy President's Day!" helium balloon to a blow-up doll in El Paso just to see what happens

The Curb Your Enthusiasm theme song has never played louder in my head

If you say this is due to a lack of training, I beg you to stop being so willfully naive. This is training. This is top down directives. Training wont fix this and if you arent on the abolish ICE at a minimum train then I dont know what to tell you anymore.

FAA closes El Paso airspace for 10 days. The El Paso city government issued an advisory early Wednesday that flights at El Paso International Airport are canceled.

The FAA is closing the airspace around El Paso International Airport in Texas for 10 days, grounding all flights to and from the airport, for “special security reasons." The FAA's notice did not provide additional details.

I’m invincible now

I think it is fair to say that the people responsible gor this child's suffering should be

Fuck real food. Get Taco Bell

Post a banger not in English youtu.be/9z1yAdlrtvs?...

Wonderful house I saw today

whatever alarm is set to play across the country in anticipation of an incoming nuke, we should replace it with Gasolina

How much O'Keeffe is in this movie?

didn’t realize woke 2 is here until it was too late

I'm so annoyed. I found my handle yesterday and didn't really do a deep dive, expecting to come back to it later, and now I can't find myself!!!!

I don't know why conservatives complain about Bad Bunny singing in Spanish. They never listen to lyrics anyway. They think "Born in the USA" is an upbeat patriotic song. They played "We will rock you" on Trump's rallies to rev up the crowd. Trump jerks off two invisible dicks to YMCA.

Starting a rumor that Trump shut down the Kennedy center because he can’t abide opera either. No one understands what that guy is saying!

Annihilation (2018)

Birnam Wood has come to Dunsinane

LOLOLOL

I think it's very fun that they were like "idk here's Alolan Gaga"

is this the first fully fun event on bsky????

Actually it’s good that he only did a beat of Gasolina and Daddy Yankee has gone Jesus because I would have rampaged

Holding us accountable for the shameful failure to restore power to PR