I wrote the captions on this video the night Osama Bin Laden was killed and it’s probably the most shared thing I ever created.

“The wine dark sea!” tweet but it’s my boyfriend yelling “The brave fighters!!!”

Me explaining to my boyfriend that Prometheus is a Christmas movie as he ignores me and puts on Rambo 3

look at how little effort it takes for someone on the conservative grievance circuit to destroy a life millions of college kids have half assed an assignment at the last minute, you eat the F and move on but the effort to push trans people out of public life will use whatever it can get

Americans having to bootleg broadcast news about our government’s offshored concentration camp is a level of fascism that immediately precedes democratic societies dropping leaflets on us from weather balloons.

From the 1966 Sunset Magazine “Sunset Cook Book of Breads”

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On Friday, the U.S. Department of Agriculture announced the recall of uncured holiday kielbasa produced by Olympia Provisions, a Portland-based company that specializes in handcrafted meats and charcuterie.

Ah. Hello, Mr President.

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Hey SLUTS 🫵 the Epstein files were just released 💥💥 and ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ BILL CLIT-TON ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️

We love a happy ending

Just griefspent 80 dollars on griefyarn 🤑

More grief knitting, I made these as a host gift for a friend I’m spending Christmas with. I feel like adults don’t really wear mittens but I don’t care because this is a better habit right now than s̶̼̄ǔ̴̜b̸͎͊s̶̗͐ẗ̷͈a̴̟̕n̸̦͒c̷̟͘é̴̩s̷͖͋ so here you go buddy

Jorge Luis Borges’ influence

Here’s the correct link, as the Chicago Shovels one above yells security warnings www.chicago.gov/city/en/dept...

Hey! It's My Newest batch of work just for @mallratspdx.bsky.social this Saturday (12/20/2025) #mallrats #mallratsmarket #handmade

Someone on this site has a WSJ subscription, post screenshots or gift article or gtfo

Had to explain Ea-Nasir to my therapist

We literally watched Spinal Tap this afternoon. Damn

Yikes

My bf and I have been fighting all week about kolaches

I would s this truck’s d from the back

Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."

Macrodosing anxiety by seeing what my health insurance bill for next month will be 🫣

I was scrolling and I saw some video about Susan Dell and I immediately assumed it was liberal boomer AI ragebait so I googled and no. No, she really just looks like that

Congratulations you fucking morons

Running my hands together muttering “oh boy oh boy” in excitement for ChatGPT psychosis in Disney Adults

*Werner Herzog voice* now, the Jingle Hop has begun

The first year and a half I lived in Minneapolis, the only people who were friendly to me outside of work were Somali. Let them have the entire state

God, I’ve seen what you’ve done for others 🙏

I read the new Elizabeth Gilbert book because I had time for hate read and people have asked me about the 12 step stuff. 1. I think she's sincere about her recovery and working a pretty solid program

Tarantino was disappointed when he saw Ghostbusters because Slimer doesn't have any feet.

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

How about you just watch the tv show like a normal person?

Beowulf fandom, screamingcryingthrowingup en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenning

tis the season

My neighbor, leg bouncing, staring at me, waiting for me to put down my phone and take my headphones off so she can talk to me. I am unbreakable though

Found myself in the Poster’s Trap where if I post about the thing I’m pissed about I’m No Better Than the Thing I’m Pissed About

Ask your dude if he could pack your bag for a vacation. Make him list the things he thinks you’d need. Mine said three bras but only one pair of socks and underwear, as well as beeswax for chapped skin

So good

I'm at the combination

My bf, vibing on a low dose edible, muttering to himself as he hunts through the search function on the tv, “there’s gotta be a Wilson Phillips documentary.”

I can’t believe we’re getting weaponized white AND blonde tears 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🏆

Can’t share the music year in review thanks to the one song I listened to when I had a crush on a man.

hate that we're at this point, love that we can rise to the occasion. chipped in a few bucks, let's bring Lorena home.