Very important misinformation check

I've got a great joke about Hemingway but [shotgun blast to the chest]

Israel's lucky that the rules say bad guys can't also leave.

Two-month-old kitten looks like he regrets thing he did three months ago.

Encouraging that the most ridiculous part of this MAGA fantasy is the concept of a one-income household.

I'll text my group of high school friends that we're all going to die soon.

*I've hip-fired a 50 cal while walking and crying. Definitely won't be showing the video.

Same but with my cats when they do anything at all.

"Stew" is a name to avoid.

I want to remake this chyron only with all the times my cat pooped on something.