theeee funniest thing about watching straight man podcasts about Heated Rivalry is in ep 2 every single time the hetero men are like HE GONNA SNIFF THE UNDERWEAR and then they are all shocked pikachu when he doesn't

what

I have the same amount of patience for people saying "americans are so stupid, how's it going over there you loud ugly fatties" as I do for smug US liberals who say horrible shit about everyone who lives in Southern states when they experience extreme weather disasters

ICE raids are not the first time this was made explicit. I think people downplay how much Jim Crow was not just about controlling Black people but it was also about controlling white people. If you thought racism was dumb and acted that way you could end up with a bomb in your home

there will prob be a global boycott of US goods by the end of his term

The Pitt continues to be extremely relevant

It is very funny that I saw some folks on here going WOW THE PITT IS DOING A PLOTLINE ABOUT GEN AI AND NOT EVEN CRITIQUING IT WHAT A FALL OFF Like Did y'all watch the episode, or

That is the most Just a Rock ass Rock I've ever seen

"Resist call of voters" is a wild way to describe elected officials ignoring the wishes and demands of their constituents who elected them and they are literally paid to represent

One other thing The Pitt got right is there is no one more entitled on god's green earth than a white cis man addict

personally i do not agree that the stupid app for horrible fascists overrides my birth certificate or anyone's birth certificate even if it's from a different country.

As a fan of figure skating, it is wild to me that the most likely reason Ilia Malinin might not win a gold medal at the upcoming Olympics is that the US might invade Greenland and get our country barred from the Olympics.

DO YOUR HORMONES DO NOT SUCCUMB TO THE HELLWORLD STAY ON YOUR HORMONE SCHEDULE YOU'RE ONLY GONNA GET HOTTER

They murdered Keith Porter. They murdered Renee Good. They murdered Sylverio Gonzales. They have murdered dozens in ICE custody. They are breaking into people’s homes without a warrant in Minnesota.

The Pitt: what if we show the way both your parents died in one episode Me: BLESS FAST FORWARD

The Pitt isn't just medically accurate it's got that accurate cps rep as well

oh, so it's working! let's get Worse

US history is generally taught as Plymouth Rock, blank space, War of Independence, blank space, Civil War, blank space, World War II, blank space, 9/11, so this checks out

getting queerbaited by the wwe is like losing tic tac toe to a single cell organism

I'm not sure most people have any idea how often the answer to "why can't I get the municipal service I want" is "because the police union sends their heavies to budget meetings" I heard WILD stories from a friend who was the arts rep to a midsized town's council. the cops basically had veto power!

A TRUE SON OF NEW JERSEY

New dating strategy just dropped

half of the top few replies start with “brother”, “my friend”, and “homie”

fuck yeag lmao

liberals are impossible to satirize

we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff

Fuck I love this

“You have no right to disagree with the government” And “The government has the right to kill you if you try” Are very high on the list of reasons why a significant number of colonial Americans revolted against the British empire.

Tonight thinking about this all-time @ndrew.bsky.social banger

a blue whale’s anus can stretch up to over 3 feet making it the 2nd largest asshole in the world behind jd vance

If the executive branch can unilaterally cut off federal funding to specific states the union has already been dissolved.

Looks like ICE is now cracking down on … Native Americans. This letter was just posted by the chairman of the Standing Rock Sioux Tribe in North/South Dakota: “Our Nation is a sovereign government and our members are not immigrants. We are not subject to immigration enforcement on our own lands.”

Snailboat

I just think it's wild that the armed professionals who wander our streets are allowed to act in fear, but the untrained normal citizens are supposed to know exactly what to do under terrifying circumstances or die

the spectrum of queer experience is vast and complex, and none of us know what's going on inside families that are not our own but my feed is full of media outlets describing a woman with a very-much-living-and-in-the-picture wife first and foremost as though she was a man's widow, and I just

One of the core purposes of right-wing media is to rewrite your memory and reprogram your moral response to an event you saw with your own eyes. George Floyd died of a heart attack. Jan 6 was a peaceful picnic. This process has already begun

Looks like government by 4chan isn't working out so hot.

When we first started dating, my wife would put on MASH to sleep to because it was her comfort show while her brother was in Iraq. I wound up not sleeping because I was discovering these exact same things every episode and no one was awake to explain any of it to me.

*Jesus returns to Earth, intervenes in an ICE raid, is shot in the back by a masked agent* Scott Jennings: well look first of all the guy was no angel

Some people are trying to correct me with something like "ICE isn't cops, real cops know the law and--" And what? Don't kill people for minor to no offenses?

I don't know who needs to hear this, but cops are not allowed to shoot people just because you didn't do what they said. That is called murder when they do that. Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.

Yup. If you’re wearing an “I Voted” sticker, they’ll pass over you like it’s the blood of the lamb

gonna be sitting with “there’s an assault on giving a shit about anyone besides yourself” for a long time

If I get one more person in my replies going WELL IF THE WIFE DIDN'T ADOPT THE KID THEN THE GRANDPA IS RIGHT I'm not talking legalities I am talking about him saying the child has "no one in his life" when there's a mother AND a grandmother in town Saying this shit TO a lesbian? Have some SHAME.

Okay my favorite thing about watching figure skating is when the commentator says something SUPER SHADY in the most prim polite tone. Most recent was "she'd be a good fit for the junior world champs" - said about a skater at the senior level lmao