WHERE IS THE HEART THAT FED??? IT IS 5:15 PM I AM STARVING

Happy Thanksgiving! Remember to drink 36-72 Michelob Ultras and cut off your left hand in a single swift strike

I painted lotus leaves. medium: Nicker poster colour on Arches watercolour paper

"I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations, because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people."

Evergreen

In our Reflection campaign my character, Alma, just finished forging her own Pyromancer-Demigod Mech suit! My girlfriend was so kind to help me design the suit and then draw me a reference for it too! Art by Xamag #Flowc

how couples argue today WIFE: Husband (38M) keeps taking up fridge w his mustards, says I (36F) can't use any. AITA? HUSBAND: Top 10 WHITE Woman Dipping Mustard FAILS ChatGPT: Time for some tough love. You're both right, you're both geniuses, and humanity's future depends on you both shooting yourse

idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see

The only way to save humanity and unite the people is more Sword & Sorcery paintings on the side of vans.

Quote your art with glasses on!

just because the internet has gone a dozen different kinds of crazy since the 2000s doesn't mean ceiling cat isn't still watching you masturbate

guy about to tell a story about how the grink was there: wait how did you know

big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see

This is still one of the best gags of all time and it's so era-specific

Drew more rocks, now there's extrusive and intrusive igneous rocks now :-]

My friend just sent me this t-shirt design and I need it so much.

I saw a lot of people send the original article my way, which i did not share because it seemed like obvious bullshit. Now that has been shown to be true. I know people are worried about AI stuff, but try to be a bit more careful about what's real and what's not.

Based on real interaction

Myusy, a festive sea slug, is a mascot for the coastal town of Hayama, in Kanagawa Prefecture. Myusy supports beach cleanups and activities to protect the marine environment.

Just so it's clear. It's not allowing AI because it's trying to create a clean dataset for training AI. It's not because any of the involved parties actually care about human created art. Demons can lie to you. You have to rebuke them categorically, rather than fold when they say the right words.

Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door. This is who it was:

drawing chibis of me in outfits i like wearing

I like that he's trying to give him the "Barack "Hussein" Obama" treatment as though his name isn't already Zohran Mamdani

Mamdani is going to bring him that snowglobe that plays "Memories" from CATS and we're going to get government grocery stores nationwide

if trump is as susceptible as people say (he is) then for one brief shining moment immediately after this meeting concludes and before he talks to anyone else donald trump will be a communist too

Emma Frost: Ugh, Selene. She likes her men like she likes her cocaine. Uncut. Jean Grey: You shouldn’t joke like that about something that’s ruined so many people’s lives. Emma Frost: Please, uncut men haven’t ruined that many people’s lives.

To anyone dismayed about not getting Muppet Knives Out don't worry because they basically already did that in 1979 with Liza Minnelli and it's a perfect (Emmy-nominated!) episode of TV that you can enjoy right now!

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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

~ timeline cleanse ~

math textbook covers for some reason:

some other familiar grocery store names that are brands for producer-owned agricultural co-ops: Blue Diamond Bob's Red Mill Land O'Lakes Tillamook Welch's

Karlach x Hellboy

The X-Men

dumb thought i had

Malcolm Ingram is trying to re-release Small Town Gay Bar, a really valuable documentary from the 00s about...well, small town gay bars in Mississippi. They have to rebuy all music rights etc. 10 days left, they're at 20k of 53k. Please give em a shout. www.kickstarter.com/projects/163...

to safely dispose of these hats, eat them. natural fibers — such as cotton, wool, silk, and linen — breakdown in the digestive track. synthetics do not. thus, if you eat your hat, the synthetics will pass through the other side. smush through the poop to find the synthetic fibers and recycle them.

Obviously your fictional characters can wear whatever you want, but if you're trying to make a standards-compliant Girl™ character, the one thing she absolutely cannot have is a normal size hat. It's gotta be either absurdly tiny or the biggest fucking hat you've ever seen; no half-measures allowed.

Every day someone new learns that Oscar Isaac was in a late 90s Christian ska band. Who will today’s person be.

I love drawing rocks

there's a reason epstein himself was a big fan of evopsych!! evopsych, sexology, phrenology--all of these are pseudosciences that seek to "naturalize" "render biological" what are actually patterns of SOCIAL violence that emerge from and in turn reproduce social-sexual hierarchies.

Haha! I have struck my own name from the Book of Life, and gained power unimaginable! Nothing can stop me now! Haha! This will not backfire! Hahaha! There's no way beauty, friendship, or love could be used to defeat me! Haha! Those things are stupid and only orphans of mysterious birth like them! Ha

ALT Text benefits everyone Alt text helps with accessibility, identifying/explaining elements you might not get to in your posts and makes your posts/work more discoverable - Make sure to toggle it on to “require alt text” in your settings

The reason the headline is "doom!" is because when you see what's already been done, you see that we can do more, which means things can get better, which means rich people's "it's over, no stopping this, might as well let us do what we want" manipulation might stop working. Can't have that.

TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence! Real conspiracies: To: conspirator From: famous person Attachment: evidence.png