Whadduptho

I knew these ICE dummies would never see that 50 bands, but finding out they aint even getting a direct deposit?? You dumb bitches causing all this chaos for free?!?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

And I just know a nigga who thinks libraries are for children don't wash his ass. You can't convince me he don't stink. Ugly, stink, and dumb.

A big part of why I'm the loveable pervert I am today

*clicks on website* "WANT 10% OFF?!" No, thank you. "Fine then, stupid bitch. Pay full price!" ❌️ "But give us your email 😄" Also, no. "Whatver, LOOK AT WHAT'S NEW ANYWAY!" *leaves website*

Expecting Glo to basically retire 9 siblings and both parents is idiotic. Get yo ass in the field.

Okay I'm just in a zone now and bored when I SHOULD be working. It's okay to not agree with auntie.

Baking sheet in the oven

I love being Black and queer, I just wish I'd accepted my queer-ness earlier in life.

my hobbies: - switching between the same three apps for hours - imagining myself in situations that will literally never exist

Y'all do realize ICE "backing down" means they're just gonna stick to terrorizin' minorities, right?

KNOW ME

Never let a hard time humble us. 🏁

we do not pay these educators enough. ITS NOT ENOUGH!

How i want my blessings to hit me this year

Wereheretonut is a crazy profile name, any way you slice it

Very much not feeling it today. Not here for the shenanigans, malarkey, or bullshit.

They say Ayahuasca makes you vomit and see God. You can do the same thing with Paul Masson behind a closed KFC around 2am.

#BlackSkyComedy Langston Kerman 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

"When one fed attempted to blow off the crowd by visibly watching basketball highlights on his phone, a protester shouted “You’re watching ads, you broke bitch! Kill yourself!” The federal agent returned to his room shortly thereafter." crimethinc.com/2026/01/27/t...

You (🫵🏿) Black man… have to go to the doctor

Parents be like "I moved out at 19" bro rent was 65 cents back then

Your talents are not an accident. You were given them for a reason. Step into your purpose boldly, opportunities will unfold when you walk in alignment with your calling.

Larry Nance Jr., forward for Cleveland Cavs

5'8.5

in case you're curious about how angry Minnesota is about ICE, it was -20 today

If I’m killed in the streets, please do not call for peace. Burn it all down. All. Of. It. I would not want peace. If anyone claims I’d want peace, beat that mfer ass first.

I need to be alone for certain periods of time or I violate my own rhythm

Ugh, I've been feeling extra fat lately, like I'm never gonna lose weight so I should be like dude at work who's probably closer to 400 lbs than 300 but still eats fast food for lunch everyday.

Y’all know you can unfollow people you don’t like, yeah?

I know you write a mean grocery list on the back of a utility bill with that handwriting 😅

I'm not a player, I just crush a lot.

If the government garnish yall wages for student loans when we ain't even got a Department of Education anymore I better see shit burning, no exceptions. If you dont stand for something you'll fall for anything and this country is testing the theory!

Cause she’s having a TIME!!

Never fake it!

Eldest crotch fruit: “well I mean it wouldn’t really be THAT bad if I got coal for Christmas. Fuel is expensive and I can sell it for a profit.” wtf BE NORMAL PLEASE 😭

Disgraced British comedian Russell Brand has been charged with new rape and sexual assault offenses

I don't want gen AI in my browser I don't want gen AI in my pc I don't want gen AI in my art I don't want gen AI in my games I don't want gen AI in my music I don't want gen AI in my movies I don't want gen AI in my books I don't want gen AI in my cart I don't want gen AI in my life

5'5"

making my own promo cause sumbody gotta pay my bills ✨

Eddie: "I got some FINE women on the way... My hair look ahiite?" Richard: "Muhfucka, fuck your HAIR! Why da fuck you wearing a belt on the OUTSIDE of ya t-shirt nigga?...and are those white, knee high boots?! WTF Eddie?"

I don't care what Carl Douglas says.... I refuse to believe that EVERYBODY, was kung-fu fighting. Everybody???? 🤣😭 That nigga saw a kung-fu movie, and just hit the studio.. and fucking, LIED. 😂😂

Absentee fathers!

"I SAAAAID... What you got on that light bill, my nigga?"

I really got nothing for this job over the next 2 weeks.

2025 stripped you back to the truth. it forced you to face yourself, drop the dead weight & walk away from anything built on fear. that was the clearing

2026 is the year you stop circling your potential & actually step into it

Watch out for these hobosexuals. They looking to "cuddle" at 11pm on a Tuesday. They are getting crafty lol. Hide your wallet.