Janelle Phonáe🩷♀️🧞♀️
@janellephonae.blacksky.app
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I come on here to yap - as the kids say.
I love me a good piece of a historical drama, but I tried to watch The Crown three separate times & have never finished the 2nd episode I do not understand how yall be raving about it.
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I just feel like...if you gon be a wigger in Black spaces the very least you could do is not speak ill of Black women. That's just me tho🤷🏿♀️
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9 days ago
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I might get stoned for this, but...
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27 days ago
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This is actually hilarious bc my favorite cousins' kids def absolutely call me auntie Same w/ my besties kids🤣🤣
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27 days ago
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What's the most down bad song you ever heard? Sista...you 🤏🏿 this close to a restaining order.
28 days ago
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Unless they white...in that case, I'm alerting the authorities.
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28 days ago
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"See you in Valhalla, brother🤓"
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about 1 month ago
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TJ the Chicago Kid
about 1 month ago
Y’all ever think about what you would look like if you had money? I’m doing ok now, but I could really turn some shit up with a hair stylist on retainer
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I have a regular server who memorized me & my wifes order🤣🤣🤣 Never too good for Longhorns
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about 1 month ago
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Pretty & Petty Jawn 😏
about 1 month ago
Not for nothing…these “protest” feel exactly like right after he won and all them wyt women were wearing/posting blue bracelets. Basically, it’s all for show and not really about any action. 🤷🏽♀️
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Yall, my dog is afraid of the damn dark.
about 1 month ago
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I never really know what's going on, I just be happy to be out prancing with my boo🤣🤣
about 1 month ago
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He called her a size queen. Call me Ms. Cleo🤣🤣🤣
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about 1 month ago
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This is deeply unwell behavior🤣🤣🤣 You: "You'd be better off, alone in your own space." ALSO you: "Blacksky will further segregate people."
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about 2 months ago
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Gay ppl being brought up unprompted is such closeted behavior. I hope that girl knows she's about to marry a homiesexual🤣🤣🤣
#loveisblind
about 2 months ago
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For anyone who's never worked a corporate job, watch Survivor. Down to the micro-aggressions, it's a 1:1
about 2 months ago
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My KitchenAid mixer is about to turn 10🥹
about 2 months ago
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Clark Kent
2 months ago
Happy September 21st to those that celebrate!!! 😃 💃🏾🕺🏾
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I seen a girl on TT say "if I was dark skinned, I probably wouldn't be a fan." Mentality of the average CB fan
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2 months ago
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And that's on freedom🙂↔️
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2 months ago
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I'm watching
#chiefofwar
on AppleTV & it's really crazy because there really isn't a corner of the Earth where the pale faces haven't gone & been a scourge to the people of that land. Is that not crazy to yall?!?
2 months ago
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I know why we all love Pepsi... But the red one taste better to me
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2 months ago
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Janelle Phonáe🩷♀️🧞♀️
CoolHTownGirl 🤠
2 months ago
SL Cleanse
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I went & caught the VID yall. I been ducking & dodging for FIVE YEARS😭
2 months ago
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Hearing Pimp C say "A bald head pussy aint shit...grow some hair & get legit" changed my life as a young tenderoni🤣🤣
3 months ago
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Adam's Apple... I rest my case🙂↔️
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3 months ago
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I'm sad about not being from or living in the Water Tribe, but if I'm being real....Fire is very fitting🤣🤣🤣
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3 months ago
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Even tho this is not the economy to be frivolously spending money, I decided to invest in a health & wellness doctor & a dermatologist. After 1 month my skin is damn near flawless & I lost 5 lbs.
3 months ago
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Skeet LaQueefah
3 months ago
FINALLY!!!!
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Sooo, I'm watching Fit For TV this docuseries about The Biggest Looser & OMG 😬😬 I vividly remember watching this & so many other reality TV shows with my parents in the early 2000's. On top of it being so degrading, ppl were literally risking their lives. WTF were we on???
3 months ago
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Name another song that mentions the word 'girl'
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4 months ago
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Now, what if I told you we're all definitely getting scammed as senior citizens? This is AI😭😭😭
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4 months ago
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Black Aziz Anansi
4 months ago
Make New Jack Swing Great Again
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I'm a vanilla girl through & through, but is Saltair REALLY that good?? Is it long lasting? I keep seeing it but haven't jumped yet.
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4 months ago
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Janelle Phonáe🩷♀️🧞♀️
AK
4 months ago
We’re about to enter a Great Depression while enduring endless climate catastrophes all because of *checks notes* racism
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Why nobody told me Bok Choy tastes like collards?
4 months ago
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I am so tired, but here I am...putting on this fake ass face for 8hrs a day every week so I can pay my rent. I want to scream, I want to cry, I want a girly drink & a 12 month all expense paid vacation w/ my wife.
4 months ago
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MimiSF
5 months ago
President Sheinbaum Pardo of Mexico 🇲🇽 sent firefighters to California during the last wildfire. And now they're in Texas doing search & rescue. I applaud Mexico for helping in these disasters. It's too bad America's president doesn't appreciate the basic concept of humanity.
#MexicoLove
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I'm on Delta flight 348 omw to see Beyonce & tell me the power & air shut off while we're waiting to take off? They're talking about "thank you for your patience while we bring out some techs" How about yall bring out a new plane??
5 months ago
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I'm really thinking about the fact that they really had us watch 80% of the show before we got a singular lovey dovey, episode with actual couples. Love Island really tried to ruin my summer
5 months ago
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Yall, I have a coworker clearly non Black who changed their Teams reactions to the skintone emojis (which I didn't even know you could do in Teams) to the darkest one. The same one I use on my phone... Am I trippin for feeling a type of way??
5 months ago
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Nic really said "you got me straight trippin boo"😭😭😭
#LoveIslandUSA
5 months ago
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Janelle Phonáe🩷♀️🧞♀️
SupaAfroGyrl
5 months ago
We scroll through unfiltered thoughts, collecting some, leaving no secrets. Digital dynasties cash in on our
#hamartia
— the social creatures we are.
#vss365
#writer
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"Would it have been that bad if I wasn't pretty🥺"
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5 months ago
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Janelle Phonáe🩷♀️🧞♀️
domi
5 months ago
a 25 years old man asking “i can’t be a kid”……..wrap this shit up man
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I'm so glad Olandria got it off her chest. She has been so gracious when none of that consideration was given back to her.
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5 months ago
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I might be projecting, but I think the Casa girls felt a little threatened by how warm the welcome was for Olandria. They paid her dust the whole time she was over there.
#loveislandusa
5 months ago
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I wonder how iften Zak has talked his way out of 😻? Like, yes he's cute, but, omg shut up
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5 months ago
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ℓαყ
5 months ago
i can’t imagine raising a child and they grow up to become an ice agent.
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Janelle Phonáe🩷♀️🧞♀️
Kirby w/ the Good Hair
5 months ago
Good morning! Now clear it out
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