Why am I watching Life Size 2?🤣🤣🤣🤣

I love me a good piece of a historical drama, but I tried to watch The Crown three separate times & have never finished the 2nd episode I do not understand how yall be raving about it.

I just feel like...if you gon be a wigger in Black spaces the very least you could do is not speak ill of Black women. That's just me tho🤷🏿‍♀️

I might get stoned for this, but...

This is actually hilarious bc my favorite cousins' kids def absolutely call me auntie Same w/ my besties kids🤣🤣

What's the most down bad song you ever heard? Sista...you 🤏🏿 this close to a restaining order.

Unless they white...in that case, I'm alerting the authorities.

"See you in Valhalla, brother🤓"

Y’all ever think about what you would look like if you had money? I’m doing ok now, but I could really turn some shit up with a hair stylist on retainer

I have a regular server who memorized me & my wifes order🤣🤣🤣 Never too good for Longhorns

Not for nothing…these “protest” feel exactly like right after he won and all them wyt women were wearing/posting blue bracelets. Basically, it’s all for show and not really about any action. 🤷🏽‍♀️

Yall, my dog is afraid of the damn dark.

I never really know what's going on, I just be happy to be out prancing with my boo🤣🤣

He called her a size queen. Call me Ms. Cleo🤣🤣🤣

This is deeply unwell behavior🤣🤣🤣 You: "You'd be better off, alone in your own space." ALSO you: "Blacksky will further segregate people."

Gay ppl being brought up unprompted is such closeted behavior. I hope that girl knows she's about to marry a homiesexual🤣🤣🤣 #loveisblind

For anyone who's never worked a corporate job, watch Survivor. Down to the micro-aggressions, it's a 1:1

My KitchenAid mixer is about to turn 10🥹

Happy September 21st to those that celebrate!!! 😃 💃🏾🕺🏾

I seen a girl on TT say "if I was dark skinned, I probably wouldn't be a fan." Mentality of the average CB fan

And that's on freedom🙂‍↔️

I'm watching #chiefofwar on AppleTV & it's really crazy because there really isn't a corner of the Earth where the pale faces haven't gone & been a scourge to the people of that land. Is that not crazy to yall?!?

I know why we all love Pepsi... But the red one taste better to me

SL Cleanse

I went & caught the VID yall. I been ducking & dodging for FIVE YEARS😭

Hearing Pimp C say "A bald head pussy aint shit...grow some hair & get legit" changed my life as a young tenderoni🤣🤣

Adam's Apple... I rest my case🙂‍↔️

I'm sad about not being from or living in the Water Tribe, but if I'm being real....Fire is very fitting🤣🤣🤣

Even tho this is not the economy to be frivolously spending money, I decided to invest in a health & wellness doctor & a dermatologist. After 1 month my skin is damn near flawless & I lost 5 lbs.

FINALLY!!!!

Sooo, I'm watching Fit For TV this docuseries about The Biggest Looser & OMG 😬😬 I vividly remember watching this & so many other reality TV shows with my parents in the early 2000's. On top of it being so degrading, ppl were literally risking their lives. WTF were we on???

Name another song that mentions the word 'girl'

Now, what if I told you we're all definitely getting scammed as senior citizens? This is AI😭😭😭

Make New Jack Swing Great Again

I'm a vanilla girl through & through, but is Saltair REALLY that good?? Is it long lasting? I keep seeing it but haven't jumped yet.

We’re about to enter a Great Depression while enduring endless climate catastrophes all because of *checks notes* racism

Why nobody told me Bok Choy tastes like collards?

I am so tired, but here I am...putting on this fake ass face for 8hrs a day every week so I can pay my rent. I want to scream, I want to cry, I want a girly drink & a 12 month all expense paid vacation w/ my wife.

President Sheinbaum Pardo of Mexico 🇲🇽 sent firefighters to California during the last wildfire. And now they're in Texas doing search & rescue. I applaud Mexico for helping in these disasters. It's too bad America's president doesn't appreciate the basic concept of humanity. #MexicoLove #TeAmo

I'm on Delta flight 348 omw to see Beyonce & tell me the power & air shut off while we're waiting to take off? They're talking about "thank you for your patience while we bring out some techs" How about yall bring out a new plane??

I'm really thinking about the fact that they really had us watch 80% of the show before we got a singular lovey dovey, episode with actual couples. Love Island really tried to ruin my summer

Yall, I have a coworker clearly non Black who changed their Teams reactions to the skintone emojis (which I didn't even know you could do in Teams) to the darkest one. The same one I use on my phone... Am I trippin for feeling a type of way??

Nic really said "you got me straight trippin boo"😭😭😭 #LoveIslandUSA

We scroll through unfiltered thoughts, collecting some, leaving no secrets. Digital dynasties cash in on our #hamartia— the social creatures we are. #vss365 #writer #prompt

"Would it have been that bad if I wasn't pretty🥺"

a 25 years old man asking “i can’t be a kid”……..wrap this shit up man #loveislandusa

I'm so glad Olandria got it off her chest. She has been so gracious when none of that consideration was given back to her. #loveislandusa

I might be projecting, but I think the Casa girls felt a little threatened by how warm the welcome was for Olandria. They paid her dust the whole time she was over there. #loveislandusa

I wonder how iften Zak has talked his way out of 😻? Like, yes he's cute, but, omg shut up #loveislandusa

i can’t imagine raising a child and they grow up to become an ice agent.