sign tap

Shadow of the Colossus (2005)

I will never vote for this man in a general election. If you vote for him in a primary whatever happens is on you.

If John Rocker didn’t exist Danny McBride would have invented him

continuing to beg people to learn what ketamine is

this is a work of art

doggo, trash panda, things of that nature

also, since i've apparently started a Gun Conversation on bluesky again: -i don't love that I have to live in a country where I own firearms to defend myself and wish that was different -i am not going to unilaterally disarm, particularly as an LGBT person who is active in politics

this guy is my spirit animal i played sax in middle/high school, but my senior year for solo & ensemble my band teacher let me play the gong with the percussion ensemble on the piece Saber Dance we advanced to the state competition and got a 1st

you are the all singing all dancing crap of the world

how many rehearsal of this piece must it have take before that guy stopped flinching every time the hammer hit the block right behind his head

lol

and another thing: i'm not enron. please don't put in the newspaper that i am enron.

this is what the final boss at Ponderosa says to you

big tent, amirite

wait how did he get into my party

i feel like not nearly enough people have seen the CSPAN video footage of Biden touching kids youtu.be/V4PLSPvJ9BY

rfk jr moaning in olivia nuzzi's ear

bill clinton is like the forrest gump of getting his dick sucked

Pope getting amped up watching Ari Gold fire a bunch of people before walking into the headquarters of Opus Dei.

human life existing for as long as it has is a fucking miracle

@markpocan.bsky.social continuing to be the GOAT

me: ugh, fine Ralph Fiennes: exactly!

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time.

Captain, my name is Don Keefer. That's Elliot Hirsch and that's Sloan Sabbith. We work for Atlantis Cable News. And we wanted you and your first officer and Flight Attendant Crazy Lady to be the first ones on this plane to know that coronary heart disease killed Dick Cheney for you tonight.

vlad

[turning chair around to sit on it backwards] you know who else they said was dead on the field and miraculously rose again

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY INSANE

The Toe Tap

WALK OFF BALK WALK OFF BALK DO IT AND BE LEGENDS

OH MY GOD

as a cis sister to trans women, it's on fucking sight Brianna

oh my fucking god

hell yeah, sluts rock

*extremely zack de la rocha voice* POSTING ON THE SKYLINE WITH A PUSSY FULLA WASPS

my problem is that whenever I try to break news to a friend, I lead it with a still image of Don telling the pilot they got Osama

pointing to the bleachers like babe ruth before i jack off

When you’ve pissed off WeRateDogs so much they’re calling you “fucking losers” on Main you have absolutely lost all merit in the court of public opinion