MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down TRUMP: Uh huh MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade? TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom

Lmao

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Gonna show this to anyone who tells me I need to vote for Newson to save America or some shit.

"they're lolcowing stancil" I immediately push several nerds into the world's largest locker and lock it tight with the world's strongest lock and a security guard instructed to shoot the Lockpicking Lawyer on sight. I plug in 40 white noise machines so that discourse may never escape that tomb.

"your latte will freeze before you reach the first intersection!" "then I'll see you in staten island!"

it's-a me, mario. i got-a big-a family. i got-a

Rodney Creech is the Les Wexner of Wesley Dinguses

Haunting simply haunting

kachow kachow 2: the kachowing kachow 3: the sequel to kachow 2

weatherman@server:~$ cat dogthoughts/walk-evening-2025-09-27.txt

the timeline is delightful today, folks

TWMTYIALC is my favorite post rock band from the mid 00's, glad to see them getting some recognition

@zine-kwa-non.bsky.social @lixton.bsky.social @bookon.bsky.social i know none of you but apparently we are pod friends

it's always the counties you suspect most

Awful day yesterday. So first, all these assholes get on the wrong bus

8th graders would call him Greg Garfield until he cried

🚨"I'm a nurse...my brown patients are choosing to stop chemo because they do not want to be abducted." -ICE protester tells JT Cestkowski about sick Minnesotans foregoing cancer treatment because of ICE terror. LIVE NOW ⬇️

I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place

I uh, un-recommend Best Bus

i think gavin newsom fucking sucks and if you ever try to guilt me into voting for him i’ll scream

houston has the opportunity to do the funniest thing

i love watching the discovery cascade down my timeline and every response being basically this

a reminder, again, that AltNPS is a grifter account run by people who have no affiliation with the National Park Service and indeed who never did have any affiliation with the National Park Service. They have no sources, they have no information, they are purely there to scam you.

not best podcast. what have we done to ourselves

[Al Michaels calling the kick return from Dark Knight Rises] would you look at that. meanwhile you got uh. Ward. how do you figure

me in the cheese aisle in any grocer outside of wisconsin

Starfish (1999) - by Peter Watts

My grandma chose to end her life, after being refused euthanasia. I didn't think it was relevant to the story, which was about how you will never stop pissing, no matter how little you drink, but I now feel the need to clarify.

Four Non Blondes are on New Year's Rockin' Eve So that's enough excuse to post this youtu.be/FR7wOGyAzpw?...

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor

continuing to tap the "i will never vote for gavin newsom" sign

sign tap

Shadow of the Colossus (2005)

I will never vote for this man in a general election. If you vote for him in a primary whatever happens is on you.

If John Rocker didn’t exist Danny McBride would have invented him