hell yeah, sluts rock

*extremely zack de la rocha voice* POSTING ON THE SKYLINE WITH A PUSSY FULLA WASPS

my problem is that whenever I try to break news to a friend, I lead it with a still image of Don telling the pilot they got Osama

pointing to the bleachers like babe ruth before i jack off

When you’ve pissed off WeRateDogs so much they’re calling you “fucking losers” on Main you have absolutely lost all merit in the court of public opinion

@uwbadgers.bsky.social i am on my hands and knees begging here

Praise baby Jesus

FLY THE L!

Pink Pony Cubs

orphan spreadsheet machine

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th [Sun rises] [Sun keeps getting bigger] BUCK: yes [World engulfed by flames] BUCK: oh god yes

once again bringing this over from the other place for posterity

CW: protester being struck in the head by a pepper ball Footage I took earlier of the moment Reverend David Black, a regular protester outside of the Broadview Detention Center, was shot in the head with a pepper ball by ICE agents on the roof of the facility.

I feel like this evergreen 4chan post is pretty relevant in this era of “Trump is sending the military into American cities” and how that as a plan is simply theater and bound to fail

this is my political affiliation now

you will have a point once ai is able to pass the turing test, no human alive is without adequate food and shelter, and these new data centers aren't decreasing the quality of life for the communities they are built in

In 50 years you're gonna start doin' some thinkin' on your own and you're going to come up with the fact that there are two certainties in life: one, don't eat that, and two, you dropped $100 on a fuckin' overcooked 80/20 burger you could have got for $5.99/lb from Roman at Bert's Meats

I honestly don't know if this seems like a meltdown. At this point it seems like a calculated choice.

meanwhile at the Riyadh Comedy Festival

I have since removed my fave/repost and will reapply accordingly.

They are grift compatible

This is the single most overrated image on the internet. Pisses me off how every time I see it, it has thousands of Likes.

i hope those nfl guardian caps keep getting bigger and bigger until it looks like someone accidentally turned big head mode on when playing nfl blitz

Full video since YouTube removed it

i just assumed pico just looked like that when it falls off the pico tree

Skubaldi Toilet

The plural is Jennifers Chastain

It is a nonstop outrage and embarrassment to be represented by Ron Johnson

listen up Fuckos (complementary)

I need to be completely certain about his age, not just Leguizalmost

cw: nfl i'm sorry, did i just hear ryan fitzpatrick say "show them your tits"?

a good arbiter of how close we are to bad hybrid regime shit is if the political comedy shows start getting pulled for whatever reason

It's time to establish the Underwater Basket Weaving major

BREAKING NEWS: Transgender person stepped foot on Utah college campus less than three months before Charlie Kirk assassination

we need to bring back pun-based pornstar names, woke has gone too far

"gunny, i have a new recruiting pitch"

her: this is the worst date ever me: *eating fettuccine alfredo with my bare hands but also it's 9/11* can you elaborate

@normcharlatan.bsky.social third base coach: yeah i gave him the hit and run sign, super fuckin' obvious, just like you asked for boss manager: oh god oh fuck

Posted with permission - Bree got suspended for posting news. So much for free speech on Bluesky.

bury yourself with him like an egyptian slave