I get to see Okada wrestle this weekend.

Do they know how depressing this ad is?

It always bugs me in Wicked. Why does Glinda think Elphaba actually melts from water? Did Elphaba never once take a shower while they were roommates?

Get to finally see a live AEW show! They always sold out too fast before but I snagged one for #WorldsEnd

Did someone say 619? Booyaka!

the #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. Getting chubby and gray? Way ahead of you buddy

The true whammagedon

Neti Pots. Is your mucus lonely? Why not give it some salt particles to hang out with.

Neti pots. Do you have a cold or sinus pressure and also want to experience what it would feel like to drown? Then boy do I have a product for you.

“I don’t care what anyone says, I like that movie.”

I'd support the Man in the Stairs for FBI director.

NEW MUPPET SHOW PREMIERING FEBRUARY!

The defense "He didn't have anything to do with the editorial content" doesn't explain why he didn't think there was anything wrong with the words he was reading.

Single Female Lawyer Fighting for her clients Wearing sexy mini skirts And being self reliant

It's been a weird journey to learn on here that Rob Reiner was dead...and then not hear that he was potentially murdered by his son until the next day.

A shooting is so rare in other countries that it makes national news, meanwhile we have so many in a week they only get a five minute mention at the top of the local 10 o'clock

Know what's annoying, @mcuban.bsky.social, since you think single payer would be so inconvenient My employer insurance has changed every year for the last ten years. I have to reenroll in a new plan every December, and the rates and coverage are always worse so I make a little less money every year

Today's Connections is rated as a 3.3/5 difficulty The "straightforward" clue requires a knowledge of very esoteric fashion terms I fear the day they publish a 5/5

@rerez.net will never run out of material so long as people keep shoving quadruple digits of ROM hacks on a single hard drive. Saw three Meta ads in a row for three different pirate handhelds. Meta does not give a flip about it.

Maybe the real The Queen of Versailles was the friends we made along the way

Oh you broke ranks and squandered your politically advantageous position on the government shutdown, and the audacious gambit resulted in the most obvious outcome imaginable? You really are a Democrat.

This made me smile

The Alamo's Godzilla popcorn bucket is seems unwieldy but awesome

After being advised to reintroduce warmer autumnal colors to my closet, I came across this sweater in a Goodwill So now I'm going full college professor for the office Christmas gathering

People behind him holding signs saying "Bigger Paychecks" while he talks about how they shouldn't buy toys for their kids...two weeks before Christmas

Do you cry when the key change hits during the Test Drive theme in How to Train Your Dragon or are you surviving this year better than I am?

What kind of autism do I have? The kind that thinks it would be amazing to do karaoke and do this version of the song and doesn't understand that no one else would be interested in that youtu.be/5vRlJrkxsqo?...

Pointes by Kandinsky

The seal is for peace and the gorilla is for staying awake the longest.

The enemy of my enemy better be me, or else I'm wasting valuable hate

When your Grinch photo op gets a cease and desist but you are using that costume, dammit

Big Nick not only put out one of the best albums of the year full of very personal and relevant songs, he is also back to what he does just as well, stringing together a deep twisted narrative underneath catchy as hell "novelty songs"

oh, yeah. i get it. strong floor, no ceiling. it's so you can visibly stack up all the bodies when millions lose their health care.

This post deserves more likes

Every Christmas, I am reminded that Christine Baranski chose The Grinch to be the movie where she went supernova and I love her for that

Just catching up with the budget coverage in the papers.

the Chicago Bears are now 9-3 and remain in first place after defeating the defending super bowl champions. Thats the Chicago Bears, from Chicago.

remora like these have a very, very, VERY lax definition of "work" because it's all cozy meetings and social lunches and paid-for business trips while being transported and fed by others not being on your damn feet for eight or more hours, driving to/from work yourself, fixing your own meals...

I'm like Chandler Bing I don't think 95% of my friends and family can actually name my job

NBC still refuses to just show floats and balloons during their Macy's broadcast

Mr Fantasy is going to be on a Macy's float? That is amazing

Happy Turkey Day #mst3k

My phone right now has no working wifi chip so it is only ever using cell service, and it gets stuck on a reset loop if I ever don't have audio running on it so I have to keep a low white noise app running at all times to keep it from burning out its battery But I'm riding it until it dies

good work guys you picked a fight in which Dems can stand up out of their permanent defensive crouch and go “our guy is a fucking astronaut and you’re an alcoholic tv host”

Checking emails with the visCOSity

I am from nowhere And I have accomplished nothing

It's that time of year