I've cut back on soda and snacking big time, reduced portions where possible and it SUCKS. But I've lost five pounds at least

It's always tempting when I reach the end of a Schitt's Creek rebinge to just start the next one but spacing them out makes each one special

Today's @bandlegame.bsky.social is extra tricky because the REMIX of the song is probably more easily identifiable than the original arrangement

They are playing Kit Wilson's entrance theme in the bar 🤣 #wrestling

What would Brian Boitano do?

Kaiju sighting

This....is... hilarious "Please give us back our 40 billion imaginary dollars, thank you."

If I was ChatGPT and my product literally never returned a single cent being put into it's development, I probably wouldn't have paid for multiple Super Bowl ad campaigns

Great staging, high energy dancing, surprise appearances, a throughline of things that clearly would resonate with Bad Bunny's story and culture, well done all around. And I'm sure redneckapalooza was also a thing that happened

That de-aged Dunkin commercial is nightmare fuel

I know some of you will be curious enough about the TPUsa show to see how awful it is But don't That still counts as attention Just let them sit in their own little piss puddle

This is the thing - his Christian apologists talk about God working through "flawed" vessels, but he isn't flawed - he is only flaw. He isn't a sinner, he is sin itself. And he appeals to the evil in their own complex human natures.

Waaaaa? Big Nick at the Big Game!

No One Said It Would Be Easy by Cloud Cult youtu.be/mS-EfBdDNW8?...

no new pictures where are you at mentally

This use of technology implies that Laura Dern is not ageless and stunning and I find that incredibly offensive

Big fan of the idea of the RiffTrax crew getting back into the MST3K brand proper, it's like nature healing

I have written nothing in two years

It is at least refreshing to see that YES Everyone did indeed love Catherine O'Hara just as much as me And that she was even nicer in person than I would have hoped

Learning that nearly every awful thing in the last two decades had the input of one man because the conspiracy theorists were right they just weren't willing to admit about what.

Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.

Catherine O'Hara now? Really? WHY IS IT NEVER HIM?!

I now know Don Lemon for two things Being arrested in clear violation of the First Amendment And getting absolutely wasted on a New Year's Eve broadcast

Is anyone participating in tomorrow's proposed general strike? www.businessinsider.com/general-stri...

Wow, the White House is so shaken by the turn in the public mood that they thought Chuck Schumer might actually rise up and "seize this moment" to get meaningful concessions. That's how panicked they are. They thought Chuck Schumer would do something.

I turned on a workout routine last night and it turned out to be "Oops All Squats" so today my body is scared every time I have to bend down for something

My Schitt's Creek rewatch has finally reached Patrick's debut ♥️

"And we'll call that database Bluesky."

Billy Graham Ministries just paid for primetime commercial space during the ABC Nightly News. So guess their usual methods of scamming people hasn't been working lately

Seeing that Big Nick changed his display name to "Former FBI Deputy Director" made me laugh for a straight minute

To be fair, "Fuck you Ted." is how most people end their conversations with Cruz

lol yeah these are the same guys who tweet about how scary the subway is & say they’re being genocided because somebody working the checkout lane said happy holidays and now they are all LARPing as Frank Castle just to get ran outta town by grandmas & people playing fiddles

They can't spread joy and joy isn't really a twee thing but it's what makes you get up in the morning, it's what you're living for - fascists live only to die, but we live to help others live too. Ultimately they cannot sustain a movement, but we can.

I wonder if I’ll ever stop being angry all of the time.

At the end of the day, the Black Lives Matter era was about whether people should be killed in the street, and lots of people decided yeah and put those little blue flags on their cars. It spread to everyone because it stopped for no one.

Seriously though Lea Thompson in Back to the Future ♥️

I can't wait for someone watching Stardom for the first time to encounter the joshi phenomenon of falling in love at first sight with the cutest girl you've ever seen while she does a fully choreographed dance and then watching her kick someone's head clean off and bath in their blood.

Every day worse than the last. youtu.be/T3CunfPYkME?...

Bok Woodman/Severus Snape: Friendzoned to Death.

I love that Glinda and Elphaba digivolve on this DVD cover

@thealanden.bsky.social needs to jump on this as a new series title

Why do you keep thinking about the guy who has been on TV ten hours a day for the last twelve years and never gives any of us even a single second of respite, just let it go bro

I, too, was once trapped on a bus. Because I didn't know that the driver was counting halfway down the curb from the sign as the stop, so I didn't push the door open and had to ride two whole extra blocks up Michigan Avenue.

Man Zootopia 2 does NOT deserve to be the top-grossing animated film

Starting a fresh binge of Schitt's Creek, been too long

The price of eggs doesn't matter if some GED wife beating federal shock trooper shoots you in the face on the way to the store

Swift jumping instead of diving could end up being the difference maker Also probably ended his chance of having children with that shot to the balls

They want to stop the ones who want a rock to wind a string around But everybody wants a rock to wind a piece of string around

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy.