I don't know who the heck Treaty Oak Revival is but there sure are a lot of college age kids in sleeveless shirts getting off the train to go see them tonight

If you put a slide puzzle in your game and don't include some sort of "auto complete" option, you are a bad person

Belgium is now known for chocolate and kicking the absolute dogshit out of the American team

I hope Mexico beats England today as revenge for Mexico week on the Great British Bake-off

How do you reach across the aisle to a whole group of people who don't think it's believable that Lupita Nyong'o was cast as a legendarily beautiful character

I'm not even an underachiever. I am a nonachiever

Someone call in @nicklutsko.bsky.social, we got a BOAT PARADE

"He is empathetically not part of the team " I am Larry.

I'm not a soccer fan but hot damn that was a great game. Cape Verde are the people's champions

Saw an article where someone asked Pierre Coffin if there would ever be female Minions, and he said "They would just look the same as the other Minions" Confirmed: Minions are gender-fluid

Happy day after pride.

I think Supergirl would be doing better if it hadn't ended up stuck between Toy Story and Minions taking in the families trying to escape the heat dome

Hope @nicklutsko.bsky.social makes another stop in Chicagoland some day, I just missed him last time and he's been blowing up ever since!

I am an A- student from a farm school, I was bound for nothing.

I don't believe submechaniphobia exists anywhere but in short form videos

This week's #Gamechanger is hilarious start to finish

Turns out drinking two canned cocktails back to back while swimming and having not slept in two weeks is a bad idea

I am an unspectacular person

Taskmaster finally pulling the trigger on an Ayoade series

Listen up, tornado, it's Stanley Cup night, so please kindly fuck back off into the sky

Sad Very very sad

Not going to lie, any time in the James Gunn Superman they used an interpolation of the original Williams themes, it made me tear up youtu.be/QkeLGnAr36A?...

I make lives worse by being in them, so that's a fun fact

Worthless.

Sad.

All I do is make the world worse.

Got a surprise BCBS refund check from some class action thing, which luckily enough at least covers back about half of what I paid this weekend at the emergency vet clinic.

We said goodbye to Bernard today. He got very sick within the past month, and at 14 years old he didn't deserve to go through surgeries and biopsies and scans and multiple blood draws. He deserved getting served a full charcuterie board and then snuggled while he fell asleep

McBride and Young MC are out. Your move, Flo Rida

Pick a Bond villain from the photos you already have on your phone (if you feel like it)

We are so lost in the digital/AI slop age that it is now disruptive to sell a To-Do List

That looks annoying as hell to get popcorn out of

GODSPEED YOU! PSYCHOSEXUAL BREAKDOWN

Gina Carano probably made more for the 18 seconds she spent walking up to Ronda Rousey to get armbarred than she did for that weird Ben Shapiro frontier movie or whatever it was

Pick a Bond from the photos you already have on your phone.

First console played: Atari XEGS First console owned: Atari XEGS First console that made me properly fall in love with games: NES First console that was just mine rather than shared: Gameboy Advance First console I bought with my own money: Gameboy Advance

There's "indie band" and then there's "so indie they aren't even on AllMusic" and that's the good shit

I don't know if a neti pot has ever actually cleared out my sinuses, but they have allowed me to confront my intense fear of drowning

A Reddit thread is either a supportive lovefest or a swarm of angry fire ants

I did a joke at an open mic once that your balls are the Rosencrantz and Gildenstern of sex, they are just sort of there while the main action happens

Am I right in understanding that the "John Cena Classic Championship" is a tournament that you don't have to win to win? Stupid.

In the Road Warrior future, trading a gallon of gasoline for two bottles of Gatorade

The Residents are like if They Might Be Giants actually wrote music that matched their lyrics

Gen Z Has Killed The 'Milennials Are Killing This Industry' Industry || My latest, for the Guardian

Sort of having a Clark Griswold moment where last year around this time I got a pay bonus and I thought it might be an annual thing and was really banking on it to keep afloat And I just realized that it's probably not happening

I mean yeah if they don’t care about the other thing, they obviously don’t care about reviews.