Sometimes my friends ask me what I mean when I say Onion snuggles “aggressively” so I got photo documentation

hell yeah

for his nisse, there’s a fine line between love and hate

レッキスを吸う王様

You don't wanna mess with me

While digging through my Game Boy carts last night I found what might be my favorite bootleg find. The title and label really capture what I love about unofficial releases.

Darwin is really determined to share Ripley’s box. It’s going… okay.

“WHY WAS THERE ONLY ONE GRINCH?” I scream, as federal agents push me into a black SUV

I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises

Is the Grinch his own species or are there other grinches? Like does he have a cousin named Pam who sells real estate

wonder how many hugs I can get at this funeral before someone asks how I know the deceased.

I would like to bring over my theory for solving America’s deadly roads. I call it the “Gay Truck Rule” and it would save thousands of lives every year.

(doing a stupid maneuver) this works too. It’s another way to do it

Rich, obsessed-with-youth guy: I actually had a test done and I have the same follicle density as an angora rabbit. My adult teeth are actually falling out and baby teeth are coming back in. Person writing a profile on him: SO cool you look awesome. You don’t look like you just came off a conveyor.

Dunno why mobsters are always threatening this. It looks lovely

Does anybody have cardboard boxes to spare? I'm helping my dad move and he luvs 2 breakdance.

Sid is just fine in his box, thanks

We found a miniature chaise lounge in red velvet and Fern is in love.

I hate when you’re playing Monopoly and you land in jail and you’re having a conjugal visit with your wife and Nana starts crying

In THIS hammer economy?

People will say it came out of nowhere and this is the nowhere they're talking about.

anyone wanna give me money for doing nothing? i'm really good at it i will do nothing for u all day

Losing my mind

Annnd the tree is growling

Damon Albarn and Jamie Hewlett casually confirming that 2D of Gorillaz is non-binary now is not what I expected from this album promotion cycle but y’know, yeah, cool, good for them!

Apparently all the humor of “I’ll have what she’s having” is lost at the pharmacy. Smh.

oh to ponder #pokemon #bulbasaur

Oh my. All the Christmas kittens

Phonics the Speech-hog

The Epic of Gilgamesh is historically significant as the world's first Yaoi

i stand by this statement every year

I want to do wolphinaud week still but it’s so busy at work i don’t have time to do gposes when I get home 🫠 maybe I can try to write stuff when I have time? But I don’t think any of it would be any good ahdhagsgaydhav

bunny pet owners be like

This handy flowchart is for any fellow cis people out there who have someone in their lives who come out to them as trans.

寒い。ベットから出ないぞ（決心）

To celebrate Umamusume: Pretty Derby’s win for Best Mobile Game at The Game Awards 2025, all players have been sent an SSR ticket! Congratulations, *checks notes* UmamAsume!

If the light from Raziel’s spellbook isn’t enough, you can use this gacha crystal desktop LED for more light! It has 7 colors, but we figure you already know which color you’re leaving it on. 13.5 cm tall and 10.6 cm in diameter, 3800 yen each.

the half life subreddit is killing me

Eau de Seox (Six) Top: Guaiac Wood, Mandarin Middle: Lily of the Valley, Incense, Patchouli Last: Musk, Cedar Wood, Labdanum Seox thousand yen

After the success of the Dragon Knights’ ID photo shoot stickers last year, we’re back with another set! Here are Sandalphon and Lucifer trying to get decent ID photos with mixed results for 800 yen each. (The sheet is not perforated, so they recommend using scissors)

Belial and Lucilius also try to horn in on the action in their own photo booth set, also 800 yen each.

year three of not being able to keep a tree inside coming up

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Capt. Jones and I'll be your pilot today and, uh damn that's a lot of buttons. That's a lot of fucking buttons

One must imagine Sisyphus vengeful

🌟 rolling 🌈 rolling 🎶 rolling 🌐

my husband was just leaving the house and said "Donnie. you're in charge" ??

i cant decide between vanilla middie face or using the same makeup/sculpt i use for dahlia (ok i use this sculpt also for casi-a, but with a different makeup) for her azem and i need to decide soon for a ref sheet looool