Them: are you stupid??? Me:

Grandma & grandpa sending a selfie to the family group chat:

A trans person drawing on a statue with chalk got comment from the Home Secretary and coverage on TV and in all the main papers. A female Green MP being harassed and abused in the street by transphobes gets nothing... #JustProtectingWomen

The reason the middle-class media has not reported Hannah Spencer being attacked by right-wing transphobes is that it needs to preserve the nice, coffeee-round-the-kitchen-table, middle-class view of transphobia, not the thuggish fascist reality.

"the pokemon should stay on all fours" you rejected meganium. you lie as easily as you breathe

happy international women's day

Who else cute and aced their hearing test today?

i know slay the spire is a big deal but i didn't expect the sequel to be "crashing steam's ability to process payments like silksong" big

Joani Reid who suggested Corbyn was a Russian asset despite zero evidence? Her husband? Ah fuck, she's gonna be LIVID. metro.co.uk/2026/03/04/l...

"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard

Hearing about this new trend. It's called brown hair

mans so happy to reveal CLINT

Happy Faith Wake Up From Her Coma day to all who celebrate ✨

"You get out your 'Fascism for Dummies' book for the 15 things you do, and we tried to include as many of them as we could in the most artful way possible. How were we supposed to know that this clown car in Washington was going to basically use the same book that we used?" #Andor #StarWars

Breaking: Pro-Genocide Company Puts Ecologically Deadly Plagiarism Manager In Charge Of Its Xbox Division.

regarding the recent news

i love them

Not a *single* game from Bluepoint since PS acquired them. They legitimately put out the best remasters for a decade for Sony, Sony acquired them, then decided to put them on a live service game they then cancelled and now are shutting them down. What fucking clowns are making decisions?

RE Bluepoint: Having a studio that is expert at remakes, working for a publisher with an insanely deep backlog of beloved classics, was always a recipe for printing money at a steady cadence. Leave them alone and they print money forever, little or no opportunity cost. Come the fuck on

Me whenever I have to communicate with other human beings #anxiety

I still can't believe MGS4 is coming to New platforms. HOW did it beat infamous and infamous 2???? Idk how Sony didn't get Bluepoint to do the same thing they did with the Uncharted trilogy. HOW did MGS4 escape with such worse chances?!? Happy to see the Old Man alive and dying once again!

THIS IS WHAT IT DOES. IT'S THE WHOLE FEATURE.

me in any conversation about anything lately:

Become ungovernable

Hahaha got three hours sleep I'm going insaaaane

haven't been able to sleep for 28 hours but still made it out for valentimes

we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

The game you are about to play is a product of its time. It may depict the PS3, which was commonplace in society. These depictions were wrong then and are wrong today.

If nothing else, you know Wes will be absolutely fizzing at this.

They're calling HRT a "sex-rejecting procedure" now. I guess that means my wife gives me HRT every night!

please give us more personal data please please please please c’mon you’re being so mean dude. we only got breached like three times. we’re NOT going to sell it man please please please plus its for like safety? so you’re the one who looks stupid right now come on pleaaaaaase just one data point bro

I never noticed this either.

This is bleak: Jes Staley, currently CEO of Barclays, reassuring Epstein that popular revolt against financial elites is unlikely because capitalism and pop culture have defanged social movements, leaving people more invested in consumption than justice.

Do you think Dixie has body image issues

Okay but Zack Polanski has been coming out with bangers

WWWWWWHHAAAAAT?? YA KNOW, JUST A CASUAL MONSTER RANCHER HOP-A-BOUT RERELEASE ANNOUNCEMENT

The DISRESPECT to Dannii Minogue I just witnessed on that stage send them both home.

Both Microsoft and Anthropic are both openly admitting how much harm their products will cause to education and yet universities are still "yes, this sounds good, it saves us the whole bother of teaching".

I hope I don’t need to say this but do not install a fucking protest app. Ever.

presenting: the mine for when you want to kill every member of weezer in a 60 degree arc within a distance of 50 to 100 metres

I asked my husband what he’s doing and he said, “listening to binaural beats to regrow your foreskin to”