for iphone users, if you very suddenly regret NOT turning off biometric unlock, press the lock button on the side 5 times in row - this will lock your phone and require the passcode before biometric unlock can be used again, preventing police from using your face to unlock it against your will.

more and more people are saying this

We’ve got the Onion Newsvan circling the cursed UFC fight outside the White House.

Joe Rogan ate the experimental 3-course-meal chewing gum and is halfway in his transformation into a blueberry.

The main reason I’ve become such a “air conditioning is an essential life saving technology” advocate is because I was horrified to find out how many people seem to think that letting millions die during heat waves without it is better “for the greater good” of slowing climate change.

cities are great BECAUSE of all the crazy people. in a suburb the crazies are all so isolated, they get to writing manifestos and shit. joining evil discord servers. in a city there’s so much crazy and everyone’s so busy that we’ve all kind of agreed to ignore it

Fascism's a fever you break with shit like what happened in New York last night. Create more excuses to feel things like that together.

Curaçao's first World Cup goal in the history of the nation, scored by Livano Comenencia! Call by Andres Cantor on the Telemundo broadcast

Fully delulu.

yeah the problem with having more money than god is eventually you also become more powerful than god, untouchable by laws or governance (or certainly any other human). it’s actually self-protection to tax these people back to simply being hundred-millionaires.

Congratulations to Elon on becoming the world’s first trillionaire from London 🔥

I thought this was a metaphor. It is not.

I love how everyone collectively loses their mind every time a zoo rolls out a baby hippo. 🥹

POSSUM

Folks, we did it. An old man is literally yelling at a cloud.

A bit on the nose innit?

need a lawn sign that says: vote for Tom Steyer, then take his money away

Maybe the murder hornets and killer clowns were just the friends we made along the way.

this is why I find climate dooming so frustrating there is no point - none - at which throwing up your hands and going “well we’re fucked” is the correct response every tenth of a degree matters and can make a big difference and is worth fighting for

Challenge accepted. 😂

Converting to Catholicism so I can tell my bosses using unregulated AI is against my religion and I will sue them like that cake lady who hated gay people if they make me use it

because I know y’all can’t click and read

ok i found some good news, everyone

You know who's great? Fiona Apple

Reposting for the other time zones, with gratitude!

Do you know I actually think that these people are so inoculated from any public sentiment that they are legitimately shook by a handful of boos at commencements this week?

congratulations, graduates. i'm honored to speak at your commencement. this is a proud moment for you, your family, and your friends. the future is in your hands. and the most important task of the future is to feed the Gaping Maw (students start booing, one student yells "fuck the gaping maw")

it makes me sad when i see trans people talk about how they hate being trans. while it's been tough and made my life harder in ways, it's also been one of the biggest blessings in my life. the perspective on life i have, people i know, and who i am are informed by me being trans

non shoegaze banger from the golden year, 1993

Here to report very important news: My favorite shopping totes are gone. I don’t know whether I took the wrong cart at the store or whether someone took mine or if someone saw me wander away from my cart and espied the Best™️ shopping totes and was like TODAY I MAKE MY MOVE, but alas, they are gone.

THIS IS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE, folks. JFC.

Here to report very important news: My favorite shopping totes are gone. I don’t know whether I took the wrong cart at the store or whether someone took mine or if someone saw me wander away from my cart and espied the Best™️ shopping totes and was like TODAY I MAKE MY MOVE, but alas, they are gone.

Oh come the fuck on man how come every morning it’s more Airbud shit to wake up to, except the dog can only play basketball if it’s racist or whatever

Breaking: Tennessee Republicans pass new 9-0 gerrymander after SCOTUS destruction of Voting Rights Act eliminating state’s only majority-Black district & last Democratic seat. Splits Memphis, which is 63% Black, into 3 districts to disenfranchise Black voters. Quite literally a return to Jim Crow

This is an L. Louise Lucas appreciation post.

This is not receiving enough derision.

I would say that I don't understand why people insist on turning up after a hate crime directed against Jews to insist that it's not really about Jews, but tbh I think I do.

In college language classes we had to go to a lab to practicing listening and I wonder if we need a reading lab for our classes where students go to read print material with no access to devices

Everyone here's clear he failed the cognitive tests, right? The reason he keeps insisting he "aced" them is that he flunked, and the Big Damp Guy loves to repeat his most truly egregious lies over and over again. Describing the final questions as being particularly difficult is another tell.

FYI: Salvador Dali partnered with Disney in 1945 on an animated short, "Destino," but they only got so far as soundtrack and storyboarding before WWII and financial issues made them backburner the project. In 2000, Roy Disney rediscovered it. It came out in 2003. www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_Tl...

Last reskeet: Yeeeeah, srsly. The human superpower is cooperation, not murder. Huge numbers of species commit murder at scale, to the best of their ability. Only one teaches their children how to read, builds steamships and puts rovers on Mars.

For more info: www.science.org/content/arti...

To be clear about what just happened: The Trump administration sent armed FBI agents to abduct a 78-year-old doctor and former federal public health worker from his home and stripped him because the brainwashed right-wing base, hopped up on a literal conspiracy theory, wants scalps.

Again, today of all days is an important time to recognize that the Democratic Party's 2026/2028 platform must be institutional reform. <Every policy> everyone wants <follows> from that, not the other way around. There will be <one> chance to fix things. We can't waste it again.

We must understand that the Voting Rights Act was not merely about ensuring Black Americans rights, it was about democratizing America. This ruling is not just a decimation of Black rights and Black Americans’ ability to have representation, it is a fatal blow to multiracial democracy.

Given the argument that ended the VRA, I think it’s time liberals did some self reflection about the now decades long obsession with partisan polarization as the problem, as opposed to authoritarianism, extremism, oligarchy, and racism

Do yourself a favor and shun all legal analysts who are not willing to be publicly honest about the fact that Samuel Alito is a little bitch. It would be like listening to an astronomer who’s being cagey about whether or not the sun is hot: nothing they say can possibly inform you about reality.