I would have so much more patience for the Nuzzi nexus if any of the people involved were not dogshit writers

Daniel Bleichenbacher reporting a security vulnerability in your ECC library is like Omar showing up to your trap house. You gotta take that seriously. github.com/indutny/elli...

hello welcome to Schnickle’s Pickles home of the Salty Dog can i take your order

I say we put the three of them in a cannon and shoot them at the moon, like in the Bible

you do not under any circumstances have to read some weird journalists airing their dirty laundry on their nazi newsletter sites

Gonna go full Aronofsky’s Pi on myself to unlearn these facts

Thankee kindly for a’warmin’ the toilet seat for me, pardner. Much obliged.

I think the most important thing I, as a liberal political consultant, can communicate is that not only was everyone totally wrong in the past but they are currently wrong, and should immediately follow my suggestions despite them being indistinguishable from common practice.

Jesus Christ.

Somehow Olivia Nuzzi returned

I cannot stop thinking about how, in every one of these fucking emails, Jeffery Epstein comes across like the world’s biggest dipshit

See, I never get banned or suspended for making death threats because my death threats are so fucking adorable no one can bring themselves to punish me for them

Every single time! Epstein will write: "porsecters h4arrsed me w/ sbuopenas al bcuase tr4ificing myners .due porcess much???no" and then there's, like, the former president of a university or white house counsel or something replying: "You're totally right, and also I love you with all my heart."

And to think they laughed at my Beatbox Beowulf one-man show

Gotta be a rich grandson Mainer out there with a Popular Front tattoo we could recruit, right

As always, the various too-online axe grinders who have decided that the Nazi tattoo guy has an indispensable connection with the common man are, in fact, simply telling on themselves.

If you like ROSALÍA’s “LUX”, you might also like Lido Pimienta’s “La Belleza” (even more)

I need a special “it’s a deload week” hat at the gym so people don’t think I’m soft

Blue sky, green sky, pink sky, purple sky.

Trying to show my dog the aurora but he’s acting like it’s no big deal

Bond’s constituent bits schlorp themselves back together to form a hideous monster who spends the movie stalking, killing, and eating innocent American tourists. By the end of the film he’s fully reconstituted and we can tease the next movie in the Tom Holland reboot. You’re welcome.

If anyone does a film or TV adaptation of an Ian M. Banks novel, I think it’d be great if all the Culture characters were played by Muppets

I think we can all agree that, while it’s not the outcome we hoped for, the shutdown is hurting real Americans and if a group of moderate Democrats can negotiate a way forward, perhaps the best we can do is a verbal agreement from Republican senators that Lucy will not move the football

The awesome thing about Go is that it makes it easy to reduce allocations and increase memory locality by passing around slices backed by a single, contiguous array. The terrible thing about Go is that etc. etc.

From my friend Kyle. This is essential reading for all Americans. aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...

“Quixotic“ should be pronounced kee-HOE-tic.

Trying to figure out what #SCOTUS just did with #SNAP, and why Justice Jackson temporarily froze the district court's ruling? Via "One First," me on what's going on—and why I think Jackson's move was savvy, notwithstanding the awful circumstances that forced it: www.stevevladeck.com/p/190-snap-wtf

Re-upping this because it’s such a good paper. Really love the combine-then-expand paradigm, absolutely love the RO-KDF construction and its practical instantiation. Huge bummer the hybrid PQC KEM combiner IETF track is too mired in bullshit to benefit from this.

Reminder to future jury members: you can just vote not guilty.

BREAKING: A man who threw a sandwich at a federal agent during Trump’s law enforcement surge in Washington, D.C., is found not guilty of assault.

Listen, I’m all for improving public transit but I think a blanket campaign promise of “free and fast mustache rides” without actual details is frankly irresponsible and the American public deserves better

Lotta post-race analysis of Mamdani’s campaign and victory speech but not nearly enough people are talking about this specific moment:

The JNCO boys got me feelin like an unc, goddamn

The president can have a little power to levy taxes as a treat

It’s apparently not ok to mock the dead on here, so I’ll just say that Dick Cheney, the living man, sucks

“I wish Bon Iver wouldn’t sing like that” *a finger curls on the monkey’s paw*

I did some research on seed oils and wow, yikes. I’m definitely washing my dog in beef tallow from now on

Of *course* Kash Patel, a man with the permanent expression of a dog being shown a magic trick, is dating a woman half his age. Why would it be otherwise

More like Brianna Who

Holy shit what a banger

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it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!

vance answers the question of what if you made a moblin the vice president

I know a lot of people (cough Millennials) feel like they need to START a thing, START a food bank, build a little free food pantry. My friends, my loves, my dears. Don't start. JOIN. These exist. They have community ties! They have some funding! Accountability! Regulations!

Seems like a fine time in history to start defacing Confederate monuments with thermite

And what was the John Wick saga, if not the story of a retiree navigating the opaque bureaucracy of his retirement benefits?

glhf trying to shame old ladies

I think storming the Capitol is fucking stupid but I’m pretty sure I could be convinced, after a few beers, to take a poke at the Supreme Court