Elon's Nazi salutes were THIS YEAR.

do they!?

roses are red, now they’re trying to conceive,

I’m in MI5!

can i interest you in a timeline cleanse at this difficult time

Destroying USAID will go down in history as one of the worst Trump foreign policy decisions in 2025. USAID needed reform, not dissolution. China didn't shut down its Belt & Road Initiative (BRI). Unilateral disarmament is not a rational strategy for competing with China.

Ladies and gentlemen, the head of DOJ’s Civil Rights Division

New U.S. border rule just dropped! Canadians now get photographed EVERY time they enter and exit the U.S. land, air, sea. ✔️ Includes children ✔️ Photos stored for life ✔️ No opt-out Driving over for the day? You’re still getting scanned. #USDemocracy #Pinks apple.news/AtXc_G3WGQgG...

We could make it a strict liability crime/tort if your image generator is used to generate CSAM of a real person What‘s that you say, this would effectively outlaw image generators? Feature, not a bug

Bernie Sanders: "We need to be thinking seriously about a moratorium on data centers. You gotta slow this process down. It's not good enough for the oligarchs to tell us 'you adapt.' Are they gonna guarantee healthcare to all people? What are they gonna do when there are no jobs? Make housing free?"

Well I didn't own this quilt for long. What a great way to end 2025. #artquilt #quiltstudio #art #success #shelburnefalls

No one says to legit business owners, "hey I see there's an underground market selling toxic knock-offs of your product: how will you incorporate the toxic product AND protect your customers against its harms?" But apparently it's fine to make this suggestion to educators with respect to AI.

Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars. Finally the auto industry is coming to its senses.

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WWJD? This.

Merry Christmas! The President of Peace just bombed Nigeria.

His dumb gaffe aside, these two cartoon villains HATE doing shit like this. Just look at them. A soulless bag of nails on the left and a scowling demented buzzard on the right struggling to feign interest in something other than their own agenda.

I propose that, when the urbanists win and we rip out Storrow Drive to make more parkland on the banks of the Charles, we have a festival every Labor Day where we gather to ritually sacrifice a box truck on what was once Storrow.

You will be visited by three spirits

“The law explicitly prohibits the board of trustees from making the center into a memorial to anyone else, and from putting another person’s name on the building’s exterior.” apnews.com/article/kenn...

This is a model for what actual masculinity should be. Men don’t need to spend more time in caves beating their chests with other men; they need to take their daughters to a meaningful thing and talk to them about it. Relatedly I think the biggest cure for toxic masculinity is platonic women friends

Today, I'm sharing a piece that was originally inspired by serving on jury duty. Yes, inspiration can come from anywhere. #ArtAdventCalendar #art #ink #drawing

Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you? Caller: I am eight

With Christmas approaching, celebrations in Haifa were met with chaos after Israeli police stormed the Wadi al-Nisnas neighbourhood, arresting and beating Christians in the area.

Kash Patel made the FBI buy a custom fleet of armored BMW X5 for him to ride around in. trib.al/9pBbwTB Patel’s FBI spokesperson claimed—without evidence—that this is actually saving the American taxpayer money. The standard version of the X5 costs about $70,000.

welcome to the Second Annual Bluesky Christmas Eve Snowball Fight! please drop a take in the replies and I or someone else will be along to belligerently interpret whatever you said in the worst possible light

James Merril’s poem “Christmas Tree,” written while he was dying of AIDS. 1995.

It remains wild to me that during the first trump administration there was a long debate over terminology after AOC (correctly) called border internment "concentration camps" and now having concentration camps is a core domestic policy. The purpose of that stupid debate was to normalize the idea.

So much for freedom of speech. Alternative voices aren't even allowed into the deeply divided country. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

The 2025 Headline of the Year Nominees 🧵

don’t forget to lube your chimney

Whoever invented Christmas should be crucified.

Whew the aclu better help here

UK authorities bring new charges of rape and sexual assault against Russell Brand

I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.

Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach

picturing trump and macron having this exchange and cackling

Inspiring message thanks man.

Yes, this.

The US Department of Justice acting as a personal attorney for the President of the United States.

if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now

[first day as a shepherd] boss: where are you going? me: [pointing] star boss: what? why me: [shrugging] baby

It's like the 12 days of Streisanding.

I think the people who make a technology that makes nudes of children should be put in jail. this should not be in any way controversial

My first thought when I see Donald Trump running away from a crowd while holding something of value? Definitely the idea that he’s selflessly delivering it to someone else.

The White House is now citing "national security" for everything it does. Seriously, check out these headlines. It's just the last few weeks. If you know authoritarian history, then you know how menacing this is.

💬 Viewpoint: The Make America Healthy Again (MAHA) Commission’s strategy to address chronic diseases in children relies on weak, voluntary, and unsupported initiatives while neglecting proven, evidence-based public health interventions. ja.ma/4qiHfax