“It’s like LSU gets hit by a force field when they get inside the 10 yard line.” - Sean McDonough, professional hater

I shouldn’t complain but man, espn, if I’m watching Louisville - Cal at 10:35 on a Saturday night, you can probably assume I know how college overtime works

anybody else watching Bama-LSU

We gonna lose, but this defense is balling the fuck out and I love it.

Seriously, fuck these refs. I mean, we're gonna lose anyway, but Bama doesn't need a 12th Man.

GET ON THE NUSS BUS

Some are referring to leading Wisconsin passer Sean West as their kicker, as he's listed. But he's been playing punter, only recently joining their two-punter rotation while also running for 20 yards against Ohio State. One of Wisconsin's two punters is their entire offense. Best team in the world

Sweatervest and visor is a good coach fit for Frank Wilson

Diego Pavia has as many career wins over Auburn as South Carolina does

prewriting someone else’s obituary that tears them apart before dying yourself is some incredible work. i am in awe. she might be dead but it didn’t stop her from eulogizing him with two middle fingers up

LSU football

Put a Diego Pavia statue on Auburn's campus

Vandy hangs on and beats Auburn in OT. Pavia and co. are 8-2 and still alive in the CFP race.

The announcers have only said "Justin Jefferson" [Bama defensive player] once and I already need them to stop because it's a jumpscare every time

That’s the only highlight I needed. Counting this game as a moral victory now.

Damn right. Fuck that guy.

Can I tell you about someone else whose followers included adult content creators

ten win diana

The Mamdani political sign generator is kinda fun https://homes.luddy.indiana.edu/ccshan/for/for.html

What's more Big Ten West than Oregon

Kirk Ferentz is so mad but so aroused rn

Getting reports from Auburn that they managed to get a pregame unsportsmanlike penalty during the coin toss

Has Iowa done well enough this season that they've forgotten how to punt?

I AM UNKILLABLE

Listen I know a lot of you have opinions about Gus but this is exactly where you want him

Genuinely haven’t heard his voice do this since he stopped doing NCAA tournament games

Gus Johnson just made the exact noise he would emit if a chestburster emerged from him

i'm flabbergasted, that's the stupidest degree of body control I've ever seen

That is also a god-level call on the field by the ref. The man did his job

INCREDIBLE.

if i were a fan of either of these teams i would want to die rn

That is one of the greatest catches in college football history, holy shit

WHAT ON GOD'S DUMB EARTH

In my opinion, the left tackle should be in front of his man

People complain about the logic of the "overrated" chant. It's great actually. "We're so unimpressed by you, we don't care that calling you bad discounts our achievement here today." Devastating

Tree stars could fix me.

"While we cast our ballots alone, we choose hope together. Hope over tyranny. Hope over big money and small ideas. Hope over despair." -Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani 🥹

this is absolutely true and this should not strike fear, it should strike righteous fucking fury in you, are you going to let them break you, or are you going to make them break upon us?

See what happens when Southern districts aren't gerrymandered in favor of the racists??

Our message to Andrew Cuomo was loud & clear in June. It’s louder & clearer tonight.

NINE. STRAIGHT. UNBEATEN. 😤 LSU takes down Tennessee to advance to the SEC Tournament semifinals on Thursday! #GeauxTigers | #StrikeGold

COUNT IT

I have actually not seen Mamdani give a formal speech and what I’ll say is that unlike so many of his peers he is not trying to mimic anyone in his delivery. He is simply being himself and it is very effective.

Mamdani: "New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and as of tonight, led by an immigrant."

Good to see that California voters understand both democratic values and game theory much better than concern trolling pundits

"The day NYC elects a Muslim Mayor will be the day I die." --Dick Cheney probably

COME ON NOW MR MAYOR

We think of Zohran as a nice guy. But thank God he knows when not to be.

it seems pretty simple that if you speak direct and with conviction people will listen

Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one “GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.