samson sensibility

I can't believe a guy who doesn't believe in school would use a metaphor that doesn't make any sense

i'll level with y'all. whenever i hear "tage thompson", my brain mostly hears this

i live with an italian so almost every day i hear a different english word in an italian accent for the first time. today it was "chlorophyll".

I'm going to continue to push back on the "you have to ~believe in~ amd ~prepare for~ AI" stuff. Working slobs like myself didn't have to "prepare for" computers or internet, either it becomes a thing in your industry or it doesn't.

avatar should be called “blue man troop”

i think 15 caleb wilsons could win a championship in any sport

man like big dom

Everyone on tiktok has the chance to do the funniest thing ever right now (get off tiktok)

whenever i eat chole bathure i google “chole bathure” and look at pictures of chole bathure while i eat chole bathure because i really love chole bathure

Dan McQuade, 1983–2026: defector.com/dan-mcquade-...

["bottoms up" intro voice] it's Pastor Steal Your Giiiiiirl

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One of the best things I’ve read in a while:

let the record show that tate is also not beating the “electric karaoke performer” allegations

just saw an absolute legend do “finest girl (bin laden song)” at karaoke i can die in peace

When people ask, “how do you keep people safe if we abolish the police?” point to how the Twin Cities has shown up to protect their neighbors during this federal occupation, without any assistance from local law enforcement

noah wyle aka "big alex horne"

happy birthday to @thetate.bsky.social here is a picture of the two of us discussing stuart little

that piece of shit at the door saying "you don't even know her" yeah asshole that's the point. That's community. That's looking out for one another. They'll never understand

One of the best to ever do it

comfortably the single best piece of media i watched this year, followed closely by parts one two and four of "fool time"

it's medically imperative for me to sing "because of you" by ne-yo directly at someone(s) by the end of the calendar year

despite being the newest full-time librarian on staff my “best of 2025” picks are at the top of the list, which has done wonders for my pro- @raxkingisdead.bsky.social and @dirtbagqueer.rocks agenda.

fennel making a late push for vegetable of the year

met a guy from the solid waste department and hit him with "that's one of my favorite kinds of waste". he ate it up. free game for all the municipal employees out there.

we are, at minimum, two years away from video of gabriel agbonlahor chugging a piping hot troegenator hitting the timeline

The most precious commodity you have is your attention. You don’t have to waste it on poor-faith debates or arguments with strangers if you don’t think they’ll be productive. You can prioritize the things that matter to you and make your life richer.

the answer is obviously "dilemma", but there's only one nelly song that lets you know whether or not he's back up at the super bowl with julius peppers. and for that we celebrate "heart of a champion".

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

modelo should sell apple juice

"Scared of Charlotte" is a whole new level of "scared of cities" that I'd never even considered possible

When you’re riding public transit you realize that what’s good for everybody is also good for you. If the bus runs faster, if the train is cleaner, if the AC works, we all benefit when you’re driving a car, every other car on the road is your personal enemy

at LSU it's not a buyout it's a jambalayout

ambrosia "how much i feel" needle drop in the chair company is targeted content and brother i am the target

standing up and saluting

women love the vehicle

i have called a lot of athletes my beautiful infant son before but nobody and i mean nobody is my beautiful infant son in the way seth jarvis is my beautiful infant son

if donny hathaway covers your song that's not your song anymore. that's donny hathaway's song now.

proud to work for a public library that purchased this book on my behalf, and i can’t wait to see it circulate now that i’ve finished it. charming, affecting, honest-to-god funny, and easily the best depiction of group chats i’ve seen in a work of fiction. bravo @dirtbagqueer.rocks

here are four extremely normal and reasonable texts i’ve sent about tottenham hotspur football club this week

Hello Bluesky. I'm a librarian who researches regional American heirloom apple varieties. I also enjoy a bit of college football from time to time. In honor of Week Zero of the college football season, I present: The 2025 All-Heirloom Team.

This is a good visualization of when people say that AI saves them time.

thanks to Tuna Melts for sponsoring this afternoon's posts. Tuna Melts: The Official Lunch of Little Freaks Everywhere.

hitting fig consumption levels unseen by anyone since emperors of yore

paul wall terhauser

just remembered seahorses. that shit is crazy

when e-40 farts @joshgondelman.bsky.social