Why don't you ever see Frog and Toad's wives?

@officialjackwhite.bsky.social we also got kicked off the Charley Crockett show, can we play the Palladium with Twin Temple?

They should invent an internet circa 2007

setting out a jar of mayonnaise for uncle sam tonight

He’s a 10, but he exclusively bottoms

That’s ten minutes longer than we made you feel good for last time you gave us five bucks

Fuck, I forgot the conversion chart. How many 9/11’s is that?

I’m not including DC or the one that crashed because nobody does and they don’t matter.

I feel like the Pepe Silva meme. Anyways, the 767-223ER has a max takeoff weight of of 450,000 pounds. 2 hit the towers, so 900,000 pounds vs 170,000 pounds of fireworks=0.18 9/11’s. Pathetic.

The flier says 85 tons of fireworks. 85 tons is 170,000 pounds, which as we saw earlier is less than the max takeoff weight of the 737-800 and barely twice the carry capacity of two of them. So this whole thing is a bunch of random numbers they prepared to sound impressive.

So… after I made my joke my autism kicked in and I began to wonder actually how many 9/11’s it actually would be. First I looked up the specs on the 767-223 ER aircraft that were involved and then I noticed something. The flier says ‘payload of roughly 4 737’s’without specifying *which* 737

Power went out at The Charleston but that’s not gonna stop Hot Damn Scandal. String band supremacy!

We got Trump because Dems chose to be weak center-right clowns and ran bad campaigns. If they lose in '28, it'll be for the same reason. Instead of having a hissy fit at strangers, maybe you should be working to make sure Dems do better.

I hate how big companies just don't want anyone to own anything ever again. They'd rent food to us if they could

A new schism just dropped

#TransRights

Subreddit just asked for the best Star Trek quote of all time: Allamaraine, count to four, Allamaraine, then three more, Allamaraine, if you can see, Allamaraine, you'll come with me

Bringing back the post cuz fuck this shit forever. V:@/JKNotSoBad $:$/JKNotsobad PP:@/comfortingmoo

BREAKING: Pride Month Extended Indefinitely

If you’re not going to defend trans women then what’s the fucking point of you?

i don't need to bounce on it i need a coherent 21st century worker's movement and also to bounce on it

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Imagine if dogs knew there were bones inside them

dems are gonna run on Tax Credits For Qualifying Businesses Who Generate A Profit Over Three Years In Selected Enterprise Zones then blaming the left for not getting on board when they lose forever, aren't they

Oh god dammit, I hate it when I have to stop listening to my favorite musicians over their shitty takes.

Elton John if he was from Arrakis voice: 🎵Bene(bene), Bene(bene), Bene(bene), Bene Gesserrrrrrittttt🎵

Ever do that thing where you start 40mg of Stratera while also on 300mg of Wellbutrin and have a surprise emotional breakdown/anxiety attack because your shitty tele-psychiatrist didn’t mention anything about harmful interactions between those two drugs? Yeah, me either.

my kind of Jubilee, the Japanese national team vs. 100 kids

That guy from Lord of the Rings, Vijo Morgenstein, didn’t kick a helmet and break his toe so you could tell me that AI is “inevitable”

Nazi hatefest plans to be Polish club called Wisla Club, 73 Main St, Garfield, NJ, on June 26 and 27. Almost if not all the bands neo-Nazi bands. Call Mayor Garnto and ask why he’s letting hate into there community: (973) 478-6288 • Call Wisla Club and demand they cancel: (973) 772-2664

Perfect ("satirical") summary of the AI bubble. The whole thing is gold: www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/ai-...

turnt people turnt people

Listening to Leslie Gore is great because you are hearing a closeted lesbian talk about how terrible men are and then try to convince herself that she still is attracted to them because she didn’t know gay was an option yet at age 17

Tony Visconti was working on T. Rex’s album ‘The Slider’ in 1972 and said “what if the drums sounded really cool?” This was the first time in the history of recorded music anyone ever had this idea and I think that’s beautiful. Thank you for inventing drums that sound really cool, Mr. Visconti.

Honestly it’s weirder when people don’t wear banana suits to our shows

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social can you do something about the scaffolding at the Kennedy Center?

It’s like they’re not even trying

MOTHERFUCKER

You used to go to websites and they would have guestbooks that people would sign like it was a bed and breakfast

This pride, please give the trans person in your life an arm cannon. We need them to open doors

We’re doing great

god loves when you jack off it's like the highlight of his day

The guy from Alkaline Trio is a US Attorney?

These 8 Democrats voted to pass a national ban on trans teachers and mention of LGBTQ topics. Rep Henry Cuellar (TX) Rep. Don Davis (NC) Rep. Cleo Fields (LA) Rep. Laura Gillen (NY) Rep. Vicente González (TX) Rep. Marcy Kaptur (OH) Rep. Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (WA) Rep. Eugene Vindman (VA)

The virgin Frank Miller vs the chad Alan Moore

I want to see Mark Strong and Stanley Tucci kiss

Gonna give them the ol’ Oklahoma sex dick

Hi, I’d like to return these turtles. They don’t do karate