My wife and I are building an $80k $85k 2000 square-foot addition onto our house- and we’re doing it completely by ourselves. Framing, sheathing, roofing, doors, windows, flooring, plumbing, electrical, housewrap, kitchen, stairs, tile, trim, reverse bathtubs- everything but the concrete and siding

my balls have been STOLEN

Boomers used to not be able to set the clock on their vcr and now we’re expecting them to know that video of a Dalmatian sliding down a fire pole is AI

Sometimes I’m shocked to see fossils of wooly mammoths and think “wow, so they’re birds now”

Welcome all you new Bluesky users! We do things a little differently here, in order to get the blue check you have to go on to Bandcamp and pre-order our new ep. We aren’t sure why they built it that way, but thems the rules

ME: *been calling Bluesky posts just "posts" since forever* NEWSKIE: Oh god, I hate "skeets", people should stop calling posts "skeets." ME: They're called "skeets," and I will die on this hill. It's skeetin' time!

I had a good time actually existing this year at #wastelandweekend

Well it doesn't snow anymore and all the bugs are extinct but on the other hand people who think spreadsheets are alive get to pretend their replika girlfriend is going to write the Singularity Code if we just feed her a few trillion more gallons of the ocean

White people who have spent decades thinking “Born in the USA” is patriotic and “Every Breath You Take” is a great wedding song are suddenly very concerned about not being able to understand lyrics to some songs at the Super Bowl halftime show.

We are looking to do interviews for our ten year anniversary and for our end of year gala! Do you have a radio show, podcast, YouTube show or other media that might be interest in chatting about Tacoma and Pierce counties only all ages non profit venue??

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history teacher in 50 years: So in September, that’s when the president signed an executive order criminalizing anti-fascism and saying all resistance would be crushed student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.

HAPPY BANDCAMP FRIDAY! If you pre-order "SQUELCH" today you can listen to another song off the new EP that wont be on streaming services until Halloween! Thats pretty sick. Link below, nerds. 😘 love you. #bandcamp #metalsky #sludgemetal #queerart

CEO: we're all trying to improve this place You: so you're gonna kick out the guy who keeps trying to kill me, right CEO: You: You're gonna kick out the guy who has literally helped kiwifarms target me personally, right CEO: WAFFLES

This song is our anthem for nerdy queer joy and we will not elaborate further. #queerart #metalsky #baldursgate3 #bg3 #thrashmetal #lgbtqmetal

Another Wasteland Weekend done and in the books

The dick sucking factory is in crisis. The tariffs have made dicks twice as expensive to import. All the best dick suckers want a "living wage" nowadays and have quit to start cottage industry penis stimulation businesses. Congress promised a bailout but it went to the ass eating lobbies instead.

Just getting back from #wastelandweekend and I miss my dirt family

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

Donald Trump has just declared all scumdogs and bohabs to be a Major Terrorist Organization

Help my friends get rid of their tits! www.gofundme.com/f/mtbhk-brea...

Half of T Rex songs were about how much Marc Bolan wanted to fuck a car, the other half were about how much Marc Bolan wanted to fuck Marc Bolan.

Michigan lawmakers have introduced a bill prohibiting the any "depiction or description" of trans people or trans existence online, including it in a bill banning "pornographic" material The bill would completely erase trans people online, equating them with porn.

Yeah, it was pretty rough when 85% of the US died from drug overdose last year

What if somebody invented a song that was good?

Here are the facts: Bluesky violated their own Terms of Service because they panicked and saw Nazis on twitter getting angry. They took marching orders from the Nazis and helped them target BIPOC and trans users on their website. @jay.bsky.team is complicit. @aaron.bsky.team is complicit

Finally, some good obituary

It’s a good day to be a monsterfucker

I miss websites.

I feel like @mattielubchansky.com has us all covered on this one today

Read. The lyrics.

It’s a 9/11 miracle! I guess it’s 9/11 in NY so it’s 9/11 everywhere!

Seriously, though, this song about Raphael from Baldurs Gate 3 getting spit roasted is an absolute banger and I really hope people check it out

Some days you wake up and say to yourself “I’m going to find a 100+ year old Washburn parlor guitar sitting next to the dumpster at my apartment complex” and then when you take the trash out, there it is.

The Devil is a Bottom crashes into streaming services this upcoming Thursday! #metalsky

I used to be a corpse wrangler at a funeral home and I will say with authority that this guy looks extremely dead

A second release is about to hit the streaming services! Never forget that we have a new single out on 9/11, these riffs are so hot they melt steel beams!

Death In June "I'm Really Really Racist You Guys, This Isn't A Bit (Pump Panel Reconstruction Remix)"

You've heard about blood diamonds, now introducing Cum Diamonds. Each of our diamonds is made by compressing cum under unimaginable pressure and heat into a sparkling jewel. Cum diamonds: because you know we had to see what'd happen if we put it in the machine

Naps are to prepare you for sleep. You gotta stretch before a run.

#losShares just wanted to put this out because it’s monsterfucker Saturday! Artwork by comicrat

Ooooh

In a bold change from senate norms, Chancellor Palpatine has declared himself "Galactic Emperor"

The Focus on the Family guy finally died but he took Brent Hinds with him so it’s a draw