@officialjackwhite.bsky.social we also got kicked off the Charley Crockett show, can we play the Palladium with Twin Temple?

Honestly it’s weirder when people don’t wear banana suits to our shows

You guys, are we still doing this meme format?

Offer stands

We tricked Ian Walter into being our forever drummer

IT’S BANDCAMP FRIDAY riotorgy.bandcamp.com/album/squelch

did a quadruple take

RIP Neil Sedaka. You would have loved Riot Orgy.

Can we normalize pondering your orb?

Crop. Top. Hoodies. brembuilt.com/collections/...

It's Nico's Birthday! Help us celebrate our vocalist's special day by hopping on this pre-order for merch! We've partnered with the incredible Fingers Duke Design Studio to get you that shit! Live far away? No problem, we can ship directly to you! brembuilt.com/collections/... Check it nerds.

It's Nico's Birthday! Help us celebrate our vocalist's special day by hopping on this pre-order for merch! We've partnered with the incredible Fingers Duke Design Studio to get you that shit! Live far away? No problem, we can ship directly to you! brembuilt.com/collections/... Check it nerds.

Zuckerberg could have bought our new ep on Bandcamp 15.4 billion times but instead he decided to lose a fight with Second Life

NEW SHOW ALERT NEW SHOW ALERT

If you press play at exactly 11:57:07, you get to see Logan and Kelly kiss at midnight. HAPPY NEW YEARS!

Log on to the website Facebook dot com and vote for Riot Orgy to be your new benevolent radio dictators. We promise to not go mad with power. www.facebook.com/share/p/14PU...

writing a new christmas carol called god dammit fucking fuck shit ass fuck fucking fuckers it's christmas time

Zuckerberg could have bought our new ep on Bandcamp 15.4 billion times but instead he decided to lose a fight with Second Life

It’s Bandcamp Friday, so get yourself an early Chrimbus gift!

Now available on the exploitation machine!

Our new EP ‘Squelch’ has been out all month on Bandcamp, but now it’s gonna drop on 11/30 for all the other streaming services! We re-did the songs from our first demo, added a couple new ones, and they hit fucking hard. So yeah, click the link, do the thing.

If you can name the anime series that inspired this song you win the grand prize of knowing the anime series that inspired this song #metalsky #nerdmetal #anime

they call it stuffing because u stuff the turkey with ur penis and it gets bread

This talking sandwich knows what’s up

Give us five bucks and we’ll make you feel good for 22 minutes

Besties, we accidently forgot to adjust the price of our new EP before the presale. It's only supposed to be 5 dollars! If you purchased the presale at 10 dollars, please reach out(DM here, instagram, or email [email protected])so we can send you a partial refund! Love you, hoes.

Take a break from boofing candy corn this weekend and stream SQUELCH on OCT. 31st #queer #sludgemetal #pnw #yaoi

Every time I see this I wonder what everyone else in the room thought was going to happen when they saw a gay man walk in holding that pie

Welcome all you new Bluesky users! We do things a little differently here, in order to get the blue check you have to go on to Bandcamp and pre-order our new ep. We aren’t sure why they built it that way, but thems the rules

You're now listening to "cum blast" ft "the poopshitters"

Our co-guitarist disappeared for a week last month and apparently they were spotted slutting about in the Mojave Desert forcing strangers to drink Malört. #wastelandweekend

If the Riot Orgy group chats ever leaked people would be shocked to know that we are horny autistic nerds

lol lmao

Uncritical support for Comrade Brick Frog

I'm going to cum on the declaration of independence

Don’t fuck with Nazi metal bands

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

The apostles were oddly fixated on jesus's feet. He must've got those dogs on him. The father, the son and the holy grippers

We are looking to do interviews for our ten year anniversary and for our end of year gala! Do you have a radio show, podcast, YouTube show or other media that might be interest in chatting about Tacoma and Pierce counties only all ages non profit venue??

Look at these lil cuties

It really is that easy, Jay

The piss tank on the ISS is now 28% full.

The piss tank on the ISS is now 27% full.

The piss tank on the ISS is now 26% full.

The piss tank on the ISS is now 25% full.

HAPPY BANDCAMP FRIDAY! If you pre-order "SQUELCH" today you can listen to another song off the new EP that wont be on streaming services until Halloween! Thats pretty sick. Link below, nerds. 😘 love you. #bandcamp #metalsky #sludgemetal #queerart

This song is our anthem for nerdy queer joy and we will not elaborate further. #queerart #metalsky #baldursgate3 #bg3 #thrashmetal #lgbtqmetal

Donald Trump has just declared all scumdogs and bohabs to be a Major Terrorist Organization

musicians are groups of 30-50 feral hogs. "musician" is an oppressive class, like ceterosexual people or amorasexual people.

Riot Masturbation