Every time I see this I wonder what everyone else in the room thought was going to happen when they saw a gay man walk in holding that pie

Welcome all you new Bluesky users! We do things a little differently here, in order to get the blue check you have to go on to Bandcamp and pre-order our new ep. We aren’t sure why they built it that way, but thems the rules

You're now listening to "cum blast" ft "the poopshitters"

Our co-guitarist disappeared for a week last month and apparently they were spotted slutting about in the Mojave Desert forcing strangers to drink Malört. #wastelandweekend

If the Riot Orgy group chats ever leaked people would be shocked to know that we are horny autistic nerds

lol lmao

Uncritical support for Comrade Brick Frog

I'm going to cum on the declaration of independence

Don’t fuck with Nazi metal bands

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

The apostles were oddly fixated on jesus's feet. He must've got those dogs on him. The father, the son and the holy grippers

We are looking to do interviews for our ten year anniversary and for our end of year gala! Do you have a radio show, podcast, YouTube show or other media that might be interest in chatting about Tacoma and Pierce counties only all ages non profit venue??

Look at these lil cuties

It really is that easy, Jay

The piss tank on the ISS is now 28% full.

The piss tank on the ISS is now 27% full.

The piss tank on the ISS is now 26% full.

The piss tank on the ISS is now 25% full.

HAPPY BANDCAMP FRIDAY! If you pre-order "SQUELCH" today you can listen to another song off the new EP that wont be on streaming services until Halloween! Thats pretty sick. Link below, nerds. 😘 love you. #bandcamp #metalsky #sludgemetal #queerart

This song is our anthem for nerdy queer joy and we will not elaborate further. #queerart #metalsky #baldursgate3 #bg3 #thrashmetal #lgbtqmetal

Donald Trump has just declared all scumdogs and bohabs to be a Major Terrorist Organization

musicians are groups of 30-50 feral hogs. "musician" is an oppressive class, like ceterosexual people or amorasexual people.

Riot Masturbation

@larianstudios.com LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO #metalsky #queerart

THIS IS A FUNNY JOKE OKAY

RIP Marc Bolan. You would have loved Titane 9/30/1947-9/16/1977

Coverage you can count on

What if somebody invented a song that was good?

@larianstudios.com look at what you brought into the world open.spotify.com/album/2bKc4R...

Links in the comments. The official soundtrack to Raphael getting railed six ways to Sunday #baldursgate3 #queerart #metalsky #bandcamp

This song is our anthem for nerdy queer joy and we will not elaborate further. #queerart #metalsky #baldursgate3 #bg3 #thrashmetal #lgbtqmetal

You're welcome. #larianstudios #baldursgate3 #bg3 #raphael #metalsky #metalbandcamp #gay

It’s up on all the platforms, you know where the music lives.

Oh shit, 9/11 came early this year!

RIP Charlie Kirk. You would have loved having all your blood stay in your body. #metalsky

DO WE HAVE THE PERFECT SONG FOR YOU

The Devil is a Bottom crashes into streaming services this upcoming Thursday! #metalsky

It’s never too early to celebrate the release of our new single next week

A second release is about to hit the streaming services! Never forget that we have a new single out on 9/11, these riffs are so hot they melt steel beams!

So glad to see everyone is stoked for our new single next Thursday!

We are exhausted and extremely dehydrated but now we all have tiaras and tennis bracelets

She’s talking about our new single being released

A second release is about to hit the streaming services! Never forget that we have a new single out on 9/11, these riffs are so hot they melt steel beams!

Happy birthday to #baldursgate3 thank you so much for inspiring our upcoming single, The Devil Is A Bottom!

wayme worlb wayme worlb part time excellence

RIP Phil Spector, you would have loved AI generated music (derogatory)

RIP to Chuck Mangione. He was a real one.

Poast

Computer send skeet

Look at how pretty we are