If you're craving some warm kindness in these times, there are people on TikTok who do de-matting services for people with matted hair. And they're very kind and nonjudgemental about it.

Apparently it's been 19 years to the day since I injured my shoulder playing intramural broomball, which kicked off years of surgeries and my arm being in a sling and doing physical therapy all the time. SUPER FUN way to spend the college years!

"edgelord" is such a great coinage, because it sounds as if it's about to describe something really stupid and then it does

Me-six-a-turn, I assume

This has been such a wild year, most of us barely remember half of what's happened. Like it was just a few months ago the script for an unmade fourth Nolan Batman movie leaked called The Dark Knight Fucks. And nobody even talks about it now.

Shhh let them cook

www.mlb.com/gameday/whit... #Yankees with the "Fried Rice" battery tonight #baseball

Best social media Xmas ever

Everyone born in 1974 has crossed the Line.

like I'm glad it wasn't Fallon but it's so deeply undignified that we have to be out here riding for Jimmy Kimmel I try to think of it less like "hooray, his important voice has returned to the airwaves" and more like "hooray, the FCC didn't destroy the livelihoods of hundreds of innocent workers"

I think Kimmel walked a magnificent tightrope tonight, with just the right amount of Fuck You, Make Me wafting through the circus tent.

The Mariners clinched the postseason at the exact moment they passed the 88 win (aka 54 percent) mark, so Jerry is vindicated in that respect.

Might as well

Remember Grantland?

The Baby supervised a tree crew working next door all day. They did a great job

the US if Tylenol actually caused autism

He inadvertently made a strong case for the automated ball-strike system lol

In extreme @reynoldsgareth.bsky.social voice: Why??

“I’m not scared,” she says. “Brandi Carlile told me that my voice doesn’t shake as much as it used to. So something positive has happened.” Chills.

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

Have I yelled at you all lately about the chore app Sweepy? It's great and I love it. Are you tired of all the decisions about what tasks to do today, and the "shit, when was the last time I cleaned out the fridge?" Let the app handle that stuff! It's wonderful!!

Hey a thing I really don’t want to get lost here is that while Tylenol doesn’t cause autism, IT’S FINE TO BE AUTISTIC. Let’s not grant them the premise that autism should be eradicated in our way to correct the science, okay? Okay.

"TikTok's Algorithm Will Be Controlled by Oracle in the U.S." is a scary prospect. Giving another far-right billionaire another social media platform to use for propaganda.

I just stress ate a whole packet of Nerds Gummy Clusters, pink lemonade flavour

For real. Wonder what the sentiment was in the Cubs' clubhouse about a rookie leaving the team heading into the last week of the season for what was essentially a political rally. Wonder if Shaw will be asked by anyone to explain himself. bsky.app/profile/29su...

Driving at night suuuuuuuucks

WAITIN ALL DAY FOR SUNDAY NIGHT

Respectfully I hope the Royals spoil that for them today

CEOs live in a right-wing bubble and are startled to learn that the market for unpleasant weirdos is much smaller than the market for normal people. See also the collapse of Target

How the rapture has upended the pennant races: My column

This is so much cooler than an arm load of swag

I wonder how many MLB players believe the Rapture is happening this week

Not to be gross (I'm about to be very gross) but I learned new things tonight about how much barf can come out of a tiny human

Apollo and Daphne, artist unknown, 1630-60

entire press has gotten bullied into treating charlie kirk as if he was one of the most important americans alive and not a modestly popular podcaster

please give me CD/DVD drives back. my laptop should be able to play a CD.

Just got a great set of emails from the FBI.

give me back the mass market paperback you cowards

I met my best friend online! @minda33.bsky.social

baby shark implies the existence of scary shark, sporty shark, ginger shark and posh shark

Imagine capitulating to a president that is so underwater that he doesn't even have 50% approval with white people as a white supremacist

Nice work, Brad!

I cannot wait to go home and watch this! Sounds like just what we all need in these times

Some fun Jac Caglianone & Carter Jensen parallels: • Both began this season in Double-A • Both made their MLB debuts at 22 years old • Both had an RBI double down the RF line for their first MLB hit • Both hit their first two MLB home runs in the same game 📸: Amy Kontras

Gifting your child a high-powered rifle is also an ideology. We just refuse to speak of it as such.

Is this even recognizably a Major League operation at this point? Serious question.

I had to be off antihistamines for five days ahead my allergy/asthma appointment today. BOY am I feeling it