As you get ready for Easter, celebrate with union-made goods! 🐰 https://aflcio.org/easter

I can't explain it but this is such a Baseball last name

Christina Koch on Artemis II is the farthest away a woman has ever been from Donald Trump.

So my more Tolkien-minded friends how do we feel about this theory? Because I mean it makes a lot of sense…

What To Know About ‘The Super Mario Galaxy Movie’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-the-super-mario-galaxy-movie/

SEAN EVANS: As you tackle the fires of Da Bomb, a two-part question as a Chicagoan and a Pope: one, who wins a best-of-7 between the '05 White Sox and '16 Cubs, and two, as part of the Nostra Aetate dogma of Vatican II-- THE POPE: (coughing) fuck! SEAN EVANS: careful around your eyes Your Holiness

it’s true that overall likes are way down on bluesky over the past year. however, if you look closely at the data, that’s mostly an anomaly resulting from the fact that your posts specifically have gotten worse and are dragging the vibe down.

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

This app is good for baseball. I like that.

Overhearing someone saying nice things about you >>>>>>

[gruff cowboy voice] you just lived your laugh love, partner.

This way they can get Copilot's helpful edits that it's inconsistent to describe the same action as both a "small step for man" and a "giant leap for mankind"

Kyle Isbel is leading the team in home runs and stolen bases.

i hate when the april fools day jokes make me kind of wish it was real

sorry have to add my favorite one

We got rockets going to the moon. We got Sonic Slams being hit. We got the Royals scoring 12 runs. What a day!

this game is hilarious

Why would I use "AI," I actually know how to fucking write

This headline really has it all www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

I'll be there!

Oh to be a disturbance riding along a frontal boundary ✨

I don't entirely know how to explain that raised Catholics hate adult converts and tradcaths and Vance can go back to living in sin w his couch

I’ve watched this four times and will not be stopping anytime soon

It's not important how I discovered this, but the first Wikipedia entry for "sexual intercourse" was written a few hours after the World Trade towers collapsed. en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?...

Old friend alert???

Hell yeah Hanwha Eagles 🦅

Six! 😎

This sounds cursêd and I both do and do not want to hear it

THAT'S WHAT SPEED DO

this is probably the thing I want most, yeah

I have been struggling with how unwieldy it is. I have to do too much to find the information I want

You need to pay for news

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The Baby just heard @jakeeisenberg.bsky.social say "Surprise" (as in Arizona) and just HAD to shout the word herself. Unfortunately she was in the middle of getting some Tylenol, so that's splattered all over now. Surprise, indeed 😂

Goodness gracious

but Parker if I can’t amplify rage bait what will I do with this beautiful spring morning

the hot dog in me recognizes the hot dog in you

The difference between cucumbers and pickles is jarring.

"16% of people over 7 foot are in the NBA" stat but it's Major League Baseball and people named "Zach"

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Was there a Sonic Slam today? No. (This is going to be a #Royals thread)

Done with Week One at the new job and I THINK it went really, really well. Cheers to my first weekend back in the full-time working world 🥂

Get to know our new manager, Patrick 📝

United Airlines and the flight attendant union have reached a tentative labor agreement that will take top pay to $100/hr by the end of the contract. Flight attendants will also finally be paid during boarding if this agreement is ratified.

Good night, Royals fans. Tomorrow is our turn.

I think we gave filming podcasts a fair enough shake and can stop now!

Hell yeah