I heard the head of antifa was single now so you think I have a shot

It's a me, Mario I ate the ketamine,,

just got some mail delivered to my mailbox; gunna let that marinate in there for two weeks before setting it on my kitchen counter for three weeks

Becoming ungovernable by forgetting how to read

Why is everyone talking about Magda Goebbels strudel Is it a sex thing

Dick Clark's Fuckin' New Years Eve

just thinking about the first time i met Dr. Goodall. I was at the Dallas Zoo and ran into her out of the blue. I told her I was a huge fan and I'll never forget her response: "I am not Jane Goodall. I'm not even a woman. Please stop shaking my hand." that's just how Jane was, incredibly humble.

you far leftists just need to simmer down and listen to what the man has to say

Would u still love me if I droot a worm #art #artshare #cryptid #illustration #originalart #artsky

everyone should be sabotaging social media platforms by uploading this video multiple times a day

Asheville, go look at this man's terrifying plump thighs

god, Klobuchar is such a good name for like, a giant war golem

me telling my grandkids what it was like to have vaccines

Spookie food #art #halloween #artshare #artsky #artist #spooky

Hakeem Jeffries has soft wet hands, and he doesn’t laugh at movies until he sees other people laughing and he bought a male girdle but was too ashamed to wear it to church but then one day he did and a row of kids behind him laughed and took pictures of his odd silhouette.

Ingles grocery store are a shit from hell and bob ingle is like a hillbilly Voldemort look it up

A billionaire with a good take as a treat

It’s a SCARROT get it #artsky #artshare #art #spooky #illustration #halloween #sticker

If we all pull our bootstraps really hard at the same time we can launch the earth into the sun.

in this post I will show you how to frog #frogs #pikmin #art

We cookin tonight #art #conceptart #sketch #wip #drawing #illustration #artshare #artsky

Lanabubu del Rey

*watching innocent people rapidly acquire the cursed knowledge that has driven me to madness* oh no

i refuse to join a cult where they lionize Horrible Guys™️ i will only join a cult where we can make pee-pee jokes and draw dicks on all the mirrors and eat french toast hot dogs every other saturday

Cleaned up the spooky cat sketch #cat #art #drawing #digitalart #spooky #halloween #illustration

utah police wisely choosing not to show the bullet casing that says ‘if you read this you are gay’ bc they know it would instantly turn the country gay

he was a podcaster

Spooky lil doodles hey if you like these I post a lot of doodles and sometimes a joke that sucks #art #sketch #artsky #spooky #doodle #halloween #pumpkin #artshare

ope, got a nastygram from bluesky for… this:

Messy sketches and cleaner lines #sketch #art #sketchbook #mountains #clouds #conceptart #octopus #squid

i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence

Probably the most tragic part of Charlie Kirk's death is that Trump's name appears prominently and repeatedly in the Epstein files.

His head was 31, his face was 12

to my mind the woman who dies of sepsis because of antiabortion laws, or the person who dies because they can't afford insulin -- these are just as much victims of political violence as the man shot through the throat while making a racist speech

I sure can, we just called them forums.

Hey however you feel about today's events Don't stop talking about them FILES you beautiful babies

*tips fedora* M'bubu

How to become a mother fucker for cheap

✨🔴MONDAY ARTSHARE 🔴✨ Let's start the week with some art!❤️ 🌘 Drop your ART and LINKS 🌘 Support other artists! 🌘 Share this post for more visibility 🚫 Aislop /nfshit / Aiassisted-art autobanned. Keep it SWF #artshare #art

Putting the ho back in hollow knight

Nature scenes are improved by wild colors and giant cartoon monsters #art #artsky #artshare #sticker #wip #promosky #monster #pink #clouds

i'm like if a baby grew into an adult over a reasonable span of time

Picked up Silk Songs today y'all

Whoever said "everything sounds like slavery and rape to libertarians except slavery and rape" was COOKING

incorrigible bowel syndrome

Nobody who voted to confirm RFK is fit to hold public office

More ORT tonight #art #sketch #drawing #sketchbook #artshare #artsky

As a former jnco jean goth/alt loser, I hate seeing normal people wearing wide leg pants now... feels like stolen valor

changed it up a lil today #art #illustration #mountains #clouds #artsky #artshare