this is what happens when you flip a grunt IRL

democrats gotta turn down the temperature

I hate both these teams, but baseball finds a way to write stories, man.

Going to 76 teams will make making the NCAA Tournament a participation trophy. A feel-good, everyone gets to play story so even schools with laughable athletics programs like Rutgers and DePaul get a chance to play every few years. Don't support mediocrity!

"Please mess with Texas, sir. Please, tell us what to think."

Was just the 421st like on a post >:-[

Only acceptable response by the universities:

Need some Serious National Security Democrats to say in unmistakable terms that there will be legal consequences for civilian officials and military personnel for those violate the LOAC and US federal law by participating in these illegal and unconstitutional strikes that constitute murder

Russell Vought is a baldo, you do not have to respect him.

If you could go back in time and kill baby Stephen Miller would you?

That’s crazy that her husband is antifa affiliated.

Me: remember Electric Forest/Bonnaroo/Lolla etc. when we’d dance for four days straight fueled by LSD, MDMA, a little bit of coke, and like two burritos? Them: no I remember the fish at WollMort.

Not a judge! We should not be calling these people judges! They are not judges! They are glorified clerks. They do not serve in Article 3 courts. They are employees of the executive branch.

Remember Trump told the news that he didn’t know what Project 2025 was and that alot of it seemed crazy to him and the media was like ok sounds good

huh

If, say, Matt Shaw does this, it gets framed as him being upset because he is such a competitor. When a player named Jasrado who goes by Jazz shows frustration, it's called pouting and labeled immature.

fuck da cubs hate da cubs

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Hahaha I love a good old fashioned gif reply hahaha you go Susan

This is a very bad ruling for all of us who value the First Amendment.

ASK FOLLOW-UP QUESTIONS. Why the fuck do these hacks place so much importance on J-School only to practice none of the lessons?????

Good to know the admins of this place hate the users. 18 months, tops.

James Carville? The guy who hasn't won anything in 30 years? The guy that's always wrong?

Imagine crashing out to defend Saudi Arabia

Man. My fellow citizen is, on average, dumber than a basketball helmet.

I'd say Paul Finebaum is too stupid to be a Senator but Tommy Tuberville already smashed that glass floor and proved that the people of Alabama will happily elect someone with the IQ of a horse.

I hope it's clear to everyone now that Trump really is going for it - he's trying to become a dictator. I don't know if he'll succeed, but he's working to install himself as an autocrat unaccountable to voters. And he's weaponizing the military against Americans who oppose him as part of that effort

Official TPUSA photo of Charlie Kirk 2.0, Brilyn Hollyhand

We really have to stop calling sober assessments of reality and threat like this “dooming.”

Look, he's saying he plans to prosecute a civil war. No actual subtlety to it!

“We are under invasion from within, no different than a foreign enemy, but worse—they don’t wear a uniform.” This is the President of the United States, who ordered the entire leadership of our military to sit and listen to him, speaking a few minutes ago.

Trump is continuing to broaden his declarations of war against Americans and American cities and dimwits on this site, supposedly on MY TEAM are saying, oh, this is no big deal. If you think there is a lack of reason to be alarmed GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY TENT.

Thrilled to announce my first book, “It Can Only Good Happen: Lobotomy As Self-Care in Early 21st Century America”

Searching Amazon… I need a new baker’s rack and a tariff shelf

Contrast this to a stalled escalator at the UN.

pausing a moment to daydream of a world where every trump-affiliated property changes its name or is razed because people won't stop treating it the way his fans treat the emmett till memorial

I’m staring bullets at all you fucking freak losers who’ve been like “he CaN’t DO tHaT iT’S iLLegAl” for eight months. Constantly downplaying every act as “not authoritarian YET!” while you stroke your chin and cite your tablets, meanwhile it’s on the doorstep.

I would like every single member of the local Democratic Party apparatus who started shit with me over my Charlie Kirk “sowing/reaping” post to watch this and then think long and hard about where the fuck you want to direct your attention these days

Me, playing Madden as Mike Vick in 2003.

Let the record state that Pawl Finebaum is a freakin dweebnutz.

it's been a Monday, here's Guy Fieri without spiked hair

Between this and the Portland thing he might actually realize everyone is lying to him.

I'm wondering where these protestors got tear gas canisters to throw? Walgreens got that shit on the shelf now or something?

The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video

I HATE this guy.

Irony poisoning used to mean a friend would get a parking ticket and say “this is the worst day of my life!” and you’d be like, “Really Jay, worse than 9/11?” and now irony poisoning is bombing an orphanage because a Whopper is $6.99.

Me going to Walmart in 2002: ah jesus shit why the fuck am I here shit let me just get what I need so I can get the fuck out of here oh fuck I hate this shit fuck fuck fuck Me going to Walmart in 2025: ah jesus shit why the fuck am I here shit let me just get what I need so I can get the fuck out o

Say it with me folks, FENT UHH NOLE