HAPPENING NOW: ❌👑 Thousands of people in DC are marching to Fort McNair where Stephen Miller, Pete Hegseth, Pam Bondi, and other leaders of this regime are living #NoKings #NoKingsDC

Happy patting-yourself-on-the-back-for-being-above-it-and-uncringe-day to all you losers who made an excuse not to go out today. Be about it or talk about, y’all chose talk about it. Yap yap yap.

They are “saying” this is happening. Not it’s happening, they’re “saying.” Fuck off. Nice Polite Republicans indeed.

The New York Times has to be destroyed.

It's 1am what am I doing

I’m absolutely not one of those “I want the team that beat mine to win the tournament” people, screw that I want them to get their ass whipped. But ISUs ass whipping can wait til Michigan because I need Tennessee to lose more.

This is cute, but the only thing this team will be remembered as is as the team that showed Mark Pope doesn't have the chops to cut it as the head coach & leader of the University of Kentucky Wildcats.

If St. John’s beats Duke, Kentucky should take a look at this Pitino guy. I hear he has ties to Lexington and owns some property there.

Everyone at the NYT can eat shit and die I don’t give a fuck if you think or they think they’re doing some valorous thing for being there, they should eat shit and die

People need to disabuse themselves of the concept of a “small market professional sports franchise.” Doesn’t exist. Is Cincinnati smaller than NYC? Yes. Is Cincinnati small? No. Same answers for Milwaukee, Kansas City, Salt Lake City, New Orleans, Cleveland, etc.

15. Things are fluid and maybe these dynamics change over the next few hours. But it's your regular reminder that there is no overlap in the Venn diagram between a government that works and a Congress under GOP control. /fin

14. It's so maddening. Government workers should be paid. You shouldn't have to wait on lines in airports, or worry about Coast Guard preparedness, or whether FEMA can handle the next disaster. But you do because of the utter lack of character in GOP leadership.

We should cast all these people to sea. Film it with drones and put it on PPV.

There are like 5-7 names on this list that have an any-% chance of winning the nomination, the rest is just a list of Democrat politicians with names that people will recognize.

Found the buttery male

Can someone get the honkeys under control please.

I don’t even wanna be around anymore

*MOTHER COULD BE BIKE TOMORROW IF WHEELS INSTALLED: RUBIO

I got Popeyes for lunch and the staff was nice but the food was shit? That is the exact opposite of how it’s supposed to go.

The most pathetic pedophile to ever live.

So many bangers to choose from.

It's opening day, post your favorite Bronson Arroyo/JTM collab www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjz5...

Curious that they selected the picture that looks like all of them sig heiling

Deploying ICE at airports is to normalize their transition from being a special operation targeting immigrants to being an entity that polices all. This is the production of the American Gestapo, one institution at a time.

look at this ball

No babe I was looking at CORN on ONLYFARMS, I don’t even look at the other stuff anymore babe!

Absolutely awesome that the federal government uses this thing to make important decisions

"Unable to End War in Iran, Trump Points Fingers at Advisers" this is more accurate and directly addressed the topic hth

lazy river full of purple drank

Does anyone else remember "I dunno, they're either not home or not answering their phone."

I wanna see the President go to Ripley's Believe It or Not!

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

I’m in this awful comms loop with my boss that goes: “Hey boss, we need _______.” “Okay just let me know when you need it.” *24h later* “Did ______ get ordered, I’m near zero.” “Yeah, I’ll get it, just let me know.” “…….”

You could put the Army/Navy game on every terrestrial, cable and satellite station and I’m still not watching the fucking Army/Navy game, come on.

okay so AI is absolutely cratering imminently and I need all of you to PROMISE me you won't take the high road, and will laugh and rub it in their faces as much as possible. I need you to laugh and go 'WE TOLD YOU SO, BITCH" at every opportunity, PLEASE be extremely mean and ruthless

Sinclair stations are spinning this as flipping a “seat near Mar-a-Lago.” Cope more, loser fuckheads, Woke 2 is fin to eat your lunch, dinner AND snacks. Bitch.

If the Reds aren’t playing it’s not opening day. Fuck the Yankees.

The Republican Party needs to be utterly demolished. No more bipartisanship. No more cooperation. No more benefit of the doubt. Just a cancer on this country.

everyone 12

Anyway the point is that no one knows who the Secretary of Transportation is or who Sean Duffy is. You have a chance to define the story in a way people can understand and a way you can easily do that is "they put a reality tv guy in charge of making the planes not crash and the planes crashed"

This bitch looks like a Saluki.

“weird, paranoid fantasies that do not align with reality” That pretty much sums up the conservative movement in general, doesn’t it?

Every day feels like more evidence that Trump is under the command of or is Satan. Like I haven’t ever really believed any of it, but, I mean. Man.

GIVE HIM THE STICK

If you don't laugh, you'll cry, but even if you laugh, you'll cry.

Take their pictures and dox them.

Spain should just be like “thanks for the planes!” and let Qatar Airways figure it out

Take pictures. Let's make them famous.

Does the University of Kentucky have the sack to hire Todd Golden? #BBN