War were declared

Shout out to the little boy at food lion staring a hole through me who finally just told me to my face that I look weird lmao

wbk

meeting a gay couple for the first time and getting so nervous and confused that i ask which of them is the jay and which is the silent bob

Just gonna sit here and center divs until the world ends later on I guess. Not like I wanted to eat some pussy or take a nap with a big, stinky dog or anything.

get me a fuckin breakfast sandwich you crazy bastards or you'll be living in hell

DAVID BYRNE: Water dissolving! Water removing! ME: Oh yeah? DAVID BYRNE: There is water at the bottom of the ocean 🙂 ME: That’s so cool buddy. Did you learn that at school today? DAVID BYRNE: Remove the water 😡 carry the water 😡 ME: Hm how about we carry some juice in your sippy cup bud?

Not to be This Way about it, but if you didn’t see Pink News for what it was, a cynical slop aggregator for cis and straight people, then you have serious media literacy skill issues to address

Daydreaming about doing The Voidz Human Sadness at karaoke and everyone is absolutely groaning at my shit

taking my Work Brain out my skull and swapping it with my (much smaller) Night Brain from the fridge

New painting! This one is called "Political Cartoon" 36" x 24" acrylic on canvas

In the past week: new Harry Potter shit, Idaho bathroom ban with life in prison for repeat "offenders, IOC bans trans women, the Nea York Times tells affirming doctors they're wrong, SCOTUS allows conversation therapy "Calm down trannies- don't get your tucking underwear in a knot"

Don't like your faggot kid? Ah well, since they are your property and it is Speech, you can force them into a room with a strange adult who will try and turn them into the kid you wanted all along. And hey, if all else fails, they'll kill themselves!

Happy TDOV to you and yours. Here’s to hoping we can all claw out of hell before too long. Take your meds, babies

Economists are the chiropractors of the social sciences.

NYT name searching themselves on bluesky dot com so they can dig in harder on their position that trans people are silly and expendable.

sitting in traffic when a smart beautiful woman, w/an amazing personality, walks close by—about 5ft away. i lock my car doors out of respect

Honkter Honkenstein’s Honker

This'll have virtually no effect on trans women, who already weren't competing in the Olympics (in the more than 20 years in which trans women could participate in the Olympics, a grand total of... 1 actually made a team. She came in dead last in her event). However.... apnews.com/article/ioc-...

Weird dickheads like this will obsess over preserving kids' childhoods in amber while out of the other side of their mouths advocate for replacing humanities with, like, Intro To Heteronormatively Caring About Money and AP Navigating A Civil Lawsuit

Listen here lady, only freaks like me are allowed to call Lindsey Graham a sad old closeted queen. Please for the love of god join us in the current year. Signed, a registered faggot in the upstate

A computer can never pack a bowl therefore a computer must never make a playlist

Why does Jury Duty make me so emotional

Laughing thinking about a person referring to having sex with their partner as Doing The Kiss Plan

Pretty cool that my plans to fly out to see my best friend for the first time in years has been pretty much squashed by the threat of ICE guys with DeVry digital certificates in Genital Inspection and Just Asking Questions stalking the terminal

Man these Walking And Chewing Gum At The Same Time lessons are really paying off

I wonder if this guy knows what American intervention in the Middle East is about, or has turned on a tv in the last 40 years

this is so undignified man lol imagine accepting $1500 to very publicly call a jewish man One Of The Bad Ones, wokely

there have to be consequences! for all our sakes. it's very urgent. and the people of iran are doing more for you right now, long term, than, e.g., most if not all members of congress

“Dad what were you like in the ‘90s” viral trend

SK said

Wokenstein. Wokenstein’s monster. Wokenstein’s wokester. Doctor Woketer Wokenstein’s w

Gotta say it's one of the funniest bits I've pulled off to sign the paperwork to finance a new (to me) car with a much, much larger gas tank 24 hours before the president decided to destroy Iran

It's so sick that the civil rights I've lost as a trans woman over the past year and change can simply be bought back at $3.25 per gallon. I certainly feel freer for my sacrifices

So much of what I think is wrong with *gestures vaguely* is that the people who are pissing you off every, single day have never felt what it's like to get good at something.

Now listen, I endorse petty social rebellion as much as the next gal, but to pretend that stealing from Whole Foods is anything but antithetical to the Woke project is uh Wait, hold on uhh What else, what else

Rise and grind guy crashing out over the fact that he lost an hour to hustle with thanks to DST

When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs

On the nature of darkness:

Senate Bill 14 of the 88th Legislature you say

this isn't a distraction from epstein class pedophilia it's an expression of the epstein class worldview

Pretty crazymaking to be reminded on like a biweekly basis that one of the main exports of my country is the murder and rape of children

Never forget who you’re fighting for.

Very Serious Writer who sincerely thinks in the year of our lord that fascism is an economic philosophy and that any pushback on her ideas is a personal attack on her immediate family, whom nobody in reality actually cares or thinks about

Everything in this country is a thought experiment. Every idiot asshole with a phone line spends all day masturbating in public and abstracting the stakes and it is just mind blowing how irresponsible it is. Cultural and intellectual malpractice. I can’t believe we have to live like this.

“Spiderland” was a good name for that Slint album. That shit sounds like SPIDERLAND

Alysa Liu telling 60 Minutes “I love struggling, it makes me feel alive” is a legit revolutionary statement from a Bay Area native in a time when copious amounts of time and resources are being put toward convincing us to opt out of experiencing struggle, friction and self-actualization

ps2 pre-rendered cutscene of donald trump in a kingdom hearts organization 13 robe cutting flips with xemnas. utada hikaru blaring. i cannot stop thinking about this