Browsing this company's website and the only way I can describe what I'm seeing is imagine a school shooter was a management consultant

Assistant to the regional manager Adelbert Steiner

obviously no person says this but doing this signaling bullshit is really gross. there’s fascism to get mad about. stop punching ghosts.

I really just hate the way Trump and his goons insert themselves into literally everything. I don't personally care who is or isn't in the pro football HOF, but I'm so sick of Trump using the office of the president to try to get organizations to do shit that have nothing to do with government.

We all celebrate the hero who went to a Nazi rally in 1936 with a napkin in his pocket that said “I’m not totally on board with some of this.”

True! Fun fact: They did this because someone leaked Robert Bork’s rental history during his confirmation battle.

Iowa Wild goalie Riley Mercer with an incredible backhanded save in the shootout

Hegseth saying “The Pharisee Press” should be a fully mask off moment. He is saying “The Jewish Press”. But Christians of all political stripes are so devoted to using Pharisees as a rhetorical prop that liberal Christians regularly insist it’s totally fine, no matter how many Jews try to explain.

tremendous content here

We are so far beyond even Teapot Dome levels of "government captured by private industry" in this country, and Democrats genuinely seem to believe their unpopularity is driven by being too nice to trans people, instead of being driven by their screamingly obvious hypocrisy about this.

How insane have the past two weeks been? Kristi Noem's husband

did we hit it

Newsrooms should not block the Internet Archive. Any public service publisher should not block the Internet Archive. If anything, we should all be directly supporting the Internet Archive.

this was predictable, but i don't feel all that good about it. among other things, if she can't fly out of the country she's just gonna wind up driving more.

We need much more OFFLINE intra-community political education about domestic violence. Much more. People are still at 101 when they should absolutely be at the 401 level by now.

Texas' only licensed Hindi, Punjabi, and Urdu legal interpreter is now languishing in a Raymondville detention center. She’s lived in America for 35 years: www.texasobserver.org/immigration-...

Exactly one year ago today:

The timing for this is perfect. Especially after G Fuel just dropped an “Unc” flavor and the art is just…a white dude with a fanny pack on….like. Y’all woulda been better off just naming this shit “Dad”. That’s someone’s white father right there.

We should have never doubted this man

Japanese poster for 'Mad Max' (1979) dir: George Miller

Escalate the Target boycott.

he showed up to a mostly empty auditorium, got heckled by anti war protesters opposing the war he just humiliatingly failed to negotiate an end to, erika kirk stood him up, and he tried to explain catholicism to the pope. the only way he could’ve had a worse time is if he pissed his pants up there.

I KNEW I recognized Dwarf Fortress beak dogs from somewhere!

Yoda learned galactic basic from a black market LLM created to circumvent plagiarism detection

absolutely no way in hell

This is NUTS www.thehandbasket.co/p/trump-usai...

This is, crucially, basically what he called "the undeniable truth" like three years ago and then the ADL absolved him because he waddled around Auschwitz with his kid on his shoulders

[Madden Voice] That Orban, I call him The Couch, because JD Vance just fucked him

Washington Irving: I've been working on this horror story. I think I'm on to something really spooky. The Dude: Well that's just a headless horse, man.

“when did you last have to find a new job” probably explains an awful lot about where you fall on the positive/negative sentiments about the economy

"Must've kept 10,000 beers cold"

We have entered the “you can’t kill me if I commit suicide” phase of American Decline

Gen Z doesn't want to ride in the ambulance. They want to drive themselves to the hospital after being impaled with a pipe at work, and it's reshaping the medical transport industry.

An argument

People have been shocked that an AI company is offering chats with an AI Jesus for $1.99/minute but it's important to remember and respect the fact that a core part of American evangelicalism is being financially defrauded by people who claim to speak for god

[Madden Voice] That Orban, I call him The Couch, because JD Vance just fucked him

do you want "Catholicism but american" we invented that, it's called Episcopalianism and it's even more woke. all the priests are lesbians. good luck

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

clavicular was painmogging and masochmaxxing (playing Battletoads)

Josh Shapiro is Hamas

"[batshit insane conspiracy]" "You know there's a lot of conspiracy theories surrounding them that doesn't really have much basis in anything" "Oh. Yeah. Well I don't listen to those"

Had me dying. Clip via @alexgoldennba.bsky.social

This is driven by a huge drop in 13-17 year olds getting knocked up with no recourse so just take that into consideration

Please help spread the word. We must nip this in the bud.

Schools are like "hey lock up your cell phones they're too damaging to the learning process. now please open up your lying plagiarism machine and start generating content"

Trump: Your popularity has been waning, you get yourname out there? Melania: Sure did boss, tied myself to Epstein just like you asked! Trump (actively bruising in real time): Person woman man camera tv.

Everybody should watch this insane presser. It's like a bad scene in a Netflix thriller right before shit is about to go down.

i love how Donald successfully distracted the entire world from Epstein by losing a war with Iran and then Melania is all "by the way, about Epstein..."