So you CAN get reparations you just have to be a reactionary white person who tries to overthrow the government because black votes shouldn’t count

reparations for insurrectionists

two americas, etc. etc.

god it would be so tempting to jump up out of the crowd and sack him

It is guaranteed that the people who brought this to the game definitely have said "leave politics out of sports" within the last year

Nobody wants a CEO to give a commencement speech. Put a Muppet up there. Those grads earned some fun.

The fact that the government chooses to leak this to you is an implicit insult although you would have to be self aware to pick up on that so no worries.

Somebody said, I give just enough fucks to stay employed and out of jail, so don’t be asking me to give more, cause I ain’t got it Lmao

let them fight dot gif

Telling people that they are now useless and getting mad when they boo you is a pretty funny bit

Imagine if Steve Jobs and Bill Gates were doing commencement speeches in 1996 like “we have invented the technology that will make you irrelevant and you should be grateful”

Despondent Shohei Ohtani Figured He Would Have Met Steve-O After 8 Years In U.S.

GenAI grifters just admitted they do not know how to do research.

Aunts and Uncles are so important to kids growth. They are typically (your mileage may vary) who is a safe adult who does things or shows you things you parents don’t tend to. First time driving, uncle #1. First time shooting a gun, uncle #2. Don’t tell your mom, and it’s just wholesome fun.

Man I don’t know I don’t like this poem

If you see someone stealing the Eiffel Tower, no you didn't

I don't think I can afford for wings and gas to both be high as fuck

Fucking hell, some of y’all are such joyless scolds it makes me wonder if you’re still capable of being amused by anything.

I’m firmly in favor of each and every one of these guys coming face to face with the public and realizing in real time that they’re unlikable, antisocial goons

Birth rate discourse is like “It turns out if you give women more choices, they’re less likely to make ones that make their lives harder.” Which is really helpful in figuring out how we can improve society somewhat. But instead people are like wow giving women more choices was a mistake

best trend of 2026. boo all these fuckers.

Friendly reminder that Rodgers hasn't won anything since Obama was in office. During his first term.

the sound electric cars make when they back up plays for so long outside my flat and really underscores how fucking bad people are at parallel parking

they were hated for speaking the truth

Find somebody who acts like loving you is the best decision they’ve ever made.

Do yall ever get overwhelmed at everything being content? Everything is a podcast clip, or a paid partnership, or a skit, or breaking news like omg cut this off fr 😭😭😭

Daily bunny no.3321 receives their package

“I don't understand what it's supposed to do. Every time I see a video on Instagram that's like, 'Hollywood is cooked,' what follows is, like, the most stupid dog shit I've ever seen in my life…”

thank god

☠️ perfect lmao 😂

we need high-speed rail in this country to help those of us wishing to get railed.

Ive eaten tamales with rice. Anything can be w/rice in this muthafukka.

It would have been homophobic imo to lose on pride night so thank you Joao Peglow for saving that (it feels homophobic to get a game winning goal called back by VAR on pride night though, fucking hell)

At a native NYer, I can vouch for this I didn’t hear a single non-Black Latinx person say the N-word in face-to-face conversation until I lived in Texas

I never realized you could look both scared and uninterested at the same time.

EVERYF*CKINGTHING

Oooooooo friendo mingos!! What's that jersey!?! 👀👀👀👀

The reason why America can’t and won’t understand this no matter how many times it’s explained to them: Racism.

rare time i miss twitter tbh, europeans were in my mentions calling me a yank and caping for gareth because i slandered him so much

can we fast-forward to the point in whatever social cycle we’re when society starts listening to experts again?

The Hamburg Derby passing the Reiverderby on its way down

Somebody on here said Sexyy Red makes loosie cigarette music.

All the rappers that could are too busy doin the drugs or tryna be serial killers. Maybe trappin *is* dead.

the fact that people don’t know who messi is is so american 😭 he has the most instagram followers in the whole world! the world’s most recognizable athlete!

I know you soak your teeth.

This is so good.

is this the only recorded instance of woke public drunkenness

"WHY AM I ALWAYS THE BAD GUY" brother I'm not saying she's a saint but you're quite literally drunk and screaming in public rn, I think you can figure this out

I remember Taylor Rooks first appearance on the B1G network. She was raw but you could tell she’d be great. Best part of Prime basketball show.

The creator of the word “praxis”