Why the hell is MLS Cup at 2:30 on a Saturday?

Wait there's a landlord oscars? Like a place where all the landlords get together and celebrate themselves?

Good night, SHEESH

High on the Hog covers this. A great documentary series.

Such hateful, petty, bigoted trash bags. Their hate will never erase the history she made.

my son turned on the nba and 32 seconds in the refs called a nonexistent foul. then, on review, they upgraded it to a flagrant

Can't believe our tax dollars are going to be spent settling the upcoming exorbitant defamation suit with Sabrina Carpenter, but maybe this is just how public arts funding is going to work now.

Couldn’t Sam Altman just ask ChatGPT how to make itself profitable

At his first Tulane press conference two years ago, Jon Sumrall said, "I'm telling you right now, I'm speaking it into existence, we're going to make the College Football Playoff and we're going to win it." The Green Wave are now going to the College Football Playoff.

Olivia Nuzzi: yes, she helped endanger every child in America, but at least she isn't sorry about it

Where the playas play, from far and wide...

Mexico played South Africa in the opener in South Africa. Now the inverse will happen 16 years later. Time is a circle.

That's the very definition of a you problem, ya evil bitch

tagging me and then getting irrationally angry when i respond

A bomb that doesn't go off is significantly less of a failure than one that does at the wrong time.

Part of why I and surely a handful of others are describing Brian Cole as "successful" is that he evaded capture for nearly five years and, arguably just as significantly, the hard part of making a bomb isn't making it go off, but making it NOT go off until exactly when you want to.

Angry Detroit Lions Secondary-Hating God smites another one

Cotton admits there was no Congressional authorization of use of military force.

If it wasn’t clear before. What an absolute piece of shit.

How much would it cost to give everyone healthcare?

The butt 😂

In THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS, Jack Skellington sees something, decides it belongs to him, and pumps out an altered version of it that almost looks like the real thing (but which sucks and everyone hates) while nearly destroying the thing he claimed to be championing. Jack is a dead tech bro.

The NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS sequel should be about Sally leaving Jack, because of how much he sucks, and him becoming 10x worse than he already was because now he is the most Divorced Man in all of holiday land.

This like when All Might fought the Nomu in Season 1 of MHA

YUJIIII!!!!! 😂😂😂

Just telenovela gasped

I think the more accurate read on the years-later arrest of the J6 pipe bomber is that, if they really did get the guy, he's an almost perfect example of what no one expected with a case inundated with a massive volume of tips and it's very likely the break in the case was someone ratting him out.

Isaac TeSlaa gets credit for that Monty run, pancaked the safety

I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.

I can't stand that crazy lady either but she can coach some goddamn hoops

Phase one of the prophecy is complete.

every time i see a glassmaking video: forbidden candy

Daily bunny no.3159 is looking for a perch

damn how’d you get this scoop

There are so many people living lives of quiet dignity despite horrific medical news or poverty or tragedy where every day they still wake up and try to be good people in the world even as the world pushes against them and it makes me even angrier at the absolute shitheads that rule over things

gonna start calling my brain the thought factory

“THERE GOES MY HERO, WATCH HIM AS HE GOES”

You could put Ray Lewis, Ed Reed and an actual lion in the middle of the field and Dak is still gonna throw that in breaker to Jake Ferguson

3 sacks, he heard me talking about him

Insane.

Spending 41 minutes deliberating and then deciding to kill two men clinging to the debris of their boat is nothing more or less than premeditated murder. There is no rationale that justifies this. There is no magic sequence of words or arguments that excuses it. It was cold-blooded murder.

I shouted out Al-Quadin Muhammad on CBS Sports Network tonight as a guy to watch for Detroit, so him getting a sack is good for the agenda

Of all the games to have some real goofy officiating, choosing a game between the Lions and Cowboys is fascinating

New Jujutsu Kaizen time!

Tired: drafting for positional value Wired: draft 4 straight All-Pro caliber players regardless of what position they play

Every time I get tired of the Detroit fans complaining about the refs for everything the refs go and make it really hard to not agree with Detroit fans

We have a system of laws, and we also have the Supreme Court, which exists entirely outside of that system