MIT’s NANDA initiative found that 95% of generative AI deployments fail after interviewing 150 execs, surveying 350 workers, and analyzing 300 projects. The real “productivity gains” seem to come from layoffs and squeezing more work from fewer people not AI.

Reminder to everyone visiting family this holiday... LG calls it "TrueMotion" Sony refers to it as "MotionFlow" Samsung uses the term "Auto Motion Plus" You're welcome. 📺

Malört

“If I did it.”

How?????? How is tackling before the ball is delivered not called?????

“now the jingle hop has begun”

Aight, the rebels have the size disadvantage, but they've got speed on the edges.

Absolutely insane 2 pt. Sports!

Do Sox next, plz

Do I know any analysts with expertise in the home computing supply chain?

Wednesday is the day!! @hugobarauna.com and I are almost ready to release the Beta for Programming Nerves 🥳. Stay tuned for updates 😉. #MyElixirStatus #ElixirLang

wtf. Ughhhh fine I will definitely try it.

GOD: if my commandments get 50,000 likes, i will tell Abraham to kill his son

man I KNOW this DUI lawyer

👋 Tag someone building with the BEAM! Code BEAM Lite Vancouver CFP is open. Topics: AI, Gleam, distributed systems, cloud-native & more. First-timers welcome! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

⚗️✨ Vancouver, Seattle, (and other Cascadian!) Elixir & Erlang folks: the CfP closes soon! Time to send those talks!! #elixir #erlang #beam #vancouver

This is how the Grinch was picking up shit

tis the season

*youth pastor voice* Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities

Pat Spencer pounding his chest and yelling "I'M THAT MOTHERFUCKER" at the Sixers crowd has me dying

Me when I went 1-15 in intramural bball.

Me and @boothjewett.bsky.social

Pastor Black: While I was in the middle of using the words of Jesus, they opened fire on me. It was so clear that they had been so poorly trained, or — the alternative — that they had been deliberately told to escalate violence against peaceful protesters.

An incident is an opportunity to learn and reorient how you navigate a tradeoff space, and the desire to wall them off as a disjoint/irrelevant side-effect of development you shouldn't spend time thinking about can do major disservices to organizations. But is desirable for entrenched structures.

TermUi - a direct-mode Terminal UI framework for @elixirlang.bsky.social elixirforum.com/t/termui-a-d...

This "time is a flat circle"-ass year

This Pats D has some swagger I have not seen in a LOOOONG time.

Hell yeah

It will also be out on YouTube. You can sign up to be notified of future Goats and mires at goatmire.com.

It is time. I was going to hold off, release in bulk. When all were ready. Stina suggested an advent calendar. And I try to heed her wisdom. Goatcember begins! Marc Lainez gave us this fantastic start on his teams work on The Nerves Car. goatmire.bold.video/v/ywpqe #elixirlang

It's not Thanksgiving until your racist Uncle says something racist.

Incredible 2-post span here @cjzero.bsky.social

Hi Elixir friends, After 3 years on Hologram full-time (transpiles Elixir to the browser), I'm at a crossroads. 60+ hr weeks balancing contracts & dev isn't sustainable. Where we are & how you can help: hologram.page/blog/seeking... Even sharing helps 💜 #Hologram #Elixir #ElixirLang #BEAM #WebDev

Lmao how did the official standing at the goal line miss that AJ Brown pass was incomplete??

A magician you say...

The NC State punter pinged the ball off the helmet of a defender and recovered his own kick!

josh allen

If Jesus said his disciples would be known by their love for others, then when we claim to follow him but we are known for our bullying, our mockery, our callousness, and our contempt for others, we are actively taking his name in vain. Love must be our reputation.

Ah well nevertheless. Fun while it lasted.

😮😮😮

'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'

Bill Clinton seems like the kind of guy who reacts to all his sex scandals with “still got it”

Lmao just in time for me to have ordered an OTA antenna for tomorrow.

@garrettmorrison.bsky.social Hey is there any formal-ish definition of a dogleg? At what point is a fairway bending considered one?

Generating more code is never and has never been signs of success in engineering. Generating the least amount of clear and maintainable code is always the answer. I know this context is a little different but I’m triggered.

In the entire world, do you think there are more underwear or socks?

Jordan Walsh playing his ass off brings me so much joy.

This sounds like some Trump rambling shit.