The fundamental emotion of sports fandom

We’ve got to fly Bill Kennedy around and just have him explain these review decisions. Most of the FIFA refs can’t handle the mic pressure.

This is some NBA officiating shit. “What’s a catch” ass officiating.

So brutal. I’m putting this one up with the Mookie trade as unforgivable decisions that are entirely unnecessary.

I’ll never forgive the Cs for making the team wise while making the Sixers significantly better

I think this is the hardest part of it for me. Always seemed like taking care of the city was his priority.

Jaylen Brown was as present in the community as any star you'll find. His efforts through the 7uice Foundation, the Bridge Program, and Boston XChange highlighted the bond he built with the city.

Marco Polo coming back from China:

Arnold Schwarzenegger really said "Ice to meet you" as Mr. Freeze in "Batman and Robin," and no one said anything. And people wonder why we are where we are today.

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you would think "do not lose track of the 6'5" blonde thor-looking motherfucker and let him get the ball in front of the goal unguarded" would be an easy thing for defenses yet somehow haaland keeps doing it

The rainier cherry harvest has begun in WA. Workers earn $10 per 25lb bucket. This short one month season is how workers save up for winter time as they have the opportunity to save money if they work extremely fast. Some can make $30-$40/hr but most workers don't. #WeFeedYou

loving this guided meditation youtu.be/KCytkhHTuwY?...

Even the roughest of seasons can be saved by a Sarah Langs wheeeeeeeeeee! against your arch rival

Yankees suck.

we need a joe camel for the left

Ishmael u dog

Yankees suck.

Wilson Contreras is the man to reignite Sox/Yanks bad blood and I am so very ready for it.

Mbappe is such a satisfying name to say. Mbappe

Yankees suck.

TIL the Paraguay national anthem is to sung aggressively.

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Now you can see who just signed up, a new companies feed is right there. Good interest and lots of companies signing up for the EEF Registry. Thrilled to see the uptake. It will help the foundation a ton and we have more plans. registry.erlef.org #elixirlang #erlang #gleam

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The mistake is not making waffles instead of pancakes.

I have two tied for first place. 1. At the end of a museum visit, I suggested to my 9 year old that she would have a “richer experience” if she read the materials accompanying the exhibits. 2. I texted my father about a brand of yogurt he should keep an eye out for.

It is time once again to discuss the Most Dad Things we have done in the past year. A couple of reminders: - gender is a social construct, anyone can do Dad Things - you need not be a parent to do a Dad Thing - the definition of a Dad Thing is entirely subjective and maybe made up I’ll go first:

Author Wishes She Hadn't Blown Personal Tragedy On First Book https://theonion.com/author-wishes-she-hadnt-blown-personal-tragedy-on-first-1819566064/

trying to remember some things that suck about Australia —spiders —Andrew Bogut —different name for Burger King —too good at swimming —everybody good-looking (makes me feel bad)

This Messi gentleman is quite competent in the sport of football.

The Norway row is a sick crowd chant.

43' - OH NO! DISASTER! IRAQ! Erling Haaland with his second

Oh no disaster Iraq!

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Just published a new library to calculate CRAP metrics (I know, that's what it’s called 🤷): change risk anti-patterns. It’s a metric composed of cyclomatic complexity and test coverage. 👇 ex-crap.hexdocs.pm/readme.html #ElixirLang

detective: you're a sick son of a bitch, you know it? that bird was your friend of 10, 12 years and you drop a big fuckin boulder on him. wile e. coyote: i swear to god man i didn't think it was gonna work. it never works. oh god. detective: nevada's a death penalty state.

There is a video going around on here, and it's full of false information. Everyone knows this is where Cheetos come from, Chester's butthole.

I haven't seen Cape Verde put a beating like that on Spain since the 1640 dissolution of the Iberian Union

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Joe Rogan is what'd happen if Sylvester Stallone and Elmer Fudd got into a transporter accident.

His coat looks awful on tv.

Tony Bourdain taught us all that a place is full of good food, good people, and good experiences despite very shitty politics and I think it’s kind of classically American to have thought we were excluded from that Venn diagram

the entire new york knicks team is sitting cageside at the white house tonight. "donald trump showed up for us. now we're showing up for him" your favorite player said

You up watching the livestream? Crazy right. But it got me thinking about all the scaffolding I’d built around my heart.

Knick fans are going to even more unbearable than they already are.

the mlb regular season is heating up