Hell yeah

One Palm Sunday thing that has always stuck with me from my theology classes, and that’s relevant because of No Kings yesterday, is how Christ rode a donkey into Jerusalem not just because of prophesy, but also to mock the Romans. There’s a whole side of Jesus as Resist Lib that I think people miss.

I will never apologize for a post

LUDACRIS: when i move you move THEM: just like that? LUDACRIS: no. i did not say ‘simon says’. you are out

Seems bad.

Dammmmmit Tiger. Struggling with addiction is one thing but continuing to be drive under the influence is simply unacceptable. Dammmit Tiger.

It doesn’t feel great that there isn’t much info shared until a news conference later today. I really hope he is ok.

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Lmao k man.

Mark the occasion. AtomVM cooked up a release for us. Well, a pre-release and there are MAJOR things cooking in this thing. This is Elixir on Microcontrollers. Erlang distribution and lots of other stuff. The changes are a fun read. Don't forget to hydrate. github.com/atomvm/AtomV... #elixirlang

👀 I mean I don’t necessarily agree but I’m here for it!

Never really thought about it before but VapoRub is spicy Vaseline

I _think_ this is about farts.

"What kind of TSA PreCheck Member are you"

The vibes are increasingly like a mixture between “Veep” and “The death of Stalin”

Seems bad.

Look I get that at this point in my career I should be comfortable with languages/technologies like JS but.. I am not. I have never been able to wrap my head around it.

Especially in elementary schools where he's on the lookout for the next Melania

“Aw, shit, Lord, now why you doin all that to me now?”

easy bucket

The Strait of Hormel is closed, choking the world’s supply of chunky beef chili

2 things. Not wrong. I absolutely cannot ball whatsoever. I walk when I play so I can feel superior to those to ride.

Tank for the rest of the season and hope to land a generational talent type of lottery pick in next year's draft

[Sade voice 🎵]

Trump rolling by on his golf cart to the press: NEARLY DONE

Someone needs to send an ambulance to X

CONAN: “For the first time since 2012 no British people are nominated for Best actor or best Actress… a British spokesperson commented, ‘Yeah, well, at least we arrest our pedophiles.’" #Oscars

This baseball team is the most Fellowship of Christian Athletes team of all time.

This is some psycho shit.

THIS 👏 IS 👏 NOT 👏 A 👏 DATING 👏 SITE 👏

These guys had a more coherent plan for managing the gas crisis than the current administration

I think I’m speechless.

Pretty funny to work for an entity that can be abbreviated as BOFA and badly fall for a blatantly obvious trick

The judge also ordered DOJ to pay plaintiff's legal costs in straight cash, homie.

no really, holy shit

League exec checks in by phone after the game: "If he's gonna play like that and they're gonna play like that, that's gonna be a bitch of a team to stop. I know it was against Dallas, but holy $#×& that was smooth."

the price of oil surging means you can burn your shein clothes, extract the oil, and make more money than you paid

The call for talks for #ElixirConf Chicago (September 10-11) is out! Now to put together some proposals... elixirconf.com #ElixirLang

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

That’s Richard Dreyfuss.

Telling Jesus he'll never make it if he keeps being so hostile to wealth. Advising him to moderate his message to appeal to the Galilee suburbs

Getting on stage @exmexconf.bsky.social to share these stories was such an honor and a delight. Thank you Nathan Hessler for the opportunity!! youtu.be/q0tzXAzZ9PM?...

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Bring me on your podcast you cowards.

Gonna guess the nuclear weapons are right next to Saddams WMDs.

It's not the bite, it's the clothing. "Honey, what do you suppose our customers wear?" "Something casual, I would guess." "How about my light cashmere sweater?" "Perfect."

Heyo -- if anyone's using this and it works, LMK! Just wanna make sure it's not a "works on may machine" situation and I shipped something that doesn't work for folks.

I build a Neovim blink.cmp source for Hex.pm. Now you can search hex packages from your mix.exs file, and autocomplete versions. github.com/dbernheisel/...