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Imprintor A fast and efficient Elixir library for generating PDF documents from Typst templates using native Rust implementations. hexdocs.pm/imprintor/re...

*man passes out* Onlooker: thank goodness! The person in charge of American healthcare is here! RFK Jr: first of all who here is circumcised?

“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”

@ Andrew Cuomo

tonight New Yorkers have rejected the candidate most likely to believe the ninja turtles are real and active (Eric Adams) AND the candidate most likely to claim he beat one to a pulp in 1988 (Curtis Sliwa)

Praise be.

Cries in Celtics fan.

My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)

📣 DC folks: Come join us for the next meetup! Elixir, LSP, Expert - all from our own Cameron Duley. #elixir #gleam #erlang

Tell me the devil doesn't exist. Watch this baseball game and tell me the devil doesn't exist.

I think this is the truest baseball tweet for me

peak baseball is indistinguishable from the feeling of hitting your head against a cement wall

Pages should've done the TOO SMALL after making that catch

No. Way.

That’s a LOT closer than it should have been.

Ughhhhhhhh so close!!!

Holy shit.

looks like a fart cloud coming outta his butt I'd be smiling too!

T H I S I S R E A L T O U C H

🚀🚀🚀 I'm doin' a signal boost! I just met Vanessa, an early-career dev with great energy looking for work! Interested in games and webdev, and working on a PS1-style game in her spare time. (Contact info is on her website) 👀 queenofsquiggles.codeberg.page

Sam Hauser rn

Hey so I’ve been looking for my next role and striking out. If you know anyone looking for an Elixir dev with experience managing and advocating for teams, I’m your guy!

Note: This is me — I asked this question. You’ll hear me say “yes you have” here — because Johnson was already *directly asked* about one of these instances (when the Presbyterian minister was shot in the head with a pepper ball) in one of earlier shutdown press conferences.

To Vladdy: wow that one was FAST wasn't it? To the catcher: did you catch that? Amazing

Martin Short Home Plate Ump

Wow, crazy news today. Anyway, here are my top eight prop bets for the Thunder-Pacers game tonight, sponsored by GambleYourEntireIRA dot com ...

Per the Foundation's website, past recipients of this award include Henry Kissinger (twice), Dick Cheney, and Donald Rumsfeld.

Live your life in such a way that 7 million people don’t show up just to tell you that you are an asshole. #NoKings

I didn't take pics but the feeling of being in a group of people with no visible beginning or end was so thrilling. The opposite of online anomie, and a living counterpoint to the wary, isolated, compartmentalized world the shitheads want to make. It's simple and obvious I guess but it means a lot.

Who is Jelly Rolls music for?

happy 21st stealiversary to all who celebrate

They should make more baseball players like Josh Naylor, a compact cluster of haunches and beef who is one of the best base-stealers in baseball despite running like an English bulldog with rabies

007 struggling against his restraints: you can't cook those chicken nuggets with the fries, blofeld. you'll burn one and undercook the other blofeld: fret not, mr. bond. this air fryer has dual zones

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

That insanity goes down officially as a grounded into double play, making it the only batted ball hit over 350 feet for a GIDP in the pitch tracking era (reg. + postseason). Max Muncy grounded into a 404-foot double play.

insanely normal play by play here

In answer to your questions ... No, I've never seen that before. No, it didn't happen because I will Strange But True madness to happen. Yes, we just saw a "grounded into double play" on a ball that looked like a possible slam over the CF wall. And the catcher recorded both forceouts. Baseball!

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis > It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

If anyone needs new sharps or kitchen gadgets, my local blademonger is running a 30% off sale, no code needed. I've bought (and sold) many a knife here, great folks to work with, and they ship anywhere. couteliernola.com and if you're in/around NOLA their sharpening service is cheap and awesome.

Lmao wtf is this shit

This _almost_ makes up for them beating the Sox.

Wanna learn more about the pastor in this photo? I talked to him yesterday. He's currently part of a lawsuit against DHS, in part due to this exact moment: religionnews.com/2025/10/07/i...

This seems bad.

Absolutely silly. I love it so very much.

HAPPENING NOW: Judge Karin Immergut hears emergency arguments as California and Oregon seek to block President Trump's deployment of federalized California National Guard troops to Portland. 🧵