Doing a patriotic thing

got a spicy dill pickle beer for micheladas this weekend but only belatedly realized it's a *sour* and therefore has a weird funk to it that doesn't quite *go*

Kyiv tonight 🇺🇲🇺🇦

Happy dril + Garfield day to all who celebrate

“.. Members of the group Patriot Front ride the metro on the 250th anniversary of U.S. independence in Washington, D.C.” @reuters.com

Jolene at it again I see

Population of Cabo Verde: 597,331 Population of Mesa, Arizona: 513,656

LOL, well, damn. Okay, Merriam-Webster.

We wanted to know how regular Americans feel about the country’s 250th birthday. So we talked to three South African neo-Nazi billionaires at a ketamine bar on Market Street

Largest US power grid operator after a federal alert to cut consumption amid generator outages, ​massive overloading of transmission lines ⁠and a surge in air conditioning ​use, instructs utilities to reduce electricity to customers who are under contract to reduce consumption during ​emergencies.

I gotta hand it to these guys nobody does passive aggressive bitchiness like the Catholics apparently

Sneering Odium, THE Ohio State university

I'm going to go to the outrageous length of assuming that if someone feels or acts one way or another, they might have done some reasoning, thinking, or living to get there

most irritating part of "how can you root for the US did you know we are bad" is why the fuck do you think I got here without thinking about all this and coming to my own peace with it why do I have to be in the slow lane with you, ever you missed this meeting I'm not giving you my notes

fml

oh, wonderful. the cicadas have arrived.

I'm waiting for Vatican 3.5, when they replace communion wine with Malort

wild to see an ad for weed on tv

people who hate imperialism and genocide can simply root for USA's opponent on Monday night, Belgium

This World Cup we're being out-fanned on every level

You have to be a stone freak to be an international soccer manager

hmmm what if I spend this holiday long weekend watching The Closer from the beginning

The surgical precision in this field dressing of Stephen Miller has to instill terror in any high-profile person. Just knowing this could happen to you.

if you’re from the united states you should be dressing in a hair shirt. if you have children you should be locking them in a dark room from birth to avoid any latent national pride. your women should walk the earth in chains and your men should bury themselves in a refuse. I’m a normal guy btw

Pre Onion Wars can check

90 minutes to InfoWars. There is a very special caller in this week's episode of Emergency! With Tim Heidecker. Hope you recognize him.

yeah, the "you should feel ashamed for cheering on USMNT" thread is a wealth of accounts to block, tbh

🚨BIG news! Fifth Circuit says undocumented immigrants with no criminal records, specifically those who came across the border at some point long in the past, MUST be given a bond hearing within 90 days of arrest, at which the government must be able to justify continued jailing.

15 HOURS?!?!

pickett's charge is one of the stupidest military maneuvers ever ordered and I do not have to die on that hill because so many confederates did it for me

Well okie dokie then

You do not, in fact, have to shake hands with the Confederates. You just burn down their house and knock their tooth out.

You have never laughed as hard as the Washington Post reporter who wrote this sentence.

Yeah eat shit you’re out of Hat Club www.npr.org/2026/07/02/n...

if I were an elected representative and my constituents were coming up and saying "our daughter can't go to college unless she gets an athletic scholarship" I would be like "this is why we need universal free college" not "we'll pretend to solve this by being cruel to trans people." crazy right

NY Knicks management is 10000x more fashchud than anything officially associated with the USMNT and y'all had no problem identifying with that shit. Just enjoy fun community things that are positive in an inclusive environment, that act alone is more praxis than a dozen zines no one will ever read

The USMNT has won a third game at a World Cup, a thing they have never done before

Country Roads makes me feel things the Star Spangled Banner never will

We need our most deranged SEC bag men to get the Balogun red overturned

Now we appeal the Balogun suspension in the Northern District of Texas

And that's a winner! Here's your USMNT celebratory GIF.

“I hope this email finds you well!” How this email finds me:

PHEWWWW

does this man have frosted tips in the year of our lord 2026

our boys came to play, that's for damn sure

oh baby there's Gio