Even the William Joel thinks Tiger’s driving is poor

As a GA resident who voted for him, what is the presidential appeal for Ossoff? Is there anything beyond a consultant calculus of “purple state senator” plus “conventionally attractive”?

William Butler Yeats gazing in the direction of Bethlehem:

They said it couldn’t be done, but this is just the start.

If this had been the law back when the Thrashers were around, Atlanta could have kept its hockey team

These also all work as UGA QB names

Fuck it man we're cooked. Sell the place for parts, America is done.

Might be the greatest opening paragraph of anything ever.

Lord of Illusions

Have you ever been jealous of a survey demographic

LSU has a live bengal tiger on campus and somehow that's the most normal thing about their athletics department right now

i don't much like platner for the same reason i have rapidly come to dislike annie andrews and the same reason i don't like newsom — values matter, and throwing out homophobic or misogynistic or transphobic "jokes" display contempt for the values the overwhelming majority of party voters live by

Just thinking about how the first “farewell tour” for the Rolling Stones was the same year Taylor Swift was born…

Insecure, Frustrated Bully With Something To Prove Considering Career In Law Enforcement https://theonion.com/insecure-frustrated-bully-with-something-to-prove-cons-1819575405/

It appears someone does appreciate when I come home for lunch on an in-office day:

Paul is this close to having a “nice” ERA to start his season

What if Iran had dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you? What then?

OH MY GOD STOP TRYING TO SAY X IS AN IMPORTANT PLATFORM ITS NOT ITS THE SIZE OF PINTEREST BUT IF I WAS LIKE 'DEMOCRATS GOTTA WIN THE COMMENTS WAR ON PINTEREST' THEYD LOCK ME FUCKING AWAY

Coming from Lewis and Tolkien, The Dark Is Rising was wildly different to kid me (plus by the later books it was teaching me tiny bits of Welsh) But if anyone asks, deny there was a film adaptation attempt.

WBC has him starting the season in postseason form

Stop worrying about what YA books to let your kids read and let them sort it out with V C Andrews and cocaine era Stephen King as God intended

movie about all the world's nations working together to stave off an environmental apocalypse succeeds by completely avoiding politics

just for the record "death of the author" means "the author doesnt have total control over the meaning of their own art" not "its okay to give money to hitler if you liked his paintings as a child"

Gang. GANG. Here's that Ghanian bootleg Cheers artwork you were looking for.

given the modern conservative fascination with Sparta it's at least a little funny that they've engineered a situation in which Persia is able to level a dramatically uneven battlefield by forcing the conflict into a narrow pathway

say less 🫡

ass power is science

the girl guides in the UK just kicked out all their trans members specifically bc they were threatened with a lawsuit from a rowling-funded group

some Coinbase customers are horrified that the Coinbase app is encouraging them to gamble they're so close

its almost like, and hear me out for a sec, the country is *gasp* predominantly woke

This might in fact be the sin qua non Dad movie. WW2, particularly DDay Weather Brits

There are like five different “wait wait wait WHAT” word groupings in this one headline alone

Things are going to get bad in very weird and specific and necessary ways. This feels like the beginning of Covid in that anyone who is paying even the slightest amount of attention is fucking spiraling while other people tell them to just stop worrying

omg this queen ran in SUPPORT of property taxes slopulism found dead in a ditch!!!!!

“It is not the first time the Army has accepted older recruits. The service temporarily increased its maximum enlistment age to 42 in 2006 as it struggled to fill its ranks amid major combat operations in Iraq and Afghanistan.” Read more at: www.stripes.com/branches/arm... Source - Stars and Stripes

This framing is appalling and, importantly, just fucking wrong - "just $1" is $1 too much, because the charges are illegitimate - it is not illegal in Georgia to induce one's own abortion, so I don't know what "illegal abortion" the AP (or the prosecutors) are talking about here

Good dogs.

While technically he could still get a third Champions League trophy, I appreciate the writers looking at this Liverpool team, seeing they’d have to go through PSG, and wisely playing the odds.

Cause of death: money and litigation pit. And thank goodness too.

As an fyi it’s infected wedding receptions too

Imagine the Empty Suit-Off battle he could have with Keir Starmer?

Also, if you’re a party that’s for a strong safety net and, let’s say against raising the age for Social Security, it seems like working over TWO DECADES past that retirement age is setting a really shitty example

Oh well this shit should be over with pretty shortly lol