sam altman is just a sales guy with one goal: getting obscenely rich in silicon valley. his big thing previously was an app where you can find your friends on a map and after he sold it it turned out to have 500 users. he's not a stemlord he's just a run of the mill song and dance flim flam man

Nightmare on Elm Street 3 I was like 8 or so and made the cardinal mistake of trying to look away from the screen a lot so I could hear great foley work and not the special fx

This would be truly glorious

I find it really galling when stupid people think you’re even stupider than they are. I mean, I don’t mind geniuses thinking I’m dumb. They have a point. But these guys thinking we’ll believe this? Gross.

Becoming convinced I’m part radiator. Went to the gym and then the grocery store after and put my sweatshirt on over my tank top after the gym (sky was out so thighs were out in shorts the whole time), and immediately regretted it as it felt too hot. At 41 F with winds making it feel like 30 F.

I need to go to the gym. The cat disagrees

THE HATER BOWL

I’m picky, OK?

when i'm dictator of the universe we're replacing all flashback sequences in prestige tv with gratuitous sex scenes. the zoomers will be upset at first but they'll thank me later

Falcors gonna Falcor

At least it’s not their first round pick they’re devaluing this time

Reminder that years ago it was found out that the FBI straight up made up a whole bunch of fake forensic sciences, plural. People have gone to jail and been executed due to literally pseudoscience. Hair forensics, for instance, is totally nonsense. They admitted it. slate.com/news-and-pol...

PSA: You don’t owe anyone an explanation about the health reasons why you are wearing a mask. Badgering others about the tools they need to survive is stigmatizing and ableist, and should have no place in decent society.

Knives out: the upper middle class are squabbling vicious children who do not deserve their inheritance Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter

Enthusiastically seconded. It really is special, and you can find them at @nucisspace.bsky.social

Oh it’s very windy out

It's way too early for me to be laughing this hard. 🤣

#YNWA baby

Keir Starmer was the model for centrists and popularists who insisted that moving right on issues, especially immigration, is how you win at politics. Wonder if there will ever be any self-reflection here! Ah well nevertheless

Next time someone says they don’t have to apologize for being white anymore, ask them to tell about the most recent time they were forced to apologize for being white and who made them do it.

RB debate: has James surpassed Dalvin on the “better NFL career” front?

It’s particularly galling because we have a decade plus of increases masking in various APAC countries that were hit hard by H1N1. Fewer colds and flu infections is possible

I’ll let legal scholars figure out how it works, but I want a global wealth cap. So long as people are starving and homeless, billionaires should not exist anywhere in the world.

The Cardinals started the season 2-0. Then they allowed the Charlie Kirk memorial to be held in their stadium. They're 1-13 since. A pox on this franchise

Grizz, the Memphis Grizzlies mascot, turning a child into a meat crayon.

I love the commercial that’s like “ChatGPT will help you get laid by teaching you how to cook pasta.” Bro, if you can’t cook pasta without ChatGPT, you are far, far too stupid to be in an adult relationship.

Again, free advice for 2026 campaign strategists: “make rich assholes suffer actually meaningful consequences” is a winning campaign message

Wine Pizza Boobs

Remember: When Tylenol was poisoned *by an outsider* and killed people, the company recalled all their products & redesigned them. When Intel’s Pentium had a bug so obscure it affected 1 in _9 billion_ long division calculations, they recalled their chips. ChatGPT was made deadly *by its team*.

GOOD NEWS! Researchers have shown Alzheimer’s disease can be REVERSED- not just prevented. Using a potent neuroprotective compound called P7C3-A20, they found RESTORING balance to a central cellular energy molecule (NAD+) not only PREVENTED disease features but REVERSED them, EVEN at late stages.

This is like a couple of very big dogs quietly sneaking towards an unattended plate

people in hell want ice water

To the tune of “Jingle Bell Rock”: That’s not the way to hold That’s not the way to hold That’s not the way to hold cock

It is too damn hot for the last Saturday in December. (Of course I’m the dumbass who decided to walk from midtown to the highlands after some potent spiked eggnog so part of the sweaty is on me.)

“It should’ve been ME. Not HIM. It’s not FAIR.”

🎶 I will remember yoooooooou 🎶

Slammin Strawberry has rejected the authenticity of Mouth Heaven, causing a potential rift in the Pop Tart religion

Get to the mascot sacrifice!

Thank you for your service, Haynes King. Like Jake Haener before you, take your place in the CFB Hall of Dudes and finally rest 🫡

Frank Costanza approves

Call that red zone defense Lucille Bluth

Did Canion get injured or is he not playing? Would’ve been useful there

What the hell is this clock management?