Florida! If you are African or African-American and O- (or don't know your blood type), you are in need! And even if you aren't African or African-American, donate anyway, because if you aren't an antigen match they can still use your blood for someone else to save any matches for Gigi.

I firmly believe this alone is the biggest driver of crime coverage and discourse

a million things on this earth you could've put on that chicken and you reach for KETCHUP??????? this is why i won't have kids. cannot risk bringing another one of those people into the living realm.

<repeatedly, in the middle of one of the best sporting events the world will see all decade> "JAMES CORDEN IS ALSO HERE"

This World Cup we're being out-fanned on every level

Harry Kane gotta have the most punchable face alive

Me for the next two hours

Please let me in, Norway!

It’s 43 minutes past midnight. This is downtown Oslo.

We needed this rain.

NORGE

Interesting time to start talking shit

Congrats to our giant Norwegian cousin!

Louder for the rubes in the back!

again: Y'all have the French ALL wrong

they kept beating the shit out of him and it only made him more disdainful, it might be a top ten culturally French moment of the century

oh my god I’m dying. LOL. LMFAO.

this is just the dc ems calls in the last two hours

We all called this yesterday. LIBRULS @beingbecks.bsky.social @coxasaurus.bsky.social @sarahritchey.bsky.social @lisawillnotlose.bsky.social @kj1417.bsky.social

POV you just deposited a $17 chili dog in a 140-degree portajohn at the Great American State Fair

It smells like three day old hot dog water in there!

You DoorDashing that shit, cause.. ?

The troops already have two holidays, they don't need to invade another one. Today is for celebrating our strong dislike of the British.

Spent enough time outside in the humidity for my baby hairs to coil back into their natural state of a 3C corkscrew.

During the day, 72. At night, 67.

That football match and the Swift-Kelce wedding (via Sandler?!?!) at MSG at the same time is about as good an old-school social media moment as we’ve had in a while. Dear Universe: do it now. We can go one level higher.

💯

I know that T Swift donates to food banks often, but I love that she also chose to donate to Dolly’s Imagination Library. More of this please

Rain!

I really appreciated the show American Gods for weaving African Gods/mythology like Anansi and Sheba into the greater world of mythology for an American audience.

Me, but with lady parts.

I used to have incredible skin, but all the frowning in consternation since 2015 has really done a number on my forehead.

I also highly recommend a GI power wash weekly with a healthy serving of tabbouleh. The parsley and olive oil will get you right in no time.

Alex Karp is having lunatic meltdowns every day on TV. Let's check in on another Palantir board member and see if they can talk some sense in him. He what? He said WHAT? Ah, well, nevertheless

“Yeah Ma, I’m not loving the carpentry thing but I’m kinda killing it as an influencer…. A shirt? Yeah of course I’m wearing a shirt.”

The Ardennes region of Belgium-France-Luxembourg

Once again, Ronaldo benefits from unaccountable judgments

I can’t believe I’m being forced to root for Spain.

*the coolest shit you've ever seen* FIFA Ref: ...offsides

Still a good day for wolves to attack Cristiano Ronaldo

Ronaldo scored off an easy penalty, and Portugal won on a technicality. Eat shit.

I’m gonna need VAR to take a long walk off a short pier

Booooooooooooo

This better be a goal.

TOUGH SCENE - Kyle

Trump is not America. He's anti American. America is eating birria with some randos on folding chairs in the parking lot of the Food 4 Less watching the world cup on a flat screen wearing my knock off Mexico jersey.

Do Peanuts not understand that their Charlie Brown is essentially understood as a ho-having symbol globally?

all of you should feel shame for being emotionally invested in soccer, george washington did not plow his dodge challenger into the british lines for this