"there's a new serif in town"

Well yeah. And that the album was a “flop”, even though it broke records.

Pertinent and true

Hold on a fucking second. The critically-lauded, Golden Globe-nominated movie “Marty Supreme” is a dramatization about a fucking PING PONG PLAYER?! I love lil Tim, but what on EARTH?

I, for one, would love a messaging app named BITCH AT. I’ve got opinions, and you people need to hear them.

Was 100% sure that said “paint chip” on first glance. My eyes are getting old.

NEW: The Trump administration has argued that Fed board member Lisa Cook may have committed mortgage fraud by declaring more than one primary residence on her loans. We found that Trump once did the very thing he claimed could be a crime.

lmao they put the World Cup in America and now it's got commercial breaks.

some significant part of this is just catch-all fear for “this is not the child I ordered” I think

That's just me using my employee discount since evidently I'm a part time cashier now 🤷🏾‍♂️

The most modern Christmas ornament

I thought this was a pizza king cake, and my back got a tiny bit bigger

Look, FSU did its part to keep Bama out. Everyone else failed.

The alt text LMFAO

The only reason Indiana won that game is because I fell asleep shortly after 8pm. You’re welcome @tcinternets.com

Once people decided they could ignore the “only go down this aisle this way” signs on the floor they decided they could just ignore everything.

Can't remember if it was this bad before COVID but I'm seeing an alarming spreading of what I'll call Airport Behavior to other public places. Obliviousness to other people's existence, ineptitude at navigating the environment. "Is this your first time at the grocery store" type stuff

You know, Bama, you could have Norvell for cheap now.

We are so back

Tin foil time: Kirby’s gonna let Bama score 10 in this quarter just to keep Sankey happy

The only thing keeping this drive alive is #15 for Georgia. Should’ve been a 3 and out. Bama is CHEEKS.

Ty Simpson ain’t right. Something ain’t right.

Jodeci teaches us sometimes you gotta holler at it

This pub is playing Crush On You, and it’s completely lost on the children and single white male Boomers here.

These are deeply unserious people

And this is why it’s always been Fuck Sean Combs since the 90s.

This just made me irrationally angry.

All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences

My sweet little Teeny Tiny was spayed in September, but was still having heat cycles. The shelter clinic went in today to explore, and an entire ovary and uterine horn (fallopian tube) had been left behind. SHE HAD PYOMETRA. A little 6lb kitten! I would have burned that shit down if she died. Whew

Eating out of the trash - Austin Swift

I always love this glimpse into my ‘tism.

It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.

Hi friends. As your hottie friend doing work on data centers, I am BEGGING you to stop using AI. It is not worth the increase in your electricity bills. the increase in water bills the emergency room visits the droughts the degradation of ecosystems the fatalities the racism

It was the Tik Toks and not the multiple videos of Palestinian parents carrying the pieces of their children's bodies, blown apart by Israeli airstrikes, in plastic takeout bags that turned away young people from supporting Israel, certainly

And this isn't your imagination, or a fake problem I'm fabricating to get mad at. It's a few weeks until 2026 and we still have the opinions of *James Carville* force-fed to us like fois gras geese every 2-3 months. This is not normal. It's not. It's not supposed to work like this.

The issue is even more reductive than whether or not you feel like Hillary Clinton has a point here (lol). The deeper issue is why are the Clintons still a thing. Why does anyone listen to either of them, ever, about anything. It's ancient history. Let them go.

THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT, NIECE! y'all chose life & legacy, i chose ME & my disposable income. i really don't know what to tell you.

Doesn’t matter how angry or upset I am, I will crack a joke and all will be okay. I also have an ass that won’t quit.

75k square feet? Bomb this shit. Put it out of its misery. Also, “Shelly Belzer Shmelzer” sounds like a fake name. Or it should be.

This is EXACTLY how I want my membership fees used

they call it johnson and johnson because that’s where you put it

Putting a Nothing Bundt Cakes next to the LA Fitness is some diabolical shit, man.

I am way too fat to be seeing shit like this

Cohen: glory to the partisans and let's fuck.

Thank you for spending a delightful day with me on my birthday! 🩷🩷 @hollyanderson.bsky.social @glitterburrito.bsky.social @calligator.bsky.social @mariwhitehurst1.bsky.social

Lane is the I Can Fix Him of coaches, for both schools and staff, and I don’t need to elaborate

@hollyanderson.bsky.social I’m still coming! Got waylaid by a couple things! My apologies!