Every single podcast I’ve ever listened to, it’s ads ads ads for Bombas socks. One of my clients gave me a pair and y’all? They are the truth. Man!

I think @staceyabrams.com needs to come rescue us from this GA governors race. It feels like the right time.

Miami democratic mayors came back before the U

Where can I watch the soccer match where I don’t have to pay for espn? I cut everything off except Netflix and Apple TV

I got through a bit of the first episode and was like this show feels familiar. It was on HBO like 2 years ago! Tf! And I feel like I had that same reaction on Twitter lol. I probably have CTE, idk

I can't believe I'm being PERSECUTED for who I am (a person who commits crimes)

Jesse Plemons is a great actor. One of our best. But the fact that a lot of his roles have us needing to believe he is a sex symbol is a lot. Currently watching Love & Death.

The girls are fighting! Come through with the hostile takeover Paramount!

Anyone else watching Pluribus?

I think I sprayed too much cologne when I got out of the shower bc I’m tipsy. So if you smell a f boy in your vicinity just know

This girl on Hinge said the way to win her over is to swallow an AirTag so she would know your location at all times. You know what? Matched

Shiv loves taking parts with American accents

I’m so checked out, does a Miami win today mean they’re in the ACCCG?

Liking back on the 20 years I spent doing retail Black Fridays. Idk know if it’s the same anymore, but I’m very grateful for a day of peace today.

🇩🇴 Friendsgiving 😋

I wonder what this code name means

I will never lament getting older. Life just keeps getting better. Be grateful for every single day, and every single experience.

The fact that the saints suck worse than the falcons lol

At least I was alive for the dynasty and was a freshman for 1999. I don’t want any parts of this football program anymore.

So we’re broke

I love my life lol

How does one become a college football coach actually. Is there a YouTube tutorial? Bc I would enjoy being the absolute worst at my job, and getting paid $50 million to leave.

Okay guys, I think I can sell enough Girl Scout cookies for Mike’s buyout

Jake Weinberg kicking it into South Carolina

I used to chastise people for being too negative about FSU on social media. Now I miss y’all, where are my doom and gloom ppl at

Lot of pathetic games in the past few seasons, but this is top 2 and it might not be 2

I’m not even upset at this point. Get Mike out of here. Like NOW.

Duce.

I would say throw the bag at Mandrell Desir but I kind of don’t wish the misery of staying with this team on him

Wtf was that? Smhhh lol

I walked down to the store to get more wine at halftime and got caught in the rain. No piña coladas in sight. Very much on theme with this night.

Man this team sucks. So bad.

Why are we all sadomasochists? That’s the only explanation for watching a Friday night game with this team at Carter Finley.

The second Wicked might be better than the first idk. Gonna have to watch it at least 5 more times

Omg

This really is the most bizarre timeline.

It never used to be dark by 5pm. They're doing this to demoralize you

obligatory:

We suck. This is not news. But I felt the need to reiterate it.

Mike’s face just pisses me off at this point

Alrighty guys. Time to regret some decisions tomorrow ✌🏼

That’s gonna be the play that loses us the game. Dear god.

Defense randomly clocking in. Okay. Gus needs to get in his bag

I’ll take the defensive actually showing up. Desir twins need the bag next year.

Welp

Dabo coaching for his life, Mike coaching for his buyout

So the good news is we’ll prob get blown out, so 2 points won’t matter lol

Well I would like that to be reviewed

15 minutes to buy another very ill advised bottle of wine to last the entire game. I’m off tomorrow so I can at least rue my decisions in peace