Bab-bye O’Reilly

Oh wow, this is huge. You used to have to go to the Library of Congress to get most of this.

If Alex Golesh doesn’t work out at the bird/cat school, Tim Cook has a chance to do the funniest thing.

Warthog’s 2030 wetting down must include karaoke:

No one: Absolutely no one: Me: 45/drizzle >>>>>> 85/humid

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Early 90s: If I Had No Loot Late 90s: You Get What You Give

In fairness, outright saying “…what should *I* order…” means she makes no false pretenses as to what her agenda is. Also, she can go to hell.

*Overheard in other room* “Go New York!” “This is the WORST basketball I have EVER SEEN.” And assorted other musings from Tank. Reader, there is *NO ROOM* at this inn for a New York Knicks fan.

🗣️PUT 🗣️AWAY 🗣️YOUR 🗣️SHOPPING 🗣️CART

BREAKING: It’s official. Georgetown has been renamed GEORGIAtown. Two different gents gave robust GO DAWGS in as many blocks when they saw my G cap. Carry on. AND GO DAWGS

Less quiet, more riot

“If lovin’ the Lord is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.” Rev. Brown

Carrier deployments typically are 6 months, but have increased to 9 months of late. Keeping morale up means ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING on these ships. 😢

Can you imagine the Bad Place issuing this caliber of transparency?

Wait…it was a DoS attack? God bless it.

Let’s do a little cleanse. Who has good news to share? I’ll start… My nephew said “mama” clear as a bell to my SIL for the first time today. 😊

Now that Live Nation and Ticketmaster have gotten their wrists slapped, the next normalized criminal enterprise is parking garages. No validation, of course. No, I cannot pull up the QR code to pay because I AM TWO STORIES UNDERGROUND, YOU GRIFTING COWARDS.

Pssh, Tom Brady long career and whatnot. Dave Winfield played 78 seasons of ball and retired at 167 years old.

LOLive Nation

JV Dance telling anyone how to do anything.

This is Joe Fox’s fault. “The whole purpose of places like Starbucks is to get people with no decision making ability whatsoever to make six different decisions just to buy one cup of coffee.” F-O-X

No better descriptor(s) I’ve found so far.

There’s an inverse relationship between the state of one’s golf game and the duration of time one talks about the state of one’s golf game.

Fam member just got their office’s invite to something called the WH “Spring Garden Tour.” Said family member and I and many others are wondering what “gardens” the WH has.

Edit: “NCAA is broken” is sufficient.

Is anyone familiar with the children’s publishing world? (Yes, I have done my research which now extends to polling the BlueSky.) What are the most reputable children’s publishing houses you’ve worked with?

So does the “Christian” right.

Can J.D. also stay out of U.S. politics??

JV Dance needs to be excommunicated from the Catholic Church.

You know full well Melon Usk is too chicken shit to go into space. If he REALLY believed in the integrity of SpaceX, he’d have Lieutenant Danned it out of Canaveral on top of one of those space crafts and fired up a blunt the size of California while screaming nonsensical alphanumeric code.

McWTF are you people alluding to?

Well, I don’t want to live around people who are inconsistent with their comma usage and THEY are abhorrent to me, DALE.

Sometimes I wonder if Broccoli Rob was okay with his hotter cousin being the popular one.

Silly Girl dinner three nights in a row and frozen dinners for Tank because Mr. B is on a dads are still fun dudes trip? A girl could get used to this.

They’ve landed Landed Back in Back in LANDED BACK IN CAAAAALI

Also, can we please get a HELL!!! YES!!! NASA!!! #FundNasa @artemis.extwitter.link

It’s just mesmerizing to me hearing former/retired astronauts talk about the active crews. They’re so proud of each other. You can feel the weight of their words - how they know the stakes they take on with each of these missions. It helps remind me humans are good at heart.

Did you come of age in the southeast in the last 35 years? The new Drivin n Cryin record is out today and it’s great.

I do not at all understand the obsession with The Princess Bride. Blah.

Diet foods/drinks are repugnant. Signed, A very pro-sugar accountholder

It’s decided. I’m going back this year. Which UGA home game should I go to?

!IMPORTANT! WHEN YOU COUNT THE NUMBER OF DAWGS PLAYING AT THE MASTERS, OMIT PATRICK REED WHO 1) DID NOT GRADUATE FROM UGA AND 2) IS A SLIMY CHEATING SCUMBAG. Carry on. Go Dawgs.

The Patriots lost the Super Bowl. Is this foreshadowing?

I have a problem. Dried mango. I can’t stop. Please take it away from me.

Annual announcement: surrender day should be a national holiday.

What the HELL is an Elbridge Colby and why the hell would anyone ever listen to it?

OutKast. Jr year of college. I instead studied for a final the next day. Aced the test and I’m still mad. 😭

Trying to be positive…just had a happy memory. My husband and I visited Florence years ago and ducked into Basilica di Santa Croce at random. It has tombs of/memorials to Michelangelo, Dante, Machiavelli and other 🇮🇹 Ren men. Including Galileo. We two were doing a self-guided tour, but passed …

IMNSHO, music is the ultimate salve. Regardless of your interest in the FX series about JFKJr and Carolyn Bessette, that soundtrack is BAD. ASS. ONLY 90s bangers. Go immediately to your nearest music delivery machine and thank me later.