“If you don’t embrace AI you’ll be left in the dust” like yes that sounds lovely one dust please

I made up a joke at work when I typed something into the POS wrong. I meant to type “lemonaid” but I typed “lenonaid”…and I had this thought about some guy ho was alone at a bar ordering “Lennonaid” and the bartender saying “I’ve never heard of that…what’s in it?” And the guy saying

This Is Just To Say I have turned off the AI features that were in the update and which you were probably hoping to monetize Fuck you they were stupid so unnecessary and so annoying

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Hammacher? I hardly Schlemmer!

"The abuse of women and girls is the most pervasive and unaddressed human rights violation on earth." Jimmy Carter

Erm, they're called palaeontologists, actually.

Whole lotta existing going on right now. Keep it up, class.

Congratulation to Astronaut Christina Koch to be the first woman in history to get that far away from dangerous sexual predator Donald Trump.

(to the tune of Eleanor Rigby) Jonathan Majors (also to the tune of Eleanor Rigby) Fell through a window

I’m not entirely confident that my estranged father will bother to research Juliana Hatfield

The throbbing “log in” feature to my HR required work app reminding me of Robyn in the “With Every Heartbeat” video :: thinking about what I consider something wonderful that captures what I call “vitality” being commodified, and knowing that my coworkers would have no idea what I’m talking about

HOWLING

This is not my digital house This is not my digital wife

If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there

I want to fall asleep listening to Al Franken but I don’t want to listen to him talk about Donald Trump

And you know, you can extend from this to a real important corallary to "Everyone is 12 Now" theory is "There has been a generation-long project to keep people 12." Conservative news and opinon outlets, regressive mass audience entertainment products, etc. all propagandize a chilidish worldview.

it’s probably fine that this meme is one of the top posts on every military Reddit sub right now

hot take: if you're an American, this is not a nuanced issue. you do not need to "listen to Iranian voices" here. you need to tell your leaders to stop bombing a country and killing people. that's literally it.

"When I was young, I believed in three things: Marxism, the redemptive power of cinema, and dynamite. Now I just believe in dynamite." — Sergio Leone.

Nope. We don't have to do this. The courageous act would be to refuse. Jingoist slop like this is an enormous factor in why the US has been terrorizing the world for decades. There are no heroes bombing Iran.

If you're a DC area bartender or related service industry worker and you hear govt./military people talking about the strikes on Iran, let me know what they're saying. I'm on signal at nslayton.12

Published in 1947, this was the first comic book series entirely devoted to showing real life Black Americans in a positive light. The stories were reprinted from various issues of True Comics, Real Heroes, & Calling All Girls. #BlackHistoryMonth

I never thought I’d be jealous of the phrase “regime change.”

SCIF now stands for “Some Curtains In Front”

Nothing that happens in this war matters more than the fact this is the worst violation of the Constitution in U.S. history, an illegal war crime Unless Congress impeaches Trump this weekend, and it won’t, then we are a dictatorship, full stop

I promise you that the government that murdered Alex Pretti and Renee Good does not give a flying fuck about the protests in Iran.

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Kurt Vonnegut stop being so applicable to all time periods of American life, you can’t do that Kurt Vonnegut, your insights are too evergreen Kurt Vonnegut

ICE is currently holding around 80,000 detainees. Nazi Germany didn't reach this number in its formal camp system until 1942, nine years after seizing power and three years into the war.

Jeffrey Epstein created the biggest sex trafficking organization in the history of the US. He used his influence & power to lure powerful, deviant men into his lair, then blackmailed them bc he recorded everything It’s disgusting what these men wanted - many of them are in the Trump administration

They're building concentration camps with my tax money Chuck. They're torturing children. They're murdering innocent people on the street. What are you doing.

An incredible turn of events here. 10/10, no notes. 😂

When you get visited by three Puerto Rican ghosts

i’m not sure if i believe there’s such a thing as justice, but i do believe that you will be remembered for how you made people feel.

Bari Weiss should host SNL

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

D’angelo and Sinead O’Connor are dead so there’s no one I want to have sex with

OR, FRANKLY, UNDERSTAND THE ONE BOOK YOU KEEP CLAIMING TO HAVE READ, THAT WOULD ALSO BE A BIG IMPROVEMENT

It's becoming clear that Epstein gave Putin dirt on Trump. That is the reason they parted ways..

@scellisblackwell.bsky.social do you have any specific recollections?

I am sick to my stomach reading about what trump said about Pretti and I can’t comment… I think they should move to impeach now, to get a pulse check for the midterms. Make him testify and go on the record. Use that for investigations if we actually have elections that shift the balance.

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This is a white supremacist paramilitary operation. Their goal—their stated goal!—is to force America to submit to the President's racist domineering vision for the country. The sooner everybody starts confronting it on the terms that they themselves have stated, the better.

A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.