Happy birthday to the great Sigmund Freud, who would have been 170 years penis today.

This is absolutely fantastic.

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

I haven't had time to play this yet, but I believe a small (tiny) snippet of text in the game came from me! Well worth checking this out on Steam or iOS I reckon...

Jamiroquai when Jamiro vewwy sad

the Michelin man is kinda like a Greek god in the sense that he presides over tires and which restaurants are good

I've always dreamed of becoming a skeleton that serves environmental storytelling purposes one day

Valve is making a console. The Steam Machine, a sleek box with the guts of a mid-range PC that runs SteamOS, will arrive in early 2026. Prices TBD, but unlike the failed Steam Machine initiative from a decade ago, this is Valve's own device. Big news www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

I've really been enjoying Ball X Pit. Highly recommended if you like Vampire Survivors.

The biggest ideological difference between Twitter and BlueSky is that for some reason people on BlueSky love baseball

me: it’s important people realise it was never a thing that muppet movie adaptations only feature one human. they feature many humans. executioner: those were your last words!?

It's been a year and a half since I launched "Applying For Game Dev Jobs Simulator". It's only gotten worse since then, from what I can tell. adamburt.itch.io/applying-for...

If you like the idea of watching Ice Cube use Microsoft Teams for 90 minutes, the new "War of the Worlds" movie on Amazon Prime is for you.

i think whatever generation comes next will wonder why we thought the internet was cool

Forza Horizon 5's PS5 port has surpassed three million copies sold, making Microsoft's racing game the top new PS5 game of 2025. www.gamesindustry.biz/xboxs-forza-...

CEO of Oreo Cookies: the oreo cookie is as important as oxygen

I once wrote a collection of short stories about futuristic technology, and none of the speculative ideas I could dream of about the future of transportation were as dumb as "let's put a Hitler-flavoured AI in a car"

Leaving Develop in Brighton early this year, but it has been a pleasure. There's lots of reasons to be pessimistic about the games industry lately, but I always feel better after spending time with the wonderful humans who are, against all the odds, still making brilliant things.

What a headline.

Another year, another fantastic @vgim.bsky.social Business Breakfast. A big hand to @gamespress.com for sponsoring and to @ansiblecomms.com, @dandawkins.bsky.social and @mattreyn.games for the games media chat. And a really big thank you to all the attendees - great to see you there!

I'm headed to Develop in Brighton this morning! Only going to be there for around 24 hours this year, so if you wanna say hi, you're going to have to just dive in as soon as you see me. Good news though, I like talking to people from the internet. Let's get to it.

You may be thinking "How can an entire political party be organized around the policy of taking from everyone and giving to the rich? No one would vote for them." Well that's where Lying comes in

More than deserved. One of the greatest actors of all time

Inventor of the GIF, hearing about Notre Dame burning: oh no the jarjoyles

Alter 1: "We're literally going to die if you don't get this base operational immediately." Alter 2: "I'd love to help, but I'm only going to if you build me a beer pong table."

as a child I thought it was wildly unrealistic that Sims would immediately give up on all their goals and dreams if a single dirty plate was left on the ground but now that I’m an adult I understand that that was the most realistic part of the game

it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time

Most people overestimate their moral courage under pressure probably because they imagine a large man on a suit grinning a little too widely and handing a contract to be signed in blood moral compromise is often much, much subtler neurosciencenews.com/moral-courag...

We are delighted to announce that AdventureX will happen on 22-23 November at LSBU Hub in London. Save the date! Ticket sales are expected to open in August. More tickets will be available than in 2023! Applications to exhibit/speak at #AdvX25 will open next week from Mon 23 June - 14 July.

Fantastic roundup of Summer Games Fest. Videos like this give me a weird sort of nostalgia for the way E3 used to be covered by the press.

If you're starting a new game development studio, you should call it "Solo dev", to ensure guaranteed Summer Game Fest coverage of your work.

Tune into the Xbox showcase on Sunday where they'll reveal the next Call of Duty, made by a solo dev and 2,999 of his friends

Mario Kart World matches are being overrun entirely by Cow players

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

You probably don't need me to tell you this, but Expedition 33 is very good. I've finished it now and don't know what to do with myself next.

If an American posts “oh shit oh fuck” with no other context it’s because something happened in a baseball game, if a British person posts that it’s because something happened to Doctor Who

free advice for game developers: try to make the next smash hit video game, such as grand theft auto. if you do, you'll be making more than just a video game – you'll be making millions of dollars

*Sleep Token voice* So stick to me, stick to me like...

"So that's it? What are we, some kinda Clair Obscur: Expedition 33?" - Gustave probably, I dunno I haven't finished the game yet

Me (crying): Please...I just need to message my coworkers Microsoft Teams Developers: No you don't. You want a Bunch of Bullshit that also changes week-to-week for some reason

Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare

My husband: I wish I hadn’t gotten you that stupid blender for your birthday Me drinking 3 frozen pizzas: why

all art is made from spite or horniness, and a computer cannot be spiteful or horny, so a computer should never make art

we only have Vampire Weekend thanks to vampire unions

deadline.com/2025/05/sout... Got to talk to Destiny Jackson about South of Midnight a bit, my first video game, and some of my inspirations as we wrote the game. :)