Cuppa soup, because I just felt too damn lazy to make a sandwich this morning.

What I'm getting at is that travelling to the moon is so radically outside of normal human experience. It's a ridiculously long way away. Nobody has been more than 2% of that distance away from Wakefield for over 50 years.

That 5 minutes before you have to face the world, and you look in the mirror and say "You've got this". But I know myself. It doesn't matter if I've got it. I've got to push on whether I have it or not. Today I'm telling myself I haven't got this, but let's crack on anyway.

This is Explorer 1, a satellite launched into space in 1958. Has the design been used to make a really cool pen, and if not, why not?

Just discovered the most beautiful village: Zalipie in Poland. They paint flowers on everything, and it's so incredibly wholesome. 🩷🌸🌹🌺🥰 Zalipie, Poland - The Most Beautiful Village You've Ever Seen | DiscoverCracow.com share.google/1wBkSogKk5cd...

Cocori Toucan Lamp by Enea Ferrari (1973)

Definitely important news for your TL

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💙💛 Hope this kitten on the beach, brings ya Joy 💛💙

At the library I asked “do you have any books on voyeurism”. The librarian said “Certainly not, we don’t encourage peeping tomes.” #LunchPun #Pun

* swells with national pride *

Hedgehugs all round.

I see the dog's statement has been leaked to the media

This giant kebab is so valuable, it is kept behind a security fence.

If anyone would like to see a photo of a Pika doing some Spring cleaning, this is your lucky day.

Pistachio says hi.

It's coffee break time during a software product launch. Everyone is looking busy with their colleagues - tapping phones, taking Important Business Calls. I'm sending silly GIFs to you.

You can do something today to make one person feel better. If you want to.

Good morning from me trying to make it look like Oscar’s sitting on Schmitten’s head:

The derpity kitten of cuteness for a Monday night #KittensOfCuteness_bsky #MenWithCats

Vets keep telling us to get our pets chipped but I have seen enough episodes of The Antiques Roadshow to know that chips make things less valuable. C'mon boffins, make your mind up!

What TV series is this. #SundayPix #SundayPixLeaf

What would make you feel happy today?

A masterclass in alt text.

If anyone would like to see a photo of a Spring lamb auditioning for the role of Count Dracula, Prince of Darkness at their local village theatre, this is your lucky day.

No cake yet, but a happy and delightful purchase has been made. ❤️🩷

Today's stall in Brighton 🙂

Feels like I've lost a month or two to tiredness and pain. Today I feel well enough to indulge. 🎉 My mission is to buy something both happy and delightful. 💕🌻☺️ And cake. Of course.

Velma says it's KitKat o'clock.

What did I do last night? Oh, nothing much. Had a drive. Stopped for a bite to eat. Became the leader of a cult. Usual thing.

We've just stopped off at motorway services. Hubby popped in to the loo. The temptation to drive to a different parking space is great.

It's Friday. Have something that is both catchy and soothingly mesmeric at the same time. A weavy, winding melody sat atop an exquisitely crafted chord progression. It's a perfect track for a Friday reset. open.spotify.com/track/1x9MuZ...

My grandkitty is a gorgeous little lady.

Enjoying lunch at the local beauty spot. Looks like the film of the day is Titanic.

Went to the Liberty Science Center this morning before the storm. Really enjoyed the planetarium experience. They allowed us to take photos at certain ping. This is a nebula from the Webb telescope. Those dots are galaxies. A good reminder of how tiny we are in the universe.

Hello everyone. I just wanted to show you my lovely new playing cards. I saw them. They made me happy, so I bought them. They will travel with me on my holidays and will always make me smile. 😊 Thank you, @lisatea.bsky.social for being such a brilliant happymonger. 💕🚀♥️♣️♦️♠️🥰

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With alt text because people who need screen readers should still be able to access this gem

Classic Twitter post.

Thought for the Day…

If you want to reduce food waste, force the supermarkets to sell individual fruit and veg so people don't have to buy half a dozen tomatoes when they want one. Actually, I might start a petition about that.

I'm not sure I need to brighten up the timeline this week, as we have blue skies and sunshine here in Fermanagh today - but just in case it's gloomy where you are, here are some tulips from the garden in 2024. 🌷 #TulipTuesday #BloomScrolling #Gardening #Spring #TimelineCleanse #EastCoastKin

Someone brought cakes to work. I'm being forced to eat a chocolate eclair.

OMG!!!! These are superb!!! 🥰🚀💫😍

Didn't have chance to share this morning, but I managed to see actual UK from the space station!!! Plymouth to Weymouth.

You're perfect. 🩷🩷🩷 Pass it on.

Keep going, everyone. We've got this.