We don't usually see each others headers, here is mine. Quote post yours if you fancy it Mine is quite similar to @angryduck78.bsky.social

Google's feed needs to work out if it wants us baked or drowned.

Taking out my frustration on the garden. Nice when the sun is out but chilly when its behind the only cloud in the sky, right above me. #MetaphorForLife

Unsurprisingly right now The 60:40 chance we took on what was wrong with the washing machine has failed us. £124 to find out and now several hundred needed for a new one. I'm just waiting for a meteor in the face or a portal to hell opening up under the house now.

Wilson, Keppel and Betty

Y'know that run of luck I mentioned yesterday. Fucking roof is leaking now! I have no idea which deity I've pissed off but they're extracting more than a pound of flesh from me.

Son 1 is adamant that I look like Martin O'Neill, he keeps bullying Celtic fans on holidays to agree with him.

#sundaypixhouseplants this is it for all the houseplants we have.

After last week's unfortunate hitting a bollard with my car door, now someone has run into the back of me and (fortunately!) broken the bumper. Bloody car is jinxed.

This bloody long run of irritating misfortune can fk right off now. It's someone else's turn to enjoy it.

1 for definite. Satan's fetid penis AKA Courgette (zucchini for the colonials 😀) & I've never tried cottage cheese so can't say on that.

Only our government could have a website that is only available for set hours and tells you to bugger off otherwise.

Worked through my lunch yesterday so I have a spare jacket potato and a blueberry yogurt going spare if anyone's interested.

@yplac.bsky.social 'nuff said.

Dented and scraped my car door today. I'm not allowed nice things and it's going to be at the back of a long list of one off expenses and vet bills that have all decided to break and happen all at the same fucking time.

@dannyrobins.bsky.social if you ever revisit the American adventures 😀

Still got my hospital name band on. I may keep it like the festival kids do with their wristbands. Show 'em how the other half live 😆😆😆😆

@weirdinthewade.bsky.social A bona fide Bedfordshire ghost sighting. 😆😉 www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-...

I've just seen a new Ford Capri out in the wild. 10 year old me is bitterly BITTERLY disappointed at the design and shape of it. It's just another bloated anonymous blob of a car now. The name deserves much better & more courageously retro styling.

Also I've rolled the dice on a £170 fix for the Washer Dryer. It's either this thermocouple thing that smooths out the current to save it keep blowing the fusebox (guess what it's doing now) for £170. Or it's a faulty master board that is uneconomic to repair and a +/-£800 replacement machine

Right I'm Nil by Mouth now and gotta take 2 lots of pre meds 6pm tonight, and 4am in the morning for my 8am endoscopy tomorrow. I'm usually not long in bed by 4. I'm debating about just stopping up all night and having a snooze when it's all over tomorrow. 4AM for meds to turn my insides outside!

Caught my car on a bollard at the supermarket. Bugger. Tidied the cosmetic damage up but need to see if I can pull out the dink in the door. Even more bugger.

In my humble opinion, VOTB are a hugely underrated group. Let it Bee is one of the best pop albums made.

30th May 2026 04.44

I've just taken a gulp of water, choked on it, spat it all down myself and had a coughing fit so hard I'm crying and feel like I've gargled thistles.

Right off to be vampired at the Dr's again. They have more of my blood than I do RN.

Son 1 gets the keys to his new house on Tuesday. Good news for them and means the end is nigh for us as dogsitters.

@dannyrobins.bsky.social one for Uncanny 😀

I once punched Henry Cooper in the balls. He was not long retired from boxing at the time.

Bit worried about my Avatar pic oppo. He has suddenly developed quite a large, hard, painful to him, lump in his neck. Vet on Wednesday, hoping it is just a blocked gland or a cyst.

Pick a Bond villain from pictures you already have on your phone

Tootling home from work this afternoon behind a convertible BMW, with the roof up. Can only imagine a bald driver who has overdone it over the last couple of days and has a head who's glow can be seen from space.

Sunderland ARE in Europe next season, not sure what happened in the game to merit 14 minutes of extra time for Chelsea to fail to find any more goals in.

#SundayPixContrast. Light and shadow

At present Sunderland will be in Europe next season and could finish only 6 points off the Champions League. If only they could have played Newcastle twice more they have been guaranteed those 6 points 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #FU #Shearer 😁😆

@gibbonarms.bsky.social WELL IIIINNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!! Couldn't be happier for you 😁😁😁😁

#SundayPixContrast. Light and dark

#SundayPixContrast. Beautiful artwork for a terrifying mythological creature

#Liverpool Anglican Cathedral. Wings and knobs

Halfwit. The team eliminated in the last knockout round replacing a rule breaker has decades of precedence across football competitions. Plenty longer than the snuck into 6th place on the last day team finishing 11 points off promotion being gifted a 2nd chance at it. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

#Southport Botanical Gardens. A weekend away with Mrs SB as we've been married for 35 years on Monday, but I'm in work then so we've done the bank holiday back to front.

Hello. I've been away to put my head on a bit straigter again. Now I'm back to randomly whitter and post photos again. Trying to remember all the good folk I followed and reconnect with you all. Please feel free to follow back unless I really annoyed you last time around. 😀