Goodnight from Schmitten who’s as confused as me about what flipping day it is.

Introduce yourself with what almost killed you. I attempted to slide down these bannisters, which I’d done many times before, but fell over the side causing concussion and a hospital stay.

On a tea break and Madame has relocated next to my arm. I cannot go back to work can I?

Quiet work day thank god. Currently teaching myself speech to text for email. Any other shortcuts I should do? Apart from quit of course.

Current status: nested in warming pad and absorbing radiator heat

Goodnight from Schmitten who’s heard I have work tomorrow.

A double roll from Oscar.

Schmitten is enjoying a plethora of biscuit-making blankets.

I wandered lonely as a cloud…

Watching Zohran Mamdani's inauguration. Mandy Patinkin sang Somewhere over the rainbow - I may have a little something in my eye.😢

Scenes from Bushwick, Brooklyn on my wanderings. Pretty quiet out here.

First breakfast of the year, happy to have leftover courgette. 💚

Good morning from my first tea in bed of the year, and a light dusting of snow. ❄️

Goodnight and happy new year from Schmitten, Oscar, husband and me. May you wake up to a better year than that last fucker. x

Current NYE viewing:

Going into 2026 with a bit more glamour 💅🏻

Let the 2-3 hours of me looking at myself commence. 😬

Been scrubbing my pans (not a euphemism) for the last hour. Oscar agrees this pink stuff is great.

Festive cream cheese omelette time. This was delicious.

Good morning from a short tour of the cats:

Stumbled upon a newly opened peanut butter cafe. Who wants what?

Oscar’s post vet roll: he’s fine.

Oscar got a decent bill of health, some concern about his gums I’ll get a gel for, and a little heavier, but not worryingly.

Tonight’s viewing: The American President, 1995, by Rob Reiner and a precursor to The West Wing.

comfort cheese after our vet outing - Oscar enjoyed a little, too.

Tabby says "FREE THE OSCAR 1!"

Were back, warming by the fan heater and washing that vet smell off, thank you very much.

After the most mournful yowling ever heard, Oscar is quiet in the uber to the vet.

Oscar is unaware he’s going to the vet shortly. 😢 just an annual checkup but he hates it.

Offered a free croissant with my rewards, couldn’t say no.

Trying out my new coffee machine, obviously I need some practice. Pretty much just a very milky coffee for my first try.

Goodnight from us listening to the wind pick up outside, but cosy inside.

Cutest biscuit maker ever imo.

Oscar’s Monday roll:

🐈 💭 you’re watching glass onion again?!

TURKEY CURRY.

Me rn:

Got home after a walk and I’m having bread, turkey, cranberry sauce and stuffing, essentially more bread. I’ll eat healthier tomorrow ☺️

Popped out for coffee and was upsold rum soaked beans. Can’t grumble.

She demanded we have a short sit before I go out.

I only ordered this puzzle a couple of days ago, excited it’s here already. It’s from a pothole mosaic artist called Jim Bachor. #presentformyself

Salmon and fresh things for breakfast at last.

Complaining i’m not fast enough with her fish and shrimp medley.

Good morning from a grey Monday where the cats have gone back to bed. I’m looking forward to avocado for breakfast, coffee out and a good walk later.

Apparently, I have a new fan who likes rats and cats. 👀

Goodnight, don’t let the bedbugs bite.

Ooh I didn’t tell you about the Italian doughnut place, I was admiring the sign and a nice man gave me a pistachio sample, flippin delicious.

Oscar’s Saturday roll: not dainty.

Wet weather = #neighbourshoe bonanza.

May have bought some bags to replace a grey version that has run its course...