Il pleuvait (it was raining) How very dare it S France

He’s so dedicated to his Neighborhood Watch duty But easily distracted

I feel seen

I love the way the Dubai vox pops seem to imply it’s a part of a minimum wage front line airport/hotel workers remit to deal with war

Calvin’s on duty Neighbourhood Watch

Merci France for the very loud air raid siren* Definitely hasn’t unnerved everyone Not at all *usually tested first Wednesday of each month

Back at my favourite épicerie

Today’s météo S France Cloudy with sunny intervals. 18°C

Back in the darkness* doing weights & listening to loud techno My way of distracting from the shitshow Chacun sa merde Do what works for you *local gym which has a black/red/underground feel decor

« Epstein files, Epstein files » *in Monty Python « Jehovah Jehovah manner*

In case you were wondering how a world war starts

Have an emergency baby Calvin

Feet warmers have reported for duty

Blue skies Beautiful buildings *waves arms randomly* S France

This palm tree & blue sky Ça fait du bien (even more so as it’s outside local doctors’ surgery)

It’s a trompe l’œil !

This is the ancient footbridge over the river to the city S France

Not a bad place to have p’tit déj on a dimanche matin S France

Random city view S France

Random city back street S France

The River Orb S France

This olive tree is, apparently, 2000 years old It was also, apparently, rehomed by the French, as it had been, apparently, abandoned by the Spanish, ahem

Canal du midi

Tis just a flesh wound

Come on my dimanche matin walk… S France

« I’m so tired of this shit » #JeSuisCalvin

Wakes up Sees news World’s gone (more) mad FFS someone stop the mango shitgibbon Heart goes out to all affected Feels helpless On a selfish level Switches to 2 yr fixed gas/elec contract Cuddles cats Le sigh

* Muses * Frank Drebbin or Chemical Ali to broadcast the war news?

Current view of flights in/out of Dubai

The Bored of Peace @ledbydonkeys.org

There is no Cat #caturday

Keen? Really not in the mood Needs must Bon week-end y’all

*Pupdate* This good boi, who was spotted leaving the vet the other day (& refusing to walk) is recovering well He was seen out and about today with a positive swagger in his step Hooman’s back looked better, too!

Chonk is preparing for the weekend

*PSA 🇫🇷* Hydrangeas €5.99 at Lidl I repeat hortensia €5.99 at Lidl Goooooo!

Yay some good news!! www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Chonk’s on charge

Trying to find some vavavoom* to start decorating the loo *It’s v well hidden May just sit on balcony instead

Épicerie visit done Nearly le weekend S France

Neighbourhood Watch

How the UK deals with Russia ignoring sanctions *loudspeaker* « This is the UK Coast Guard. Email us your Civil Liability Insurance certificate within 24hrs » So 🇬🇧 response amounts to if you continue in this manner you will incur a considerable amount of paperwork news.sky.com/story/some-o...

Dear sport clothing manufacturers Giving us a choice of either S-M or L-XL is really no choice at all Thank you from approx 90% of women 💋

This good boi has been to the vets with his emotional support teddy Once outside he refused to walk so nice hooman carried him plus his support teddy 14/10 for all

Anti-cellulite machine oh yeah give it to me This is the cause of me feeling like I’ve been beaten up!

Salut ! Sadly he’s still not dead, but it is sunny So I’ll take the small wins Have a good one y’all

Er yes….what do you want? I’m in *my* bed thank you

Soz more France spam!

It’s local elections time soon in France Sadly I can report they’re harping on about the same crap that every other country seems to be FFS This crap was waiting for me in the hall Naturally this encouraged me to head straight to the recycling bins! S France

Even the coffee shops haven’t yet woken up - Monday traditionally part of the weekend here in S France