no, babe. you’re not “defending western civilization.” you are a dip shit

hey lets try to have a good day mine is already kinda fucked and its not even 9am but fuck all that lets go for it anyway

Truly incredible 😆 I had a fun idea… Love how @knotsnacks.com filmed this

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Hey did everyone see Clavicular get his ass beat after he challenged a cancer survivor leftist to a jujitsu match, who said as he was choking him out ‘this is for all the bullshit I gotta watch on my fucking feed’… we need more of this not more podcasts

Trans friends, if it's okay, I'm going to keep noticing you tomorrow too. And after that. I'm just watching in general, but in a good way. Not a weird way. And if you see me at the end of your driveway at dusk, try not to think about it too much.

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anyone else have that weird thing in bed where if the blanket is too close to your mouth it feels like you can’t breathe

I’m at ICE HQ

I’ve been talking about Alysa Liu’s story about her quitting skating only to come back and become even better because she did it for herself and this came to me in a dream…

I fuckin LOVE hanging with friends. 🥰 cobottoming with the incredible @heyfaeriere.com for our sweet friend Captain was soooo fun! Butts! Toes! Oooo what a blast!!!!

it’s been a long time since someone accused me of being a virgin

CEOs Never Cum

I just stumbled across this and thought some of you might like to see it. A letter from E.B. White to a man who'd written he'd lost all hope:

This is something the Nazis used to do to Jewish children in the camps. It happened to a man I knew when he was a child in Auschwitz. The camp guards thought it was funny as hell.

over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes

"So, how's America going? How are your reps? Everything nice and normal?"

making me be awake and camera-ready for unnecessary 9 am meetings should be a crime

Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event

Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50 Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it

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A lot of Dems are going to take Bovino and Noem being fired as the finish line, and it's very important to make it clear to them that it is a starting line

A reminder that ICE hasn’t slowed down in Minneapolis at all. Outside of Minnesota, it might feel like everything has changed since Alex Pretti’s murder. But ICE hasn’t actually lost any power and they’re continuing to terrorize our communities.

Pretties from the archive, some afternoon rope (and 📸) with @marceline_VQ 2/21/18

Every extra hour that ICE spends facing off with activists is an hour they can't spend kidnapping other people. Every extra minute ICE has to spend contingency planning around activists and neighbors, every extra officer ICE has to put on a kidnap squad, is a drain on their efficiency.

wow really helpful, thank you new york times

Renee Macklin Good's wife, Becca Good, released a statement and it moved me to sobbing tears: archive.is/ur35j

"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives

Porn and erotica are important and societally valuable forms of speech, and the defense of them, in the face of state and church attempts at repression, is a necessary political act.

What if none of these things is a distraction from the other things and instead they're all just horrible things

Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts. Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.

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billionaires are unethical because they could singlehandedly fix american healthcare and still have enough money left over to buy every pet a tailored sweater, and they don’t

I hope that all of you have a joyous holiday season surrounded by your family and loved ones*. *Except for ICE. I hope no one talks to you or gives you a present and that you accidentally shit your pants while everyone tells you to go fuck yourself at the grocery store.

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They're using the confinement box, one of the most horrific methods of CIA torture in the post-9/11 black sites, against migrants now. This is the direct result of the lack of consequences for the architects of the torture program. Either there will be criminal penalties for this or it will expand.

After the break, they switched

Last @voxbody.bsky.social Vignette session of the year Model @notyouranything.bsky.social Ropes by the.inky.void (IG)

Dropping off yet another self portrait

Time to move past the neverending trial stage. Yes, basic income reduces homelessness.

I’m howling.

forgot to take off my makeup before bed two nights in a row, pray for me