Rise and shine

I’m so excited to launch my new class, Body Care for Rope Bottoming, online with Praxium next week! forbiddentickets.com/events/praxi...

If I've learned one thing about the Internet it's that most people on it have a worryingly tenacious grasp on words with more than two syllables and their definitions

#SaveSpeech KOSA is continuing to pick up co-sponsors. You need to call your representatives and demand they oppose this bill! Use the links below to find your representatives and hammer their phone lines! 5calls.org/issue/kids-o... www.congress.gov/members/find...

Within. Somehow I always add an extra letter somewhere while typing it. I usually catch it before sending or posting anything, though.

I think it would be good if we as a society stopped shunning sex work and sex in general.

“Replacing hesitation with audacity is helpful for nearly everything.” -Chelsea Hodson

Leather.

Trying to fundamentally change who your partner is, or resenting their personal growth beyond who they were when you first met.

Bubbly, bouncy, and effusively affectionate towards my loved ones.

“Replacing hesitation with audacity is helpful for nearly everything.” -Chelsea Hodson

DO YOURSELF A FAVOR #art

Currently living* in this hoodie *mostly sleeping and eating soup

Nothing will change unless, every single day, you choose it needs to change. We have to do this together, and in a focused, long-term way

Tender Flesh

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Three German universities offering post-docs for researchers "who cannot conduct or continue their work in the USA appropriately because of actual political pressure. " www.uni-konstanz.de/zukunftskoll...

Finally home. I’m going to be asleep, on my couch, or in my bathtub until further notice.

For those keeping track, it has now been 34 hours of travel delay madness and I’m still not home yet 😵

Please don’t DM me to ask which airport I’m stranded at. You can’t get to me. I’m in a secure international terminal. I have to keep waiting at my gate for updates. All you can do is send me wishlist gifts that I can look forward to receiving eventually, or reimburse my airport meals ($MzzMischief)

Fellow lingerie lovers: Uye Surana currently has a lot of cute unique designs on sale, available in a wide range of sizes www.uyesurana.com/collections/...

Airlines might let me down, but giant duty-free candy bars never do

Spoke too soon—plane had a mechanical issue, so we had to disembark and have been sitting at the gate waiting for minute-by-minute updates for the past 3 hours 🙃

I’ve been dealing with a mess of flight delays, cancellations, & planes with mechanical issues for a full day now, & still doubt I’ll actually get home today either. I clearly deserve a treat. For anyone wants to provide me with a treat: throne.com/abundantmisc... www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

Apparently the karmic trade-off for yesterday’s last-minute flight cancellation was receiving All The Leg Room today 🤗

chat better stay hydrated, the list of graves to piss on is only getting longer

feelings are temporary mashed potatoes are forever

If all you did was breathe more hurt into the world than how exactly did you help? .

People are better people when you let them make mistakes

Let go of what you can’t control so your hands can hold more snacks.

Malcolm T Liepke. Estadounidense nacido en 1953. El abrazo. 2015

Stella Maris - Guide of Lost Souls (2021) by Laura Makabresku

Want a party that actually fights back? Run for office. We’ll help you. runforwhat.net

full contact origami

Who you are starting off is not who you are going to forever be. Growth and change is a real thing. Stop living in the past. But definitely learn from it.

also : normalize spoiling hotties that u jerk to with stuff from their wishlist! 💕💕💕 (It’s a super sexy thing to do)

Good morning, it’s a cold one today.

“It doesn't matter if you're real or not; people believe what they want… What I know is that if you are strange and beautiful and terrifying enough, they will never stop hunting you.” -Michelle Awad

Keep Trying #art

Waiting for the Teen Vogue team to go Teen Rogue and start their site so we can all subscribe.

New Patreon post: What is access intimacy, and how to identify who you feel comfortable sharing access intimacy with. www.patreon.com/posts/intima...

Long-distance polyamory is for the true yearners, those of us who bravely embrace cringe and unselfconsciously vibrate with anticipatory joy while traveling to meet up with a comet we haven’t seen in a few months (it’s me)

This full photo shoot is now live on my Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/shiny-...

Yeah, your favorite writer/actor/musician/etc isn't inherently a better human than any of their fans and we have some (unfortunately) recent evidence that they can be generally worse. We're not amazing creatures of light or any of that nonsense. We're just usually decently good at our jobs.

In case this is useful to anyone, Instacart is offering 50% off a minimum $100 order for SNAP recipients for certain stores. Put in an Aldi order for our weekly groceries and the discount does work. www.instacart.com/help/section...

Every article on ai coming out has me wanting to start a religious order to silence the machines in man’s image more

Finally getting to shift from work mode to werrrrk mode ✨

covid tests are just sounding for your sinuses

Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default. Here's how to turn it off. First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner

“It doesn't matter if you're real or not; people believe what they want… What I know is that if you are strange and beautiful and terrifying enough, they will never stop hunting you.” -Michelle Awad