2025: America watches Canadian bootlegs of journalism about US concentration camps. Nothing is for sale, everything is for rent. Computers will take your job but will be worse than you at it. You make less than ever but can gamble on your credit balance. One racist ket addict gets paid $1 trillion.

One of the more important stock-taking moments to watch a bootlegged news program censored in your country.

The CBS 60 Minutes Doc confirms what we knew: The U.S. is currently using our tax dollars to imprison brown people with no criminal record in torture camps overseas. It’s no wonder administration shill Bari Weiss pulled this off the air: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjY7...

This is not the type of integrity and expertise I would expect from someone who co-founded the University of Austin

Again: punishingly high taxes on billionaires is a frontline defense of democracy.

Can't wait to get crossfaded and watch a movie after everyone goes to bed. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

Andre Royo in The Wire is a goddamned miracle.

This is the right wing equivalent to batting for the cycle

Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water

Wait uh if you watch through to the end of the clip THEY TRIED TO BUY TACOS FROM A SHOP WHERE THEY HAD PREVIOUSLY KIDNAPPED A WORKER, WHO IS STILL DETAINED

Over/Under 2.5 days until we get to “Jeffery Epstein was innocent” from the GOP?

"they didn't release the good emails from the sex criminal the president was friends with"

If you missed it, WELCOME TO FUN CITY is back up for pre-order.

I simply should not be allowed to go on a press tour

The little lord fuckelroy conference call runner is insanely funny. (I’m rewatching successio)

Six words every woman wants to hear.

Just as after 9/11, we're going to track down who is responsible and send Dave Chappelle and Aziz Ansari to their house

woke up from a nap in a frenzy

The high council moves so much product Trump thinking about blowing us up in international waters.

I was reliably told celebrating political violence was cause for government reprisal and private sector termination.

If there's anything funny about this -- debatable -- it's that Trump has an entire team of Project 2025/Federalist Society ghouls who have painstakingly built a foolproof backroom legal system to legitimize fascism and then Trump just goes THEY CAN'T MAKE FUN OF ME I'LL SUE and gives it all away

Will be crossing a border and just in case they check social posts i would like to say Donald trump pls eat my pussy from the back ya fuckin knob I’m the head of antifa I’m the one that organizes all the meetings.

the downfall of a democracy because the most thin skinned vain cunt in the history of thin skinned vain cunts doesn’t want someone making fun of him.

Nakedly and openly batshit crazy. Jesus fucking hell these people are insane.

I do feel for the dozen or so people who genuinely thought Donald Trump and Republicans cared about free speech. It’s gotta be hard having to call your bank three to four times a year to tell them you fell for the wallet inspector again.

young man, you have killed all your sperms, I said young man, you don’t need to fear germs, I said young man, give your brain some more worms, you can eat 👏 that 👏 whale 👏 you scavenged

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

It's wild to watch the central tenets of white supremacy -- that this is a world for white people and no one else -- work their way from like racist sheriffs smashing Black people's taillights all the way up to 6 Ivy League grads codifying "it's okay to smash taillights" into law.

How many people gonna die because some women laughed at these guys‘ dicks

I guess this was wrong and he’s just lazy

Apropos of nothing one of my fondest memories is a friend of my parents saying he was going to watch Nixon's funeral just to make sure they were putting him in the ground.

You may not like that it takes 100 years to pass some watered down social welfare program because of the constitution but that's also what protects us from dictatorship [some dumb slob does dictatorship in 6 months]

WEAPONS (2025)

bragging about being a giant pussy is integral to the conservative mindset

So you’re telling me the Wizard of Oz presented itself as a towering force of overwhelming technology, only to be unmasked as just some guy, off-screen?

The GOP’s solution to the Epstein files is going to be lowering the age of consent

Every blue-haired they/them liberal arts grad living in NYC is tougher than this sad little bitch.

Italian exploitation film: the most graphic upsetting violence you’ve ever seen. Italian exploitation film composers:

The leadership of Columbia University is contemptible Vichy scum. To its professors who stay: that’s who you choose to work for, the obeisance to totalitarianism you choose to promote? To students who stay: those are your values?

Being governed by people who didn’t know Starship Troopers was a satire fucking sucks.

Saw a dude today who looked like skinny John Rahm with a braided rat-tail riding a lime scooter one foot no hands RIPPING a cig. LONG LIVE LA.

WGA statement on Paramount’s decision to cancel the Late Show with Stephen Colbert.

One thing I believe is that it’s a super good look for a TV network to cancel a show in a what seems like an effort to get in the good graces of a guy who that very day was revealed to have signed a birthday card to a famous sex criminal: “Shhh I’ll never tell xoxo gossip pedophile.”

There should be no billionaires.

Driving through your hometown

hey man how about you shut the fuck up for literally thirty seconds