I was reliably told celebrating political violence was cause for government reprisal and private sector termination.

If there's anything funny about this -- debatable -- it's that Trump has an entire team of Project 2025/Federalist Society ghouls who have painstakingly built a foolproof backroom legal system to legitimize fascism and then Trump just goes THEY CAN'T MAKE FUN OF ME I'LL SUE and gives it all away

Will be crossing a border and just in case they check social posts i would like to say Donald trump pls eat my pussy from the back ya fuckin knob I’m the head of antifa I’m the one that organizes all the meetings.

the downfall of a democracy because the most thin skinned vain cunt in the history of thin skinned vain cunts doesn’t want someone making fun of him.

Nakedly and openly batshit crazy. Jesus fucking hell these people are insane.

I do feel for the dozen or so people who genuinely thought Donald Trump and Republicans cared about free speech. It’s gotta be hard having to call your bank three to four times a year to tell them you fell for the wallet inspector again.

young man, you have killed all your sperms, I said young man, you don’t need to fear germs, I said young man, give your brain some more worms, you can eat 👏 that 👏 whale 👏 you scavenged

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

It's wild to watch the central tenets of white supremacy -- that this is a world for white people and no one else -- work their way from like racist sheriffs smashing Black people's taillights all the way up to 6 Ivy League grads codifying "it's okay to smash taillights" into law.

How many people gonna die because some women laughed at these guys‘ dicks

I guess this was wrong and he’s just lazy

Apropos of nothing one of my fondest memories is a friend of my parents saying he was going to watch Nixon's funeral just to make sure they were putting him in the ground.

You may not like that it takes 100 years to pass some watered down social welfare program because of the constitution but that's also what protects us from dictatorship [some dumb slob does dictatorship in 6 months]

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bragging about being a giant pussy is integral to the conservative mindset

So you’re telling me the Wizard of Oz presented itself as a towering force of overwhelming technology, only to be unmasked as just some guy, off-screen?

The GOP’s solution to the Epstein files is going to be lowering the age of consent

Italian exploitation film: the most graphic upsetting violence you’ve ever seen. Italian exploitation film composers:

The leadership of Columbia University is contemptible Vichy scum. To its professors who stay: that’s who you choose to work for, the obeisance to totalitarianism you choose to promote? To students who stay: those are your values?

Being governed by people who didn’t know Starship Troopers was a satire fucking sucks.

Saw a dude today who looked like skinny John Rahm with a braided rat-tail riding a lime scooter one foot no hands RIPPING a cig. LONG LIVE LA.

WGA statement on Paramount’s decision to cancel the Late Show with Stephen Colbert.

One thing I believe is that it’s a super good look for a TV network to cancel a show in a what seems like an effort to get in the good graces of a guy who that very day was revealed to have signed a birthday card to a famous sex criminal: “Shhh I’ll never tell xoxo gossip pedophile.”

There should be no billionaires.

Driving through your hometown

hey man how about you shut the fuck up for literally thirty seconds

I’m starting to think that some of the people saying “stop antisemitism” mean it with the same inflection as: “Stop…Hammer Time!” Like, take a little break from what you’re doing and enjoy some antisemitism.

I am grieving the barbarism that is going to unfurl from all this. People are going to die. Livelihoods gone. All to feed a corrupt kleptocracy. I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.

Genuinely sickening and cruel. I look forward to living long enough to see these masked ICE kidnapping shitheels rot in prison.

Currently feeling very bad for everyone who didn’t vote for this whose hospital or nursing home will close or lose food assistance. For everyone that did vote for this: lol Lmao

I am, for no particular reason, thinking about the first chapter of The Grapes of Wrath.

Yes I understand this bill is deeply regressive and unpopular, but there's no way it doesn't pass. And all of the bad shit will be blamed on democrats, so there will be no repercussions. Cool time we live in.

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Have a great time at the World Cup! Remember an unidentified masked person can grab you at anytime and send you to a foreign gulag and you will have no chance to defend yourself! Anyway buy a ticket!

Lol lmao

“Least of all the HORSE.”

Shout out to those who serve. Y'all deserve better than to be used by a Walking Circus Peanut with bone spurs and whatnot.

wearing a service ribbon that signifies i was at the battle of the grove

In the failed state of California in the overrun city of Los Angeles today I drove my mom to the airport, got some coffee with a friend, got the kids from school and worked on some podcast edits. Thank god the United States Military will be sent in to shoot unarmed civilians. This cannot hold.

This is fucking insane

Might be a lesson here somewhere about outsourcing capacity for key government services to a guy who lives in a lair under a volcano

It’s the happiest day of Elon Musk’s life because he finally posted something people actually want to read

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake