Timothy Simons
@timothycsimons.bsky.social
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Actor. Golfer. Doesn't like cocaine but likes songs about cocaine.
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Jeremy Chao
13 days ago
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Radley Balko
15 days ago
This was murder. Pretti did not initiate the confrontation. He didn’t strike them. He didn’t brandish his gun. They tackled him, beat him, disarmed him, and shot him.
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Absolutely love that week get to watch fascist snuff films every week. Fuck ICE. Fuck Stephen Miller that lying cunt. Fuck Trump.
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Isi Baehr-Breen
15 days ago
I will canvass for whichever candidate runs on putting this man in prison in 2028.
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In The Ancient Libraries of Popehat
15 days ago
The official policy of the government of the United States of America is that they will murder anyone they want, that they will tell any lie necessary to justify that murder, and that no one who resists them has any rights they are bound to respect. /1
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick
18 days ago
ICE secretly told its officers that any time someone has been ordered removed, ICE can break down their door. It has been accepted for generations that the only thing which can authorize agents to break into your home is a warrant signed by a judge. No wonder ICE hid this memo!
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sometimes there are good things
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19 days ago
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In The Ancient Libraries of Popehat
23 days ago
ICE are thug scum
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Schooley
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27 days ago
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Paul F. Tompkins
28 days ago
You can say Merry Protein again
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Ken Tremendous
29 days ago
Unintentionally the funniest thing he's ever said
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leon
about 1 month ago
this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
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In The Ancient Libraries of Popehat
about 1 month ago
Scum seek jobs where they can act like scum with authority.
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Mike X. Nichols
about 1 month ago
what a time to be alive
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leon
about 1 month ago
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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Sam Adams
about 1 month ago
the thing is, “differing political views” used to be about what percentage to tax high earners and not whether brown people are humans
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I hope that all of you have a joyous holiday season surrounded by your family and loved ones*. *Except for ICE. I hope no one talks to you or gives you a present and that you accidentally shit your pants while everyone tells you to go fuck yourself at the grocery store.
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Andrew Todd
about 2 months ago
2025: America watches Canadian bootlegs of journalism about US concentration camps. Nothing is for sale, everything is for rent. Computers will take your job but will be worse than you at it. You make less than ever but can gamble on your credit balance. One racist ket addict gets paid $1 trillion.
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Phil Rocco
about 2 months ago
One of the more important stock-taking moments to watch a bootlegged news program censored in your country.
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Kat Abughazaleh
about 2 months ago
The CBS 60 Minutes Doc confirms what we knew: The U.S. is currently using our tax dollars to imprison brown people with no criminal record in torture camps overseas. It’s no wonder administration shill Bari Weiss pulled this off the air:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjY7acXx4E8
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This is not the type of integrity and expertise I would expect from someone who co-founded the University of Austin
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Walker Bragman
about 2 months ago
Again: punishingly high taxes on billionaires is a frontline defense of democracy.
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Sean T. Collins
2 months ago
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Can't wait to get crossfaded and watch a movie after everyone goes to bed. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
2 months ago
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Andre Royo in The Wire is a goddamned miracle.
2 months ago
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ErniePurcell
3 months ago
This is the right wing equivalent to batting for the cycle
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🕯️🕯️🕯️ Adam Jay 🌼🌼🌼
3 months ago
Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water
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Louis
3 months ago
Wait uh if you watch through to the end of the clip THEY TRIED TO BUY TACOS FROM A SHOP WHERE THEY HAD PREVIOUSLY KIDNAPPED A WORKER, WHO IS STILL DETAINED
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Over/Under 2.5 days until we get to “Jeffery Epstein was innocent” from the GOP?
3 months ago
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Air Budd Dwyer
3 months ago
"they didn't release the good emails from the sex criminal the president was friends with"
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If you missed it, WELCOME TO FUN CITY is back up for pre-order.
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3 months ago
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I simply should not be allowed to go on a press tour
3 months ago
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The little lord fuckelroy conference call runner is insanely funny. (I’m rewatching successio)
3 months ago
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Stephanie Bencin
4 months ago
Six words every woman wants to hear.
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Lew Morton
4 months ago
Just as after 9/11, we're going to track down who is responsible and send Dave Chappelle and Aziz Ansari to their house
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Jacob Oller
4 months ago
woke up from a nap in a frenzy
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The high council moves so much product Trump thinking about blowing us up in international waters.
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5 months ago
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Tim Onion
5 months ago
I was reliably told celebrating political violence was cause for government reprisal and private sector termination.
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Ken Tremendous
5 months ago
If there's anything funny about this -- debatable -- it's that Trump has an entire team of Project 2025/Federalist Society ghouls who have painstakingly built a foolproof backroom legal system to legitimize fascism and then Trump just goes THEY CAN'T MAKE FUN OF ME I'LL SUE and gives it all away
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Will be crossing a border and just in case they check social posts i would like to say Donald trump pls eat my pussy from the back ya fuckin knob I’m the head of antifa I’m the one that organizes all the meetings.
5 months ago
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the downfall of a democracy because the most thin skinned vain cunt in the history of thin skinned vain cunts doesn’t want someone making fun of him.
5 months ago
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Nakedly and openly batshit crazy. Jesus fucking hell these people are insane.
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one dozen rats at a keyboard
5 months ago
I do feel for the dozen or so people who genuinely thought Donald Trump and Republicans cared about free speech. It’s gotta be hard having to call your bank three to four times a year to tell them you fell for the wallet inspector again.
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Kyra
5 months ago
young man, you have killed all your sperms, I said young man, you don’t need to fear germs, I said young man, give your brain some more worms, you can eat 👏 that 👏 whale 👏 you scavenged
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Molly Knight
5 months ago
what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
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Ken Tremendous
5 months ago
It's wild to watch the central tenets of white supremacy -- that this is a world for white people and no one else -- work their way from like racist sheriffs smashing Black people's taillights all the way up to 6 Ivy League grads codifying "it's okay to smash taillights" into law.
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In The Ancient Libraries of Popehat
5 months ago
How many people gonna die because some women laughed at these guys‘ dicks
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Lew Morton
5 months ago
I guess this was wrong and he’s just lazy
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