Timothy Simons
@timothycsimons.bsky.social
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Actor. Golfer. Doesn't like cocaine but likes songs about cocaine.
https://linktr.ee/timothycsimons
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Schooley
17 days ago
In an unusual flight path, jet flies into World Trade Center.
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt
27 days ago
spider-klan, spider-klan faked a cry cause he killed a man spins a web full of lies shouldn't say that i hope
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Fun City Editions
28 days ago
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE FABULOUS STAINS, Sam Elliott in LIFEGUARD and WELCOME TO FUN CITY are praised during the latest meeting of the "Physical Media High Council"!
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Hey! I need some help with stories from film sets about good ideas coming from anywhere. Like, the grip that pitched a joke, the office assistant that solved a production problem, the writer who figured out a location problem. That sort of thing. Anybody have ideas?
about 1 month ago
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Please stop saying mean things to us and let us kill american citizens and ignore due process and funnel money to ourselves and our friends in peace.
about 1 month ago
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Cullen
about 1 month ago
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As if getting railroaded by
@minakimes.bsky.social
on the show wasn't bad enough,
@pablo.show
chose the most insane looking face for the thumbnail. This will not stand.
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about 1 month ago
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Jake
about 2 months ago
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Julia Carrie Wong
about 2 months ago
no one is doing it like jd vance, a loser across three continents in a single weekend
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slate
about 2 months ago
jd vance negotiating with Iran
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Mina Kimes
about 2 months ago
I do like the ascending plane here
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Mina Kimes
about 2 months ago
It should also be noted that one of my competitors was
@timothycsimons.bsky.social
which means my box was like 2 feet tall to make us the same height Made the entire experience a bit perilous tbqh
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Better Things Are Possible
about 2 months ago
In a shocking twist, impunity has emboldened a narcissist to descend into full megalomania
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Does anyone know of an east side LA bike donation for kids? Our guys have outgrown theirs and I’m looking to donate them
2 months ago
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Brendel
2 months ago
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Gotta suck to get fired for not properly covering up some pedos sex crimes.
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2 months ago
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I’ve been wearing southwestern style shawl collar knit sweaters for YEARS and this Jonny come lately Gosling swoops in with this stolen valor and i will not forget you all that stood behind him.
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Eric D. Snider
2 months ago
I appreciate that Trump keeps reminding us that it's OK to dance on people's graves if you hate them. I feel like that's going to come in handy.
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Carl Quintanilla
3 months ago
FRENCH NATO GEN. YAKOVLEFF: “.. [Trump] wants to share the political risk, not the military risk. .. He’ll drop us the minute it suits him. .. This isn’t the time to buy a promo ticket on the Titanic.”
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Spending this much time on casting is fucking rad.
3 months ago
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Five-Time Regional Kosho Championship Semi-Finalist
3 months ago
Very on-brand for Gingrich to seek out a new, younger canal the moment the current canal starts having health problems
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Does anyone know how the fuck to keep the Adobe Creative Cloud Content Manager from running the background?
3 months ago
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warrior cop
3 months ago
OpenAI and…the United States Military…are teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time
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TENDR 2.0
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3 months ago
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leon
3 months ago
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier
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Kash Patel is so good at his job*. *covering for pedophiles, ignoring high profile kidnappings, delaying the investigation into the murder of one of his close friends to go chug beers on the taxpayers dime.
3 months ago
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Linda Holmes
3 months ago
Milkshake puck
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Bree (aka Kit Rocha)
3 months ago
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Jeremy Chao
4 months ago
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Radley Balko
4 months ago
This was murder. Pretti did not initiate the confrontation. He didn’t strike them. He didn’t brandish his gun. They tackled him, beat him, disarmed him, and shot him.
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Absolutely love that week get to watch fascist snuff films every week. Fuck ICE. Fuck Stephen Miller that lying cunt. Fuck Trump.
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Isi Baehr-Breen
4 months ago
I will canvass for whichever candidate runs on putting this man in prison in 2028.
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The Popehat Fits Fine
4 months ago
The official policy of the government of the United States of America is that they will murder anyone they want, that they will tell any lie necessary to justify that murder, and that no one who resists them has any rights they are bound to respect. /1
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick
4 months ago
ICE secretly told its officers that any time someone has been ordered removed, ICE can break down their door. It has been accepted for generations that the only thing which can authorize agents to break into your home is a warrant signed by a judge. No wonder ICE hid this memo!
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sometimes there are good things
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4 months ago
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The Popehat Fits Fine
5 months ago
ICE are thug scum
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Schooley
5 months ago
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Paul F. Tompkins
5 months ago
You can say Merry Protein again
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Ken Tremendous
5 months ago
Unintentionally the funniest thing he's ever said
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leon
5 months ago
this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
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The Popehat Fits Fine
5 months ago
Scum seek jobs where they can act like scum with authority.
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Mike X. Nichols
5 months ago
what a time to be alive
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leon
5 months ago
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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Sam Adams
5 months ago
the thing is, “differing political views” used to be about what percentage to tax high earners and not whether brown people are humans
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I hope that all of you have a joyous holiday season surrounded by your family and loved ones*. *Except for ICE. I hope no one talks to you or gives you a present and that you accidentally shit your pants while everyone tells you to go fuck yourself at the grocery store.
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Andrew Todd
5 months ago
2025: America watches Canadian bootlegs of journalism about US concentration camps. Nothing is for sale, everything is for rent. Computers will take your job but will be worse than you at it. You make less than ever but can gamble on your credit balance. One racist ket addict gets paid $1 trillion.
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Phil Rocco
5 months ago
One of the more important stock-taking moments to watch a bootlegged news program censored in your country.
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