Timothy Simons
@timothycsimons.bsky.social
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Actor. Golfer. Doesn't like cocaine but likes songs about cocaine.
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Brendel
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Gotta suck to get fired for not properly covering up some pedos sex crimes.
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I’ve been wearing southwestern style shawl collar knit sweaters for YEARS and this Jonny come lately Gosling swoops in with this stolen valor and i will not forget you all that stood behind him.
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Eric D. Snider
13 days ago
I appreciate that Trump keeps reminding us that it's OK to dance on people's graves if you hate them. I feel like that's going to come in handy.
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Carl Quintanilla
15 days ago
FRENCH NATO GEN. YAKOVLEFF: “.. [Trump] wants to share the political risk, not the military risk. .. He’ll drop us the minute it suits him. .. This isn’t the time to buy a promo ticket on the Titanic.”
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Spending this much time on casting is fucking rad.
18 days ago
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Five-Time Regional Kosho Championship Semi-Finalist
19 days ago
Very on-brand for Gingrich to seek out a new, younger canal the moment the current canal starts having health problems
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Does anyone know how the fuck to keep the Adobe Creative Cloud Content Manager from running the background?
20 days ago
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warrior cop
29 days ago
OpenAI and…the United States Military…are teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time
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TENDR 2.0
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about 1 month ago
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leon
about 1 month ago
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier
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Kash Patel is so good at his job*. *covering for pedophiles, ignoring high profile kidnappings, delaying the investigation into the murder of one of his close friends to go chug beers on the taxpayers dime.
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Linda Holmes
about 1 month ago
Milkshake puck
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Bree (aka Kit Rocha)
about 1 month ago
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Jeremy Chao
2 months ago
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Radley Balko
2 months ago
This was murder. Pretti did not initiate the confrontation. He didn’t strike them. He didn’t brandish his gun. They tackled him, beat him, disarmed him, and shot him.
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Absolutely love that week get to watch fascist snuff films every week. Fuck ICE. Fuck Stephen Miller that lying cunt. Fuck Trump.
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Isi Baehr-Breen
2 months ago
I will canvass for whichever candidate runs on putting this man in prison in 2028.
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Bad And Very Boring Popehat
2 months ago
The official policy of the government of the United States of America is that they will murder anyone they want, that they will tell any lie necessary to justify that murder, and that no one who resists them has any rights they are bound to respect. /1
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick
2 months ago
ICE secretly told its officers that any time someone has been ordered removed, ICE can break down their door. It has been accepted for generations that the only thing which can authorize agents to break into your home is a warrant signed by a judge. No wonder ICE hid this memo!
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sometimes there are good things
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2 months ago
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Bad And Very Boring Popehat
3 months ago
ICE are thug scum
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Schooley
3 months ago
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Paul F. Tompkins
3 months ago
You can say Merry Protein again
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Ken Tremendous
3 months ago
Unintentionally the funniest thing he's ever said
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leon
3 months ago
this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
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Bad And Very Boring Popehat
3 months ago
Scum seek jobs where they can act like scum with authority.
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Mike X. Nichols
3 months ago
what a time to be alive
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leon
3 months ago
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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Sam Adams
3 months ago
the thing is, “differing political views” used to be about what percentage to tax high earners and not whether brown people are humans
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I hope that all of you have a joyous holiday season surrounded by your family and loved ones*. *Except for ICE. I hope no one talks to you or gives you a present and that you accidentally shit your pants while everyone tells you to go fuck yourself at the grocery store.
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Andrew Todd
3 months ago
2025: America watches Canadian bootlegs of journalism about US concentration camps. Nothing is for sale, everything is for rent. Computers will take your job but will be worse than you at it. You make less than ever but can gamble on your credit balance. One racist ket addict gets paid $1 trillion.
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Phil Rocco
3 months ago
One of the more important stock-taking moments to watch a bootlegged news program censored in your country.
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Kat Abughazaleh
3 months ago
The CBS 60 Minutes Doc confirms what we knew: The U.S. is currently using our tax dollars to imprison brown people with no criminal record in torture camps overseas. It’s no wonder administration shill Bari Weiss pulled this off the air:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjY7...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjY7acXx4E8
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This is not the type of integrity and expertise I would expect from someone who co-founded the University of Austin
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Walker Bragman
4 months ago
Again: punishingly high taxes on billionaires is a frontline defense of democracy.
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Sean T. Collins
4 months ago
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Can't wait to get crossfaded and watch a movie after everyone goes to bed. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
4 months ago
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Andre Royo in The Wire is a goddamned miracle.
4 months ago
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ErniePurcell
5 months ago
This is the right wing equivalent to batting for the cycle
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đź¦đź¦đź¦ Adam Jay ⚾️⚾️⚾️
5 months ago
Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water
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Louis
5 months ago
Wait uh if you watch through to the end of the clip THEY TRIED TO BUY TACOS FROM A SHOP WHERE THEY HAD PREVIOUSLY KIDNAPPED A WORKER, WHO IS STILL DETAINED
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Over/Under 2.5 days until we get to “Jeffery Epstein was innocent” from the GOP?
5 months ago
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Air Budd Dwyer
5 months ago
"they didn't release the good emails from the sex criminal the president was friends with"
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If you missed it, WELCOME TO FUN CITY is back up for pre-order.
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5 months ago
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I simply should not be allowed to go on a press tour
5 months ago
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The little lord fuckelroy conference call runner is insanely funny. (I’m rewatching successio)
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